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lf all homosexuals are supposed to be rich, where the heck are my millions!?!?  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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They say Jews have big noses. well...I don't. | |
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Heavenly said: They say Jews have big noses. well...I don't.
My nose is quite big and I'm not an accountant, a doctor, or a lawyer and I don't have lots of money much to the dissapointment of my Yiddesher Grandmother. But I do support Spurs. [This message was edited Mon Mar 15 14:07:13 2004 by ConsciousContact] | |
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Lammastide said: When I'm angry, I come off more like a vicious lawyer or mad scientist than someone who'll whip that ass.
I know exactly what you mean. Sorta like boxer Lennox Lewis when the hardest smack he could come up with for an opponent (Riddick Bowe) he was chasing for a shot at the championship was: (adopt proper English accent) "If you won't challenge me, I guess i'll call you Chicken Bowe." 
Dude, you're challenging this guy to a professional boxing match  not a friendly game of cricket.  "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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Lammastide said: I've been told that I "sound like a white guy" when I speak.
It's a double-edged sword: I know my voice and diction has gotten me jobs, a certain high-brow credibility where it may not be warranted, perks via the phone, etc. But it's difficult to sound credible among certain circles in "the community." Also, it's tough for me to sound intimidating when I need to be. When I'm angry, I come off more like a vicious lawyer or mad scientist than someone who'll whip that ass. I was going to post the very same "affliction." All that's left to me is a stern, Samuel L. Jackson-type of glare. | |
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White girl.....with some junk in da trunk 
<-----bootylicious | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: White girl.....with some junk in da trunk
<-----bootylicious I'm gonna need proof of that, and not using my eyes either. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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EvilWhiteMale said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: White girl.....with some junk in da trunk
<-----bootylicious I'm gonna need proof of that, and not using my eyes either.  | |
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theAudience said: theVelvetRoper said: Well, I'm a thin white girl with a "black" booty.
 I'm sure you wear it well. 
Shake it like you just don't care.  You know it!  | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: White girl.....with some junk in da trunk
<-----bootylicious  | |
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ok...junk in the trunk is like the chick in the pic above.....that's a boomin' ass.
Just having a butt isn't enough. Hell I have a cute butt, it just isn't like Serena's.....I hate her too. | |
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When I was in high school I was convinced that I was a huge cow because all the guys made fun of me. Basically i had big thighs and an ass and blessed up top as well. Then, bein 5'8" didn't help either.
I mean going to a majority white suburban/lowermiddle class high school, the standard of beauty was size 6 (I was a 12/14) blonde blue eyes and of course small legs and slender rumps. I was so in hate of my body. But....when I went into the city? What? I was the next best thing since sliced bread. I mean, a White girl with ass and thighs, then up top? I mean, it messed me up. But...since I've migrated down south, I have to beat them off with a stick. But that poor self image messed me up. | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: White girl.....with some junk in da trunk
<-----bootylicious Me too... Although my butt IS NOT as big as that woman's above... 
I've been told mine is perfect! I think it could be a little smaller [This message was edited Tue Mar 16 7:46:07 2004 by BabyCakes] The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"...  | |
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Rhondab said: ok...junk in the trunk is like the chick in the pic above.....that's a boomin' ass.
Just having a butt isn't enough. Hell I have a cute butt, it just isn't like Serena's.....I hate her too.  Gee, everytime you change your avatar, the pics just get better and better. You don't have a problem with a girl flirting with you, do ya?  | |
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Rhondab said: when it comes to the apple bottom ass...the ghetto booty....the onion...i'm just regular. I have a nice ass but not the stererotypical black girl ass....you know..."the ass you can see from the front" type of ass.
Are there any stereotypes about your race or gender or sexual orientation that you just don't fit in but wish you did? Where is my ghetto booty damn it? I don't believe a damn word you say! Prove it!    Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: Rhondab said: ok...junk in the trunk is like the chick in the pic above.....that's a boomin' ass.
