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Who here can do magic? I can.
Here, I'll show you a few tricks. For the best effect, scroll down slowly. _____ Firstly, here's a mixed up Rubik's cube. _____ Now, I place it in this box... _____ And, hey nonny, nonny. It comes out as a cat! _____ Now, for my next trick, I'll saw a lady in half. First, I find the lady... _____ Then I cut her into two. _____ But don't worry, because within seconds... She's back in one piece, totally relaxed (ish). _____ And for my final trick... Here's a ship. _____ And now, it's gone!!! _____ So, are there any other magicians out there, like me? | |
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I can pull my right thumb off. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I can pull my right thumb off.
Can I pull you off? | |
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I can roll my belly! | |
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Haystack said: JDINTERACTIVE said: I can pull my right thumb off.
Can I pull you off? Gladly!.. I can do that too Althom! kills my stomach muscles if I do it for a prolonged period of time though. | |
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I can do magic! I am going to saw 2the9s in half.
Thankyou | |
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Here's another trick.
Firstly, here's a lovely, refreshing glass of water. But with the wave of my magic wand... It turns into a beautiful crate of wine! | |
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Lleena said: I can do magic! I am going to saw 2the9s in half.
Thankyou | |
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Haystack... you are truly the David Copperfield of the Org
(I can only make several pints of beer disappear, if that counts) | |
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althom said: Lleena said: I can do magic! I am going to saw 2the9s in half.
Thankyou What has Alan Partridge done to Sylvester McCoy as Dr.Who? | |
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Here's althom;
But... If I say the magic words 'Izzy Wizzy, let's kill Sooty'... He turns into side-street. | |
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And now for something for you adults - a magic circumcision (using links only).
Firstly, here's a foreskin covered penis; http://www.infocirc.org/m...normal.jpg But, with a wave of My magic cock... Ta - da!!!! http://www.bettydodson.co...gy3aaa.jpg Damn, wrong trick! | |
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Hey, Wow!
Check out the adverts that appear on this page. Now that is magic! | |
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Haystack said: That's the most painful magic show I've ever seen. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Here's a neat magic trick.
All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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i can pull a song out of my ass . . .
does that count? | |
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I use my staff...
I'm usually needed for exorcising possessed folks. But my duties also go towards chasing off big fell beasts... ...casting protective circles around me and lighting dark places. Blessed be! | |
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I'm new at this stuff, but, I'll give it a whirl.
See this ant After I wiggle my fingers over the insect and concentrate, it turns into a Damn!! let me try that again! I wiggle my fingers and concentrate and the ant has now transformed into..... TAH DAH!! a turquoise crayon! - [This message was edited Mon Feb 23 17:09:32 2004 by sinisterpentatonic] | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: I'm new at this stuff, but, I'll give it a whirl.
See this ant After I wiggle my fingers over the insect and concentrate, it turns into a Damn!! let me try that again! I wiggle my fingers and concentrate and the ant has now transformed into..... TAH DAH!! a turquoise crayon! - [This message was edited Mon Feb 23 17:09:32 2004 by sinisterpentatonic] wow...i wish i could do dat No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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lilmissmissy said: wow...i wish i could do dat | |
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Moderator | Did you put the ship in the Bermuda Triangle??? Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: Did you put the ship in the Bermuda Triangle???
A good magician never reveals his secrets. And neither does a crap one, like me. | |
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Haystack said: And now for something for you adults - a magic circumcision (using links only).
Firstly, here's a foreskin covered penis; http://www.infocirc.org/m...normal.jpg But, with a wave of My magic cock... Ta - da!!!! http://www.bettydodson.co...gy3aaa.jpg Damn, wrong trick! no no, right trick, right trick!! just do it again, slooooowly, so i can watch your, uh..., technique! | |
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Some magic tricks.
only for male adults http://www.adultfun.be/pl...ruuk02.jpg AND http://www.adultfun.be/pl...ruuk03.jpg BUT ALSO http://www.adultfun.be/pl...ruuk04.jpg HAVE FUN!!! WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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Haystack said: Hey, Wow!
Check out the adverts that appear on this page. Now that is magic! The google ads are always (within reason) related to the thread topic, by design I would imagine. I can't do any magic but I can make a dog do metalwork. Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. | |
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I can make chocolate disappear! | |
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UptownDeb said: I can make chocolate disappear!
Funny, so can I. | |
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Cloudbuster said: UptownDeb said: I can make chocolate disappear!
Funny, so can I. Yeah, up your arse!!! | |
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I know how to hide the wang. But that's about it. | |
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