Smelly' Kenyan given public wash

Fed up neighbours in Kapenguria, a remote town in north west Kenya, have forcibly washed a 52-year-old bachelor.

The farmer John Kasokong had allegedly not bathed for 10 years and his odour reportedly overpowered local people.

Irritated by his state, four muscular men trapped him while on his way from his farm and tied him down with ropes before giving him a thorough wash.

Many people are said to have watched the public drama including the local chief.

Neighbour Rogers Kimwei said they could not bear Mr Kasokong's body odour and were forced to hatch a plan to clean him.

BBC News.

Now this thread is about me!

2the9s said:

your getting like Rd always asking for a name check.

Milty said:

That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week!

No damn wonder he's a bachelor.

10 years without bathing??? ewwww...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

totally ew. go figure it was a guy who did this...

jessyMD32781 said:

Ahhh go shave your pits...

He's probably going to start hiding from people now, for fear that they'll forcibly bathe him and make him smell all girly again!

2the9s said:

already did! and they're so nice and smooth.....are you and fan of the smooth pit, 9s?

They should put him on the next season of The Bachelor. Now THAT'S some reality television I'd watch!

AnotherLoverToo said:

I wonder if they used body splash and scented lotion afterwards?

jessyMD32781 said:

2the9s said:

jessyMD32781 said:

2the9s said:

you're silly.

jessyMD32781 said:

2the9s said:

you shave yours first.

AnotherLoverToo said:

maybe they should have given him that shirt instead of force bathing him.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

now that's what i like to hear! don't forget your eyebrows!

y'know, i've always wondered what the physical consequences of not bathing are, besides the obvious mega-vomitrocious b.o. ....

jessyMD32781 said:

no! covers my eyebrows....they stay on! besides, i just plucked 'em last night...they're half-nekkid.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Major body smegma in all the body crevices, for sure!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i think you start to grow turnips or squah around your nostrils.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

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. plots to shave dansa's eyebrows in her sleep...

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[This message was edited Mon Mar 8 18:04:50 2004 by AnotherLoverToo]

AnotherLoverToo said:

body lice maybe?

jessyMD32781 said:

And rotten teeth, and an itchy head, and a greasy, pimply face and butt klingons for days!

AnotherLoverToo said:

he may have brushed his teeth. can you imagine some wicked dirty guy with a set of bright, white, shiny teeth! okay, i really need to get back to studying now.