Just having a butt isn't enough. Hell I have a cute butt, it just isn't like Serena's.....I hate her too. Gee, everytime you change your avatar, the pics just get better and better. You don't have a problem with a girl flirting with you, do ya? Flirt all ya want ma!!!
big up to photoshop for makin' a sista look betta.... sendin' up a prayer for your sista, Rhonda...such a lovely name. [This message was edited Tue Mar 16 10:58:48 2004 by Rhondab] | |
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Rhondab said: TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: Gee, everytime you change your avatar, the pics just get better and better. You don't have a problem with a girl flirting with you, do ya? Flirt all ya want to ma!!!
big up to photoshop for makin' a sista look betta.... sendin' up a prayer for your sista, Rhonda...such a lovely name.  | |
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Lammastide said: Oh yeah...
lf all homosexuals are supposed to be rich, where the heck are my millions!?!? I'm rich in vitamins and nutrients. | |
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Rhondab said: Hell I have a cute butt, it just isn't like Serena's.....I hate her too.
Hey, whachew talkin' bout Rhondab? 
Don't be dissin' Serena's butt. 
That's a national treasure. 
Seriously though. Regardless of your booty , i'm sure you're a beauty 
(inside and out) "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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theAudience said: Rhondab said: Hell I have a cute butt, it just isn't like Serena's.....I hate her too.
Hey, whachew talkin' bout Rhondab?
Don't be dissin' Serena's butt.
That's a national treasure.
Seriously though. Regardless of your booty , i'm sure you're a beauty
(inside and out) no no...I love serena's booty....I'm mad cuz mine isn't as big. | |
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i got more thighs than booty. i can't go walkin down the street durin the summer months while i'm wearin a skirt and some dumbass has to blurt out, "damn, you thick!!!!"
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i'm kind of glad i don't have a big ass cuz when i get old it's just gonna be all big and flabby, it won't be cute then | |
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Hmm, I guess I can say that I dont have that big booty that Im supposed to have since thats the current trend for us black chics.   &  | |
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BabyCakes said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: White girl.....with some junk in da trunk
<-----bootylicious Me too... Although my butt IS NOT as big as that woman's above...
I've been told mine is perfect! I think it could be a little smaller [This message was edited Tue Mar 16 7:46:07 2004 by BabyCakes] IM A LATINA, WITH LOTS OF JUNK IN DA TRUNK, AND I HATE IT.....IM ALWAYSGETTING SMURKED AT | |
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There are plenty of Sistas who don't have phat asses . Those chicks in hip hop videos are recruited from modeling agencies. But I haven't had much luck finding one  .Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: I like booties but a sexy mind wins everytime...just talk me in2 a state
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I hear you Rhonda  I've always wanted to be POW! - a big legged woman like Beyonce/Janet/Angela Basset (any "normal" Black woman really ). But I got the slim look instead - no big thighs/big hips/BIG ass. 
The only comfort is knowing all those broads are a sandwich & a missed workout away from looking sloppy. At least we never have to worry about having a shelf booty but I'm still working out & drinking my protein 
 BOOTY ENVY
Oh yea, and Serena should be arrested - that bitch stole both our asses!  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: I hear you Rhonda
I've always wanted to be POW! - a big legged woman like Beyonce/Janet/Angela Basset (any "normal" Black woman really ). But I got the slim look instead - no big thighs/big hips/BIG ass.
The only comfort is knowing all those broads are a sandwich & a missed workout away from looking sloppy. At least we never have to worry about having a shelf booty but I'm still working out & drinking my protein
BOOTY ENVY
Oh yea, and Serena should be arrested - that bitch stole both our asses! Normal butt here too. Rhonda/Cal at least you don't have problems finding clothes that fit. I've noticed women with huge butts always have problems finding jeans, and pants that fit right. Suits that are tailored and classy ride up in the back or gap at the waist and when they sit down you can see their drawers. Blech. Tacky.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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A coworker of mine stated that white people are "corny" and "sneaky".
This is not a stereotype I have heard too often, but I could understand her accusation. However, I do not meet this description completely. I'm just "horny" and "sneaky". | |
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Well how about a white girl with a "black" ass? That would be me  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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