[b]you know you're in
California if:.....


17. It's barely sprinkling rain, and there's a report on every news
station: "Storm Watch 2004".

you know you're in
>California if:.....
>
>
>1. You make over $300,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
>
>2. You take a bus and are shocked to hear two people carrying on a
>conversation in English.
>
>3. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is
>named "Breeze".
>
>4. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
>
>5. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
>
>6. Your co-worker has 8 body-pierces and none are visible.
>
>7. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
>
>8. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
>
>9. A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY television broadcast.
>
>10. Gas costs $1 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
>
>11. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
>
>12. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless
>chaps....you don't even notice.
>
>13. The guy at Starbucks at 8:30 a.m., wearing a baseball cap and
>sunglasses, who looks like George Clooney, really IS George Clooney.
>
>14. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
>
>15. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
>delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
>
>16. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
>
>17. It's barely sprinkling rain, and there's a report on every news
>station: "Storm Watch 2004".
>
>18. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Banks
>himself is teaching the 4 p.m. Tae Bo class.
>
>19. You pass an elementary school playground, and the children are all
>busy with their cell phones and pagers.
>
>20. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
>
>21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside; so you leave for work an hour
>early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>
>22. Hey!!! Is Pot Illegal ???!!!
>
>23. The Terminator is your new Governor!
>
>

You know you are in California when Clint Eastwood takes over Carmel again and thinks he is Dirty Harry and keeps saying "go ahead make my day".....
[This message was edited Mon Feb 23 21:03:29 2004 by luv4u]

luv4u said:

When did he take over Carmel Mountain?

You know you're in California.. when you go to swimming pool and see 1 out of 3 ladies use their fake breast as a floating device... And I am not complaing about it..