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Thread started 03/08/04 7:13am

PURPLERAVEN

WHY FAST FOOD IS "A GOOD THING"

IT FEEDS OUR NATION!
IT EMPLOYS MANY OF OUR IGNORAMOUSES!
IT ALLOWS US TO EAT FAST AND ON THE RUN!
FILLET OF FISH IS AHEAD OF ITS TIME!
WE CONSTANTLY MOP! (OTHER ESTABISHMENTS CANT CLAIM THIS)
OUR FOOD IS NOT CRACK BUT A SAFE ALTERNATIVE
AND LASTLY, FAT IS A FOOD GROUP !

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Reply #1 posted 03/08/04 7:14am

jessyMD32781

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Reply #2 posted 03/08/04 7:18am

PURPLERAVEN

DONT RUN FROM THE LIGHT,
EMBRACE THE LIGHT.
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Reply #3 posted 03/08/04 7:23am

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Interesting food for thought
canada

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Reply #4 posted 03/08/04 7:24am

PURPLERAVEN

CHOMP!

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Reply #5 posted 03/08/04 7:24am

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PURPLERAVEN said:

CHOMP!

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canada

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Reply #6 posted 03/08/04 7:25am

PURPLERAVEN

luv4u said:

PURPLERAVEN said:

CHOMP!

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SEE NOW YOU ARE IN MY COOL BOOK! TAKE A BOW GIRL.
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Reply #7 posted 03/08/04 7:26am

PURPLERAVEN

AND YOUR A MODERATOR?
NO DOLLAR MENUE FOR YOU!
PEACE AND SUPERSIZE BE UNTO YOU.
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Reply #8 posted 03/08/04 7:27am

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PURPLERAVEN said:

luv4u said:





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SEE NOW YOU ARE IN MY COOL BOOK! TAKE A BOW GIRL.



Thank you bow, thank you, and thank you bow
canada

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Reply #9 posted 03/08/04 7:27am

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PURPLERAVEN said:

AND YOUR A MODERATOR?
NO DOLLAR MENUE FOR YOU!
PEACE AND SUPERSIZE BE UNTO YOU.



Awwwww that's not fair (whining) sad
canada

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Reply #10 posted 03/08/04 7:31am

PURPLERAVEN

luv4u said:

PURPLERAVEN said:

AND YOUR A MODERATOR?
NO DOLLAR MENUE FOR YOU!
PEACE AND SUPERSIZE BE UNTO YOU.



Awwwww that's not fair (whining) sad



NO NO NO YOU MISREAD ME, WHAT I MEAN IS YOU GET THE TOP MENU NO CHEAP DOLLAR NONSENCE!
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Reply #11 posted 03/08/04 9:30am

BinaryJustin

I'm sorry, but clowns give me nightmares.
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Reply #12 posted 03/08/04 10:49am

PURPLERAVEN

BinaryJustin said:

I'm sorry, but clowns give me nightmares.



IM NOT A SCARY CLOWN.



THIS HOWEVER IS ONE SCARY CLOWN!
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Reply #13 posted 03/08/04 11:02am

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Fast Food prevents crime!

It gives gainful employment to Slipknot fans.
Fat kits can't run away from police.
Kids who've been raised on those 'fries' are going to be so weedy, the little old ladies they try to prey on will be able to bitch-slap them into tommorow.
When they get older, their hearts will pop until the pressure of all that bulk.

See!
"You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain"
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Reply #14 posted 03/08/04 11:29am

IAmTheTouch

daned said:

Fast Food prevents crime!

It gives gainful employment to Slipknot fans.
Fat kits can't run away from police.
Kids who've been raised on those 'fries' are going to be so weedy, the little old ladies they try to prey on will be able to bitch-slap them into tommorow.
When they get older, their hearts will pop until the pressure of all that bulk.

See!


bet this is part of the US Department of Homeland Security's grand scheme! hmmm
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Reply #15 posted 03/08/04 12:56pm

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shoot2 machinegun
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Reply #16 posted 03/08/04 1:01pm

PURPLERAVEN

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shoot2 machinegun



THATS HOW WE FLAME BROIL OUR BURGERS, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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Reply #17 posted 03/08/04 1:15pm

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PURPLERAVEN said:

minneapolisgenius said:

shoot2 machinegun



THATS HOW WE FLAME BROIL OUR BURGERS, HOW DID YOU KNOW?

It's worse than I thought! So McDonalds uses dead clown flesh for their burgers? ill




Actually, that's not such a bad idea.... hmmm[i]
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Reply #18 posted 03/08/04 1:21pm

PURPLERAVEN

minneapolisgenius said:

PURPLERAVEN said:




THATS HOW WE FLAME BROIL OUR BURGERS, HOW DID YOU KNOW?

It's worse than I thought! So McDonalds uses dead clown flesh for their burgers? ill




Actually, that's not such a bad idea.... hmmm[i]



WHAT ELSE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THOSE DEAD CLOWNS?
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Reply #19 posted 03/08/04 1:22pm

PURPLERAVEN

AND BY THE WAY

THOSE SPINNING GYROS ARE ACTUALLY SMALL GREEK BOYS WHO MISBEHAVED!
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Reply #20 posted 03/08/04 1:36pm

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PURPLERAVEN said:

minneapolisgenius said:


It's worse than I thought! So McDonalds uses dead clown flesh for their burgers? ill




Actually, that's not such a bad idea.... hmmm[i]



WHAT ELSE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THOSE DEAD CLOWNS?

Well, at least someone's ridding the world of clowns and recycling at the same time. nod
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Reply #21 posted 03/08/04 1:36pm

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daned said:

Fast Food prevents crime!


But does it? hmm

'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine.
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Reply #22 posted 03/08/04 1:38pm

PURPLERAVEN

theVelvetRoper said:

daned said:

Fast Food prevents crime!


But does it? hmm




HE MEANS WELL JUST A TAD MISGUIDED AND FUMBLING BUT NONETHELESS A TRUE COMPATRIAT.
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