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WORST possible wedding song and/or song to make love to? What's the WORST song you can imagine to either get married to, or to have sex to? (specify)
Wedding song: Bark at the Moon Sex: Anything by a children's choir "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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Wedding song:
Slayer's Seasons in the Abyss Sex: Anne Murray's cover of Bridge Over Troubled Water "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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Worst wedding song ---> Ring of Fire
Worst fucking song ---> Excitable Boy p.s Hey KS, now that you are married have you got all mannered etc as i notice you say "make love" and not "fuck".  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Wedding:
The theme from Friends (I have a cousin who actually did it.  )
Sex: I'm gonna say the theme from Deliverance | |
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Worst Wedding Song - Like A Virgin
Worst Fucking Song - Like A Virgin | |
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bkw said: p.s Hey KS, now that you are married have you got all mannered etc as i notice you say "make love" and not "fuck".
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Ottica said: bkw said: p.s Hey KS, now that you are married have you got all mannered etc as i notice you say "make love" and not "fuck".
I've never seen him say "make love" in my life. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Worst wedding song ---> Ring of Fire
Worst fucking song ---> Excitable Boy p.s Hey KS, now that you are married have you got all mannered etc as i notice you say "make love" and not "fuck". Good point. That's scary!  What the fuck is wrong with me?????"Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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KingSausage said: bkw said: Worst wedding song ---> Ring of Fire
Worst fucking song ---> Excitable Boy p.s Hey KS, now that you are married have you got all mannered etc as i notice you say "make love" and not "fuck". Good point. That's scary! What the fuck is wrong with me?????Next thing we'll know is that you'll start leaving the toilet seat down. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Get married to: 'Adore' - how syrupy would it be to have that as your wedding theme?
Have sex to: 'There's Others Here With Us'. During my video porn career, this was okay as the soundtrack. But now... _____ [This message was edited Wed Mar 10 15:49:37 2004 by Haystack] | |
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bkw said: KingSausage said: Good point. That's scary! What the fuck is wrong with me?????Next thing we'll know is that you'll start leaving the toilet seat down. Actually, I've always done that....  I'm much lamer than you think!"Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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KingSausage said: bkw said: Next thing we'll know is that you'll start leaving the toilet seat down. Actually, I've always done that.... I'm much lamer than you think!And i suppose you're going to tell us you dont wipe your dick on the curtains either? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: KingSausage said: Actually, I've always done that.... I'm much lamer than you think!And i suppose you're going to tell us you dont wipe your dick on the curtains either? Real men don't wipe... Perhaps I've said too much. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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worst wedding song = dead kennedys "kill the poor"
worst sex song = bach's "ave maria" | |
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or, a neverending, repeating muzak track throughout the wedding and honeymoon  | |
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Haystack said: Have sex to: 'There's Others Here With Us'. During my video porn career, this was okay as the soundtrack. But now...
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STING, "EVERY BREATH U TAKE".....HE IS TALKING ABOUT STALKING HIS WIFE. SCARY | |
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KingSausage said: bkw said: And i suppose you're going to tell us you dont wipe your dick on the curtains either? Real men don't wipe... Perhaps I've said too much.  | |
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King Sausage is the illest | |
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Wedding song: William Hung - "She bang"
Sex song: William Hung - "She bang" "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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theAudience said: Wedding song: William Hung - "She bang"
Sex song: William Hung - "She bang" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Screwing song: I'm Too Sexy Wedding Song: Whatever that stupid "I Hate Everything About You" song is called. or Drowning Pool- Let the Bodies Hit the Floor [This message was edited Wed Mar 10 19:48:16 2004 by gemini13] | |
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Worst wedding song: "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails | |
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Wedding song:
Shut up! Sex: [i]Flight Of The Bumblebee[i/] | |
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althom said: Wedding song:
Shut up! Sex: [i]Flight Of The Bumblebee[i/]  "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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The Pina Colada Song
See above | |
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Wedding Song - Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod
Sex Song - Manowar - Return of the Warlord | |
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Wedding song: Revolution 9 (the beatles)
Sex: Any audio book (like the Lord of the Rings) | |
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althom said: Wedding song:
Shut up! the kelly osborne song? | |
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Terrence and Philip's "Uncle Fucker" song from South Park?
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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althom said: Sex: [i]Flight Of The Bumblebee[i/] | |
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