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Turn Classic Literature into Porn Titles! Maybe this will bring Bliss out:
Portrait of a Lady of the Night Of Vice and Men Moby Dick 
'Tis a Pity She's NOT a Whore Emma Does Dallas The Cunt of Monte Cristo King Leer Jude the Obscene | |
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Is Stephen King considered classic literature?  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I think you'll find us an illiterate lot, don't expect many replies. 
That said: A Midsummer Night's Cream.... Great Gatsby's Gonads.... A Tale of Two Titties.... Great Sexpectations.... | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: A Tale of Two Titties....  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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To Drill a Fuckingbird. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: To Drill a Fuckingbird.
or.....To Fill a Suckingbird? | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: bkw said: To Drill a Fuckingbird.
or.....To Fill a Suckingbird?  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Pride and Prejudicks  | |
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Sex and Sexability
Donkey Hottie vol. IV Bleak Whore House David Cop-a-feel Hardon Times | |
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Whore and Piece  | |
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doctormcmeekle said: Sex and Sexability
Donkey Hottie vol. IV Bleak Whore House David Cop-a-feel Hardon Times | |
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Little Women with Big Knockers
Sherlock Humps | |
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Fuckleberry Hinn.
The Grapes of Ass. | |
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2the9s said: The Grapes of Ass.
The Gropes of Wrath  | |
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Whore With A Peirce. | |
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Screw the Good-looking Ass.
The Pussy That Time Forgot Wuthering Thighs When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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The Origin of Feces When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Around the World with Eighty Whores When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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The Adventures of Peter Ram. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Willy Wanka and Chock-it-up-ya factory?
Not a literary classic...but amusing all da samez 
 No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
 "Come into my world..."
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lilmissmissy said: Willy Wanka and Chock-it-up-ya factory?
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Taming of the Screw  | |
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althom said: lilmissmissy said: Willy Wanka and Chock-it-up-ya factory?
I know, i shock myself sometimes!! Pretty funny though... No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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Vanity's Pair
Ho'rian Grey | |
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Whore and Peace
A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream Booty and the Beast Phallus in Wonderland Hairy Potter and the Philosopher's Bone Lust of the Mohicans Lord of the Cock Rings Romeo in Juliet | |
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Othellwhore No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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2the9's ...what have you started here 
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH  | |
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MEN IN BLACK... MEN 
"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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The beautiful and the rammed. | |
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senik said: MEN IN BLACK... MEN
Sorry, that weren't a 'literary classic' I know.  ...wait a minute.... Does the Men In Black 'classic' comic series count? 
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