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you know you're in California if....................... you know you're in >California if:..... > > >1. You make over $300,000 a year and still can't afford a house. > >2. You take a bus and are shocked to hear two people carrying on a >conversation in English. > >3. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is >named "Breeze". > >4. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. > >5. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula. > >6. Your co-worker has 8 body-pierces and none are visible. > >7. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal? > >8. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. > >9. A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY television broadcast. > >10. Gas costs $1 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. > >11. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? > >12. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless >chaps....you don't even notice. > >13. The guy at Starbucks at 8:30 a.m., wearing a baseball cap and >sunglasses, who looks like George Clooney, really IS George Clooney. > >14. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. > >15. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who >delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag. > >16. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? > >17. It's barely sprinkling rain, and there's a report on every news >station: "Storm Watch 2004". > >18. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Banks >himself is teaching the 4 p.m. Tae Bo class. > >19. You pass an elementary school playground, and the children are all >busy with their cell phones and pagers. > >20. Both you AND your dog have therapists. > >21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside; so you leave for work an hour >early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. > >22. Hey!!! Is Pot Illegal ???!!! > >23. The Terminator is your new Governor! > > -------------------------------------------------
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sometimes, I miss the states!!! | |
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pejman said: [b]you know you're in California if:..... 17. It's barely sprinkling rain, and there's a report on every news station: "Storm Watch 2004". this shit bugs!!! Space for sale... | |
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pejman said: you know you're in >California if:..... > > >1. You make over $300,000 a year and still can't afford a house. > >2. You take a bus and are shocked to hear two people carrying on a >conversation in English. > >3. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is >named "Breeze". > >4. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. > >5. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula. > >6. Your co-worker has 8 body-pierces and none are visible. > >7. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal? > >8. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. > >9. A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY television broadcast. > >10. Gas costs $1 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. > >11. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? > >12. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless >chaps....you don't even notice. > >13. The guy at Starbucks at 8:30 a.m., wearing a baseball cap and >sunglasses, who looks like George Clooney, really IS George Clooney. > >14. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. > >15. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who >delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag. > >16. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? > >17. It's barely sprinkling rain, and there's a report on every news >station: "Storm Watch 2004". > >18. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Banks >himself is teaching the 4 p.m. Tae Bo class. > >19. You pass an elementary school playground, and the children are all >busy with their cell phones and pagers. > >20. Both you AND your dog have therapists. > >21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside; so you leave for work an hour >early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. > >22. Hey!!! Is Pot Illegal ???!!! > >23. The Terminator is your new Governor! > > #17 for sure!!! | |
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[This message was edited Mon Feb 23 22:41:43 2004 by PEJ] To Sir, with Love | |
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You know you're in California.. when you go to swimming pool and see 1 out of 3 ladies use their fake breast as a floating device... And I am not complaing about it.. | |
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Moderator | You know you are in California when Clint Eastwood takes over Carmel again and thinks he is Dirty Harry and keeps saying "go ahead make my day"..... [This message was edited Mon Feb 23 21:03:29 2004 by luv4u] Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: You know you are in California when Clint Eastwood takes over Carmel again and thinks he is Dirty Harry and keeps saying "go ahead make my day".....
[This message was edited Mon Feb 23 21:03:29 2004 by luv4u] When did he take over Carmel Mountain? | |
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Moderator | Janfriend said: luv4u said: You know you are in California when Clint Eastwood takes over Carmel again and thinks he is Dirty Harry and keeps saying "go ahead make my day".....
[This message was edited Mon Feb 23 21:03:29 2004 by luv4u] When did he take over Carmel Mountain? He was once the mayor of Carmel-by-the-sea years ago when I happened to visit there. It is so beautiful. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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sanjay27272 said: You know you're in California.. when you go to swimming pool and see 1 out of 3 ladies use their fake breast as a floating device... And I am not complaing about it..
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