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PrintablejessyMD32781 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said:  no! covers my eyebrows....they stay on! besides, i just plucked 'em last night...they're half-nekkid.  okay, okay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . plots to shave dansa's eyebrows in her sleep...  note to self: sleep with your head under the covers tonight...  | |
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Milty said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: y'know, i've always wondered what the physical consequences of not bathing are, besides the obvious mega-vomitrocious b.o. ....
i think you start to grow turnips or squah around your nostrils. vegetation in between your toes...  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: jessyMD32781 said: okay, okay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . plots to shave dansa's eyebrows in her sleep... note to self: sleep with your head under the covers tonight...  you can't escape me! | |
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jessyMD32781 said: AnotherLoverToo said:  And rotten teeth, and an itchy head, and a greasy, pimply face and butt klingons for days!he may have brushed his teeth. can you imagine some wicked dirty guy with a set of bright, white, shiny teeth!  okay, i really need to get back to studying now.Lady, he is so NOT gonna be brushin his teeth if he's not washing the rest of his body! He probably has some phobia of cleanliness, like his virility will be stolen from him if he washes. Maybe he's scared of water?! I want more info from the villagers! | |
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jessyMD32781 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: note to self: sleep with your head under the covers tonight... you can't escape me! i'm gonna wake up with nicks on both of my eyebrows...  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: jessyMD32781 said: he may have brushed his teeth. can you imagine some wicked dirty guy with a set of bright, white, shiny teeth! okay, i really need to get back to studying now.Lady, he is so NOT gonna be brushin his teeth if he's not washing the rest of his body! He probably has some phobia of cleanliness, like his virility will be stolen from him if he washes. Maybe he's scared of water?! I want more info from the villagers! that might be it...."i'll be less of a man if i don't smell manly!"  | |
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Well, you know it's true: "it takes a village to raise a child"..... LOL | |
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 lawd, please say that althom used the plunger in order to unclog his toilet...
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"forced to hatch a plan to clean him"
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: lawd, please say that althom used the plunger in order to unclog his toilet...
Errrrr.....yeah!  | |
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Gawd! I'd be doing this  everytime his BO whaffs off..... EEEEWWEEE!!!
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luv4u said: Gawd! I'd be doing this
everytime his BO whaffs off..... EEEEWWEEE!!!Are you talking about me or the farmer?  | |
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althom said: luv4u said: Gawd! I'd be doing this
everytime his BO whaffs off..... EEEEWWEEE!!!Are you talking about me or the farmer? don't worry...i know you smell a lot better than that guy.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: althom said: Are you talking about me or the farmer? don't worry...i know you smell a lot better than that guy. Not much! lol | |
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althom said: luv4u said: Gawd! I'd be doing this
everytime his BO whaffs off..... EEEEWWEEE!!!Are you talking about me or the farmer? The farmer who had not bathed for 10 years. Need a bar of soap???
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luv4u said: althom said: Are you talking about me or the farmer? The farmer who had not bathed for 10 years. Need a bar of soap??? Only if you scrub me.  | |
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althom said: luv4u said: The farmer who had not bathed for 10 years. Need a bar of soap??? Only if you scrub me. I would love to but the closest I'll ever get to that is this computer screen (grrr).
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luv4u said: althom said: Only if you scrub me. I would love to but the closest I'll ever get to that is this computer screen (grrr).  | |
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