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Haystack said: bkw said:  You know, this emoticon has always mystified me... Why would anybody want to lick a Christmas tree? And why isn't it decorated?  #1 - That ain't no tree, it comes from a plant; #2 - That's marijuana - The must have item when attending any concert. 
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I got ma owwwn legend.
Da legend of lilmissmissy. There once was a lilmissmissy 
who on cold days 
would get quite pissy  
So she took out a blanket 
told da weather to wank it 
And when da  came
she turned blissy!
  [This message was edited Tue Mar 9 20:57:01 2004 by lilmissmissy] No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
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lilmissmissy said: I got ma owwwn legend.
Da legend of lilmissmissy. There once was a lilmissmissy
who on cold days
would get quite pissy
So she took out a blanket
told da weather to wank it
And when da came
she turned blissy!
[This message was edited Tue Mar 9 20:57:01 2004 by lilmissmissy] 
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sinisterpentatonic said: lilmissmissy said: I got ma owwwn legend.
Da legend of lilmissmissy. There once was a lilmissmissy
who on cold days
would get quite pissy
So she took out a blanket
told da weather to wank it
And when da came
she turned blissy!
[This message was edited Tue Mar 9 20:57:01 2004 by lilmissmissy]
Scandalous!! AYE CARUMBA!!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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bkw said: IAmTheTouch said: Please, everybody, don’t delete this! Send this on to all your friends, because it’s a true story, and it might happen to you. This is not a hoax, I know for a fact that it happened to my friend’s sister’s cousin, and I’m passing this along so that others can avoid being a victim of this! (N.B. – names have been changed to protect the innocent!)
One day, this guy, his name was Hayslack, came out of the mall with lots of bags in his hands. He had been shopping for clothes, since he wanted to impress this guy, KBW, when they met up for a drink at the local pub. They had met online on a website devoted to Engelbert Humperdinck, of whom both were long-time devoted fans. Hayslack was impressed by KBW’s devotion to securing the voting rights of toddlers in Midwestern Australia, and KBW was smitten by Hayslack’s hairy toes, the stuff of legends on engelberthumperdinck.org. So while Hayslack was pondering whether to wear the poofy shirt with the purple slacks, or the moo-moo with flip-flops and a lot of bling-bling, he stepped up to his car, not sensing the danger that lay ahead. Apparently, there is a gang of Nigerian businessmen who are trying to save the million-dollar fortunes of their respective uncles, who were unseated from their positions of power by a bloody military coup. Unwittingly, Hayslack had signed up to have them deposit their uncle’s considerable fortune in his bank account. Now that they had all of his banking information, the real purpose for their visit could be executed. Hayslack didn't know what they were really after. As soon as he stepped up to the car, underneath which the Nigerian businessmen had been hiding, they cut his tendons in his calves with a box cutter, took him to a hotel, where he woke up the next morning, up to his neck in a tub full of ice. After he completely regained consciousness, Hayslack looked up in horror, and next to the tub was a small table with a phone and a note that read: “If you pass this on to 10 of your friends, AOL and Microsoft will make a donation to a poor child dying of cancer. Don’t disappoint little Timmy. Oh, and we have your kidneys.” Needless to say, Hayslack was almost late for his date with KBW. It’s a true story. These things are happening all over the country. Please send this message to all of your friends. You may save little Timmy. If you don’t pass this on, large numbers of tiny spiders will crawl into your mouth while you’re sleeping tonight. Honest! They come from Nigeria! A friend of my cousin’s boyfriend told me!! You wouldn't believe it but a similar thing happened to me once.  
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Bring back the magic tricks! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Haystack said: The first night, he watched the video all the way through, pausing it on the expressions of pain on the faces of some of the fistees. | |
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This is a truly brilliant thread. | |
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Did you know that Cloudbuster has had two ribs removed so that he could suck his own cock?
Unfortunately, his cock kept getting stuck between his teeth. | |
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IAmTheTouch said: Please, everybody, don’t delete this! Send this on to all your friends, because it’s a true story, and it might happen to you. This is not a hoax, I know for a fact that it happened to my friend’s sister’s cousin, and I’m passing this along so that others can avoid being a victim of this! (N.B. – names have been changed to protect the innocent!)
One day, this guy, his name was Hayslack, came out of the mall with lots of bags in his hands. He had been shopping for clothes, since he wanted to impress this guy, KBW, when they met up for a drink at the local pub. They had met online on a website devoted to Engelbert Humperdinck, of whom both were long-time devoted fans. Hayslack was impressed by KBW’s devotion to securing the voting rights of toddlers in Midwestern Australia, and KBW was smitten by Hayslack’s hairy toes, the stuff of legends on engelberthumperdinck.org. So while Hayslack was pondering whether to wear the poofy shirt with the purple slacks, or the moo-moo with flip-flops and a lot of bling-bling, he stepped up to his car, not sensing the danger that lay ahead. Apparently, there is a gang of Nigerian businessmen who are trying to save the million-dollar fortunes of their respective uncles, who were unseated from their positions of power by a bloody military coup. Unwittingly, Hayslack had signed up to have them deposit their uncle’s considerable fortune in his bank account. Now that they had all of his banking information, the real purpose for their visit could be executed. Hayslack didn't know what they were really after. As soon as he stepped up to the car, underneath which the Nigerian businessmen had been hiding, they cut his tendons in his calves with a box cutter, took him to a hotel, where he woke up the next morning, up to his neck in a tub full of ice. After he completely regained consciousness, Hayslack looked up in horror, and next to the tub was a small table with a phone and a note that read: “If you pass this on to 10 of your friends, AOL and Microsoft will make a donation to a poor child dying of cancer. Don’t disappoint little Timmy. Oh, and we have your kidneys.” Needless to say, Hayslack was almost late for his date with KBW. It’s a true story. These things are happening all over the country. Please send this message to all of your friends. You may save little Timmy. If you don’t pass this on, large numbers of tiny spiders will crawl into your mouth while you’re sleeping tonight. Honest! They come from Nigeria! A friend of my cousin’s boyfriend told me!! A guy who knows this girl that I know's uncle once got this and didn't pass it on! All sorts of horrible things happened to him! First, he picked up this stray dog on the side of the road, took it to a vet, and discovered it was actually a hamster with a pituatary gland problem! Then, he had his butthole spackled shut by a group of Militant Gay Islamic bikers from Sweden! To make things even worse, he went to a club one night, got slipped some ruffies and woke up the next morning to discover that he'd had a three way with Janet Reno and Andy Dick! Oh, and then he died! 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Haystack said: Did you know that Cloudbuster has had two ribs removed so that he could suck his own cock?
Unfortunately, his cock kept getting stuck between his teeth. Everyone knows this! he brags about it all the time!
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JediMaster said: A guy who knows this girl that I know's uncle once got this and didn't pass it on! All sorts of horrible things happened to him! First, he picked up this stray dog on the side of the road, took it to a vet, and discovered it was actually a hamster with a pituatary gland problem! Then, he had his butthole spackled shut by a group of Militant Gay Islamic bikers from Sweden! To make things even worse, he went to a club one night, got slipped some ruffies and woke up the next morning to discover that he'd had a three way with Janet Reno and Andy Dick! Oh, and then he died!  don't you just hate it when that happens?! | |
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IAmTheTouch said: JediMaster said: A guy who knows this girl that I know's uncle once got this and didn't pass it on! All sorts of horrible things happened to him! First, he picked up this stray dog on the side of the road, took it to a vet, and discovered it was actually a hamster with a pituatary gland problem! Then, he had his butthole spackled shut by a group of Militant Gay Islamic bikers from Sweden! To make things even worse, he went to a club one night, got slipped some ruffies and woke up the next morning to discover that he'd had a three way with Janet Reno and Andy Dick! Oh, and then he died! don't you just hate it when that happens?! Absolutely! That's why I pass on those e-mails! Otherwise, AOL and Microsoft will send a death squad to my house!
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Haystack said: A stressed-out JDINTERACTIVE decided, after much consideration and advice from his friends, to go to a massage parlour. He found the most respectable one that he could and, once he'd arrived, found it to be quite a pleasant environment. He was in the waiting room for only a few minutes before the masseuse turned up - and she was beautiful!
