with the whole Kobe situation going on, I thought it appropriate to start a list of the things that anyone in the public eye should never do.

1.) never drive your own vehicle if you are planning on drinking, doing any type of drugs or picking up prostitutes. (no one care what kind of car you managed to buy with all of your damn money, unless of course you include the press and police)

2.) never invite any girl of any age (even if she is carring a valid legal id) back to your hotel room! (unless of course she is your wife or long time girlfriend)

3.) avoid removing your pants in public at all costs! (should go without saying...HELLO)

4.) no matter how angry you get, never take a swing at or try to take away the camera! (inevitably that is the picture that will end up in the media. remember you need people to at least kind of like you.)

5.) under no set of circumstances should you ever, and i mean EVER video tape anything you do in bed either alone or with company!

6.) never wear sunglasses while indoors or at night. (you look STUPID!!

7.) never go out in public unless you are capable of at least behaving like you are greatful that you have "fans" who respect and admire you.

if you have anything to add please feel free.

prrtybby said:

2the9s said:

What??

prrtybby said:

Define "all costs"! I mean...ummm...c'mon now!

heh

2the9s said:

i mean unless you are wearing a bathing suit underneath and there is a swimming pool within 25 yards. keep your pants on.

prrtybby said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

althom said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

althom said:

is Brett back from Holiday yet?

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Nope.....next week.

althom said:

Damn till then

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

althom said:

Come back Brett come back

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

althom said:

why you be lookin all pissed of?

never go out in public or even say a word to anyone other than your members of the team if you're a pro athlete