I'm tired of watching that crap on tv! I want to be there! I want to share in the joy and tears...I want to heckle!

I'm crashing the Oscars! Who's with me!?

We need a plan. When exactly are they? And where are they? In Cali, right? (Are they always there? )

Should we just storm the door? Should we sneak in with the food service people? Should we try to get a blockbuster movie financed on the quick and pay of some academy judges??

Sign up here!

Okay I've done some research for the Oscar Crashing caper.

They will be held on the 29th of this month. (That's a little sooner than I thought. We'll have to move fast.) They will be at the Kodak theater. (Sounds cramped.) Forunately Billy Crystal will be hosting, we can bumrush him easily if it comes to that.

Here's a website that might be of use to us:

http://www.oscar.com/

I am not.....

9s

I on your thread

:O

you´re too much 2the9s!!

Kodak, no problem I've got pep's up in that crib.


Getting in easy. Access to the sound system, not a problem


Now getting the cops not to arrrest us, I'll leave that up to you.

2the9s said:

I'll sign it, turn around. ~my foot~ ~your ass~ There you go

i'm in!!! what kind of dress should i wear?

Idiot!

how to crash a party:

make sure you're wearing a tux.
go alone ..its easier to get lost in the crowd.
carry a glass of champagne
walk into the room backwards as if talkng to someone far away.

i nkow someonewho did that at about 5 parties at the cannes film festival.
blending in wasthe manin thing.

working as staff also can get you in.

put a wire in your ear and pretend top be security.

i of course would NEVER do any of this

I've noticed that not all of you are being helpful!

great idea!

althom said:

Co-Sign on the Idiot part!

Wear something red and crawl across the red carpet and hope that nobody sees you.

Shit! I forgot all about this!

Gotta jet!

i thought you said your name was Oscar.

2the9s said:

yup!