Stuttering with every sentence he uttered (from nerves), he was led by this beauty into the room where he was to receive his massage. After a few minutes, she was giving him the most sensual and relaxing experience of his life. Why hadn't he done this before?!?! What he did feel a little nervous about, however, was the erection that was forming between his legs. He was thankful that he was laying on his stomach. Although he knew that he would soon be asked to turn over so that this beautiful masseuse could 'do' his front. And that moment came far too soon. He rolled over and nearly died of embarrassment when the woman looked at the tent that had formed in the towel that was wrapped around his nether regions. She paused for a moment before speaking; 'Oh' she said, awkwardly but with a smile on her face 'Would you like a wank?' she asked. JD couldn't believe what was happening. He paused for a moment before answering, 'Er - oh... Well, why not?' The masseuse left the room and JD started to wonder what treat was going to be instore. He'd been nervous about doing this, but now he'd started, he was quite happy to carry on with the experience. And he never dreamt that it would have led to this. What a memory this was going to be!!! And how was she preparing for it right now? Was she putting on some kind of sexy outfit? Was she readying herself for the experience? He didn't mind if she put on gloves or something. After all, she didn't know him, why would she want to do it with her bare hands? The time passed, with JD getting more and more excited as he wondered what he was to experience in the next few minutes... After about 10 minutes, she popped her head through the door, 'Have you finished yet?' she asked.
Sounds like reality rather than a myth. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Haystack said: A stressed-out JDINTERACTIVE decided, after much consideration and advice from his friends, to go to a massage parlour.
Sounds like reality rather than a myth. You mean like the West Ham flasher? "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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daned said: You mean like the West Ham flasher?
Naturally I'm intrigued. Please explain!?!.. | |
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Haystack said: Did you know that Cloudbuster has had two ribs removed so that he could suck his own cock?
Funny that, I heard you had your ribs removed so you could suck Cloudbuster's cock? Now I'm confused? | |
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i heard that 2the9's undies are an org urban legend....  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i heard that 2the9's undies are an org urban legend....
 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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doctormcmeekle said: Haystack said: Did you know that Cloudbuster has had two ribs removed so that he could suck his own cock?
Funny that, I heard you had your ribs removed so you could suck Cloudbuster's cock? Now I'm confused? No, I had my sanity removed after I sucked Cloudbuster's tiny cock. The memory of the let-down was so great, I went totally mental. I'm better now, though...         girafffe's are sexy but not adaptable to cold climates  zebra  tits | |
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Haystack said: doctormcmeekle said: Funny that, I heard you had your ribs removed so you could suck Cloudbuster's cock? Now I'm confused? No, I had my sanity removed after I sucked Cloudbuster's tiny cock. The memory of the let-down was so great, I went totally mental. I'm better now, though... girafffe's are sexy but not adaptable to cold climates zebra tits | |
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Haystack said: doctormcmeekle said: Funny that, I heard you had your ribs removed so you could suck Cloudbuster's cock? Now I'm confused? No, I had my sanity removed after I sucked Cloudbuster's tiny cock. The memory of the let-down was so great, I went totally mental. I'm better now, though... girafffe's are sexy but not adaptable to cold climates zebra tits My next-door-neighbour's brother had his cock removed so he could suck his ribs! Now he's totally mental! | |
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doctormcmeekle said: Haystack said: No, I had my sanity removed after I sucked Cloudbuster's tiny cock. The memory of the let-down was so great, I went totally mental. I'm better now, though... girafffe's are sexy but not adaptable to cold climates zebra tits My next-door-neighbour's brother had his cock removed so he could suck his ribs! Now he's totally mental!
I love you McMeekle! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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doctormcmeekle said: Haystack said: No, I had my sanity removed after I sucked Cloudbuster's tiny cock. The memory of the let-down was so great, I went totally mental. I'm better now, though... girafffe's are sexy but not adaptable to cold climates zebra tits My next-door-neighbour's brother had his cock removed so he could suck his ribs! Now he's totally mental! Damn, I hate it when I'm upstaged!!! | |
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I'm wondering..... is there anyway I can remove my wife's ribs without waking her up? | |
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doctormcmeekle said:
I'm wondering..... is there anyway I can remove my wife's ribs without waking her up? LMFAO!!! If you find out, let us all know! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: doctormcmeekle said:
I'm wondering..... is there anyway I can remove my wife's ribs without waking her up? LMFAO!!! If you find out, let us all know! Will do, but if it works I won't be coming back here no more! | |
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doctormcmeekle said:
I'm wondering..... is there anyway I can remove my wife's ribs without waking her up? start with her kidneys. i know this guy from Nigeria who can do it real easily. all you need is a box cutter, a bathtub full of ice and a telephone, from what i understand... | |
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