Corporate Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over
which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly
wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door,
there stands Kevin, the next door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Kevin says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel
that you have on" After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel
and stands naked in front of Kevin.

After a few seconds, Kevin hands her 800 dollars and leaves.

Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up
in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom,
her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?"

"It was Kevin the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to
prevent avoidable exposure.

Corporate Lesson 2

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped
and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing

her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly
had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

Once again the priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and
went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might
miss a great opportunity.

Now, serious stuff:

Seduction for Love by Naitian Wang, Ph.D. at
http://www.geocities.com/...ction.html





Chu

GOOD LESSONS...

NOW I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK..