Things you'de never buy at a DOLLAR STORE, even though they
sell them...

1. BIBLE ~ I seen one the other day

2. MOTOR OIL ~ uh uh

3.

I won't buy food or spices from the dollar store.

The dollar store is a great place to get cheap wrapping paper and gift bags though, so if I ever give any of ya'll a gift, you'll know where I got the wrapping from.

You should add; "MEATS" to that list.

There's a giant dollar store near me that sells everything, and they even have frozen chicken & stuff in the frozen food section.

PurpleJedi said:

That's just WRONG!

Antibiotics!

Condoms...

Perfume/Cologne...

Diamonds...

Batteries.

In my cd player, they usually die out in 1 minute!!!

Anything approved by the Mexican Food Council.

Never buy a Botox treatment off them unless you're happy to end up looking like The Singing Detective or Davros off Dr.Who.

Do buy onofficial Kylie Minogue callendars. Not as raunchy as the "LoveKylie" callendar but very cheap!

Condoms! I've seen this one brand at the dollar store near my house, and the packaging was from the 70s with a man with an afro on the box. Also, I've never bought a douche before, but I certainly would never buy one from the dollar store. I think it was called something like "Sweet Surprises" or something like that, and they had a variety of scents,

Most certainly anything edible or used for hygiene.....

stay away from their brand of napalm also, boy do I have a story about that stuff.....

Chocolates - they always have that white dust on them and taste like wax;

Hemorrhoid Cream - I use it under my eyes to reduce lines. I'm always scared that any cheap eye cream or ointment may have been swapped for Super Glue in the factory;

Blank CDs, video and audio tapes - especially if they are produced by a company you have never heard of, like Takanakamashi or something;

Underwear - even if they are made of 100% cotton, they will mysteriously give you jock-rash.

How 'bout the cheesy 5th rate barbie-wanna be dolls...
the one with the just-got-out-of bed hair and the
white thigh-high boots?

Revolution said:

that is Barbies white trash cousin from Detroit.....

ammo

bullets always clogging up my Mac-10

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

Also, I once saw cans of food at the dollar store labled "Potted Meat". Just "meat", in general.

tampons. it just looks like a bad idea.

theVelvetRoper said:

:LOL:

1 thing i would recommend from a $ or £ shop are lighters, i got 10 for £1...and they do last

pregnancy tests

blow up sex dolls

any books on karma sutra or dominatrix

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

I for got bullets and guns, Thanks for the heads up, I'll cross that off my list

theVelvetRoper said:

And here it is! It's America's favorite!



I love how it's described on the can as a "food product".
[This message was edited Sun Mar 7 8:13:51 2004 by theVelvetRoper]

theVelvetRoper said:

is that shit like SPAM???

Razors - but if you do, be sure to pick up a pack of bandaids as well, you'll need them.

Olive Oil - I was tempted, a $1 is certainly much less than the $7-10 they charge at the grocery store. Until I tried cooking with it and my whole place was filled with smoke.

Tools - They bend the first time you use them.

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

have you seen those new spam commercials? i thought they were a joke at first, spam is so creepy.

wow y'all are rich...I only go to the .99 cent store!

Batteries, cheap house cleaners

Toys. Unless wiping out your neices & nephews makes you the main heir.

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

I have no idea! I've never bought it! Also, I've seen it at Wal Mart for 33 cents a can. Maybe I should stock up!

jerseykrs said:

YOU mean Jersey, right?

eversolesa said:

See, the 99 cent store works out nice because when tax is 6 cents, all you have to give them is a dolla and a nickel, instead of rootin' 'round for a penny. Now, the real treat would be a 94 cent store! I think I'm on to something!