jessyMD32781 said:

What did you think when you read the re-issued version of Prince's 'The Sacrifice Of Victor'?

Answer: Only because of the herpes.

Haystack said:

Why would anyone enjoy scabies?



Answer: I had no idea it was so shallow!

theVelvetRoper said:

When you saw an ant paddle in your emotional depth, what did you think?

Answer: If I could try again, I'd show off my left elbow, first.

Haystack said:

Question: You fucktard! Now what are we going to tell our joint-lover when we promised him we'd win first prize in Holland's National "Sexiest Pointy Body Parts" finals?! How are we going to afford our sex changes?


Answer: 431,588,026 and counting

INSATIABLE said:

how many pubic lice have you found?

answer: it bit me.

Haystack said:

clever...!


Answer: Because there are balls of head hair on my bedroom carpet.

INSATIABLE said:

Therapy said:

Q: Why are you worried about the police coming around to your house to question you about the recent murders in your area?

A: Generally with lube.

Haystack said:

Q: How do you keep your hair so shiny, Haystack?

A: Only once, with a pencil.

TheFrog said:

Q: Have you ever created a hanging chad?

A: Yeah, but it's funny because I said with cheese.

TheFrog said:

Have you ever pierced the walls of your rectum?



It was when I found a bee sticking out of it.

jillybean said:

When you ordered that emergency pizza for your cheese dependent friend and they delivered it minus the cheese, did she die from cheese deprivation?





I'm sure it was 14 tattoos.




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jillybean said:

Q: Mcdonalds worker: "No i don't get it. You order a burger and expect me to laugh?"



A: Two are always better than one.

Haystack said:

I asked for a tattoo of the number 14, dammit!

TheFrog said:

What are your views on having electrodes attached to your nipples?


It didn't, I was only 3.

Haystack said:

Q: And you realised that your son was a jar of honey when - what happened to his anus?

A: Usually on a unicycle.

TheFrog said:

How do you normally travel to Prince concerts?


Up my nostrils.

TheFrog said:

Q: Where are you when you get these cases of the runs?

A: It exploded about 7 years ago.

Haystack said:

Q: Favourite orifice to insert pineapples?


A: Didn't even notice it.

LittlePill said:

Q: What happened to your mirror, you unlucky bastard?

A: After that, we cuddled.

TheFrog said:

Q: What happened after Whateva tryed to come up with a funny question and totaly failed at it?

A: At least 15 times a week and it's wearing me down!
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Whateva said:

How often do you shit on your partner's face in order to turn yourself on?



Just before I removed the cork.

Haystack said:

By what time had you forgotten that the bottle actually contained a urine sample?

Yes, camels are what I said and camels are what I meant.

Vibrator said:

Are you sure that's what you smoke?



I didn't even realise that her tits were out.

Vibrator said:

Can you repeat what you slept with last night????


I like to bounce on puffy white clouds!

Haystack said:

How did you feel when you found out that Lleena's pet birds were gay?



Because I've got a dirty habit.

GhostlyNun said:

Q: Why do you want me to wash your clothes?



Answer: It only happens once a century and most of the time, people don't see it.

Therapy said:

How often do you fantasize over the thought of licking Elijah Wood's elbows?


Because that's the way Doris Day wanted it!

Haystack said:

Q: Why was Marilyn Monroe the one to wear the strap-on?



Answer: Elijah Wood, in my wardrobe!


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