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If... If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? If you were an animal, what animal would you be? If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? | |
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Haystack said: If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? Volkswagen Beetle
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? A very sharp lemon If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? Hyena If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? Plastic cutlery hanging on the end of one of the aisles If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? Paris If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? A pair of white knickers with a slightly yellow patch on the crotch If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? Other Theme Parks Discussion If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? A very slow death by cheese-grater | |
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Haystack said: If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? A taxi that comes quickly
If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? Spern whale (They ejaculate gallons at a time!) If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? Batteries in Anne Summers! If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? Any city in a 3rd world country. I lye back, beg for more and I do fuck all! If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? Any pair of knickers, where I work I'm used to bleeding cunts. (sorry, the joke would not of worked if I worded it any other way!) If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? LSR, I'm also highly disaproved of and highly likely to be removed. If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? Any form of public exicution, because I like to give! | |
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Haystack said: If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? Custom Rolls Royce If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be?Grizzly Bear If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be?Enema If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be?
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? Haledon, New Jersey! If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? Woman's panties!!  
If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? LSR 
If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? incineration   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? '79 cadillac seville
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? a bunch of green pitted grapes If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? this one! (don't worry, it's not nasty) If you were an animal, what animal would you be? a cat If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? a jar of nutella If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? des moines, iowa If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? a camisole If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? the non-prince forum If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? makin her listen to her own crappy music over and over and over and over again, till her ears cave in and her head explodes | |
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If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? Lamburgini
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? Peach If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? This one If you were an animal, what animal would you be? Dolphin If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? Mellons If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? Rome If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? A thongs If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? The Org Musicians Forum If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? Make her sing Mariah Carey's songs for the rest of her life. | |
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If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? Black 2005 Chevrolet Silverado or a purple Wrangler... I'm such trash
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? a crushed guava If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? an elephant If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? Smoked Salmon flavored cream cheese and/or a jar of macadamia nuts If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? Cloverdale, CA If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? a pink g-string If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? Pancreatic Discussion If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? A cigarette lighter and a blender.[/quote][/quote] Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Haystack said: If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? One on the scrapheap.
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? Avacado If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? Bird If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? Evian If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? Any New Zealand town or city. If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? Mens y-front, chunky sides If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? Ringers Film Discussion Forum If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be?Sew her mouth up [This message was edited Mon Mar 1 17:05:02 2004 by Therapy] | |
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Haystack said: If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? Renault
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? Pomegranate If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? a squirrel If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? a jar of Nayonnaise If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be?  ( duh! )
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? Montreal If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? my husband's grey underwear, the pair that makes his butt look extra fabulous! If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? the Funny Orgers Only forum - no numbnuts allowed... If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? i'd be... no, wait... certainly the... damn, i got nothing...! | |
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If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? A porche
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?A bannana If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be?A tiger If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be?Jam If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? New York If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be?Boxers If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be?Flirt Forum If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be?A nailgun | |
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Haystack said: If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?
the american mini! If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? a juicy peach. If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? a cat with a good owner. If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? microwavable hot fudge. If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? NYC! If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? a sexy thong If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? the general discussion If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? i don't think i would kill her. i would just reprogram her. | |
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If I was your girl
Oh the things I'd do to you I'd make you call out my name I'd ask who it belongs to | |
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If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? A Benz: any year, any model
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? Pommagrante (guess why!) If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? any cat If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? peanut butter 
If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be?
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? Chicago!!!!! 
If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? pink thongs, definately If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? General Descussion!
If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? Pushn' her off a cliff
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Haystack said: If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? A Mercedes Benz SL600
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? A Cherry If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? That's too hard. If you were an animal, what animal would you be? A Scorpion If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? The Roses in the Floral Department If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? South Lake Tahoe If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? Lacy boy cut shorts If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? Politics and Religion If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? LMAO Not gonna incriminate myself. Drawn and quartered? | |
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If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? A late-'80s Porsche 911 If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? Strawberry If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? Probably a timberwolf. If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? Cool Whip -- I just like the name. If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? Austin, Texas, or Nashville, TN If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? G-string, out of homage to Bach's "Air on a G-string." For NO OTHER reason... 
If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? General Discussion If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? I'd be a fatal yodel that would get her when she least expected it. [This message was edited Mon Mar 1 20:39:05 2004 by ThreadBare] | |
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If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? An 89 Baretta
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? A hairdresser
If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? C.H.U.D. If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? A single packet of Flavor-Aid If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? Nutbush, TN If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? I would be more of a mirkin If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? Umm.. I think I would just like to be the little orgnote colorwheel. If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? Close my eyes and wish really hard.  Standing on the corner of Kidder and Heche | |
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If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? One that runs...
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? A pear... If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? A bird... If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? 
If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? A secluded, artistic town... If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? Um...a woman's garter belt...
If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? Photography Forum... If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? Old age... | |
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kiss85 said:[quoteIf you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? [/quote]
I think you should have been this pic... 
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If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? A Cadilac Escalade, cause I a  like dat
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? strawberries If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? 
If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? whipped cream If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? Chi-town If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? That thong th thong thong thong If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? The GD of course If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? Make it Mariah Carey and you got deal.....I would rip her throat out inch by inch. She makes me wanna  I can honestly tolerate Celine more then Mariah | |
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Haystack said:If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?
Mercedes If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? banana If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? Cat If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? peanut butter If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? New York (never sleeps) If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? Bra If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? music non-prince If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? bungee jumping without the cord [This message was edited Tue Mar 2 6:45:27 2004 by noepie] WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?
My jeep
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? a green apple or a pear If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? a housecat If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? suger If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? combo of and 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? a small ocean side town where occassionly wierd paranormal activity would occur....sounds like an idea for a tv show
If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? purple/pink satin boy cut painties with a paisley design on them ( Hells if I should know, that's just what i'm wearing right now )
If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? Spirituality, sexulality and silliness
If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? ummmm..... I agree with Byron, old age. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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If you were a car, what kind of car would you be? Mitsubishi If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? Apple If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be?star If you were an animal, what animal would you be? cat If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be?yogurt If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? happy emoticon If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? Rome, Italy If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? no undies If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? GD If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? give the voice to Maurice Gibb.... 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorIf you were a car, what kind of car would you be? dark green golf with tinted windows
If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? a red apple If you were a random picture on Google, which random picture on Google would you be? 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? an opera-singing bullfrog If you were a product on a supermarket shelf, which product would you be? Coke If you were an emoticon, which emoticon would you be? 
If you were a town or city, which town or city would you be? london If you were a piece of underwear, which piece of underwear would you be? Dunno. It'd have to be pretty thin and dark. If you were a Forum (on the Org, or otherwise), which Forum would you be? some sort of frog forum If you were a way to kill Celine Dion, which way to kill Celine Dion would you be? Oh hell, there are so many to choose from. I'd probably use a rusty spoon over a month or so | |
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