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Printabledaned said: VinaBlue said: Well, a guy's penis is essentially like your clit, so using that analogy, imagine your clit all wet, slippery, warm (or hot) and gently carressed/ squeezed.
 That's my guess.Bloody hell! You've got some damn good empathy skills! I try. 
I used to be in awe of men because I KNEW they were enjoying it more than I was. I used to have penis envy. Now that I have a good man that can control himself long enough and give me exquisite pleasure, I love my vagina. Thank GOD I finally found my g-spot. I'm still curious about what it's like to have a penis though. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:  I remember that thread. Soooo funny! | |
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VinaBlue said: I used to be in awe of men because I KNEW they were enjoying it more than I was. I used to have penis envy. Now that I have a good man that can control himself long enough and give me exquisite pleasure, I love my vagina. Thank GOD I finally found my g-spot. I'm still curious about what it's like to have a penis though.
Monty Python can answer that one rather better than I can:- 
Not The Noel Coward Song Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger, To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas, Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, Your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Definitely an influence on the Red Hot Chili Peppers "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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VinaBlue said: I'm still curious about what it's like to have a penis though.
It's great Hey, I have vagina envy. Wanna trade for a day?  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: VinaBlue said: I'm still curious about what it's like to have a penis though.
It's great Hey, I have vagina envy. Wanna trade for a day?  | |
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VinaBlue said: Well, a guy's penis is essentially like your clit, so using that analogy, imagine your clit all wet, slippery, warm (or hot) and gently carressed/ squeezed.
That's my guess. Vina, you're turning me on.Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Hmmm. I've always compared it to when I get my toes sucked. I have a major foot fetish so I love when my toe is in a warm wet mouth...kinda like a vagina. | |
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CarrieLee said: Hmmm. I've always compared it to when I get my toes sucked. I have a major foot fetish so I love when my toe is in a warm wet mouth...kinda like a vagina.
Hey, have you ever stuck your big toe in a vagina? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: CarrieLee said: Hmmm. I've always compared it to when I get my toes sucked. I have a major foot fetish so I love when my toe is in a warm wet mouth...kinda like a vagina.
Hey, have you ever stuck your big toe in a vagina? Ummmmm.....no  | |
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Lammastide said: VinaBlue said: Well, a guy's penis is essentially like your clit, so using that analogy, imagine your clit all wet, slippery, warm (or hot) and gently carressed/ squeezed.
That's my guess. Vina, you're turning me on.I was afraid I was being too graphic. 
You like that, huh?  | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
as long as I live I will NEVER forget that thread!!!   In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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VinaBlue said: Well, a guy's penis is essentially like your clit, so using that analogy, imagine your clit all wet, slippery, warm (or hot) and gently carressed/ squeezed.
That's my guess.Oh my God! Do you really think that they have all of that feeling in their whole penis? That really isn't fair! | |
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Melon baller
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much. Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil. If you've done it right you'll get a heap of suction when you fuck it. This method comes as close to the feeling of a real pussy or anus as you're ever likely to get! You'll start to get a hard-on whenever you walk past a fruit shop! One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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theVelvetRoper said: VinaBlue said: Well, a guy's penis is essentially like your clit, so using that analogy, imagine your clit all wet, slippery, warm (or hot) and gently carressed/ squeezed.
That's my guess.Oh my God! Do you really think that they have all of that feeling in their whole penis? That really isn't fair! No, i'ts onlly like that on the head. There are less nerves the further down it you go. Trust me, if we had nerves ALL down it, we'd prob'ly blow a load as soon as we got in ya! If anything's not fair, you have a TON more nerves in your vagina than I do in my penis.  | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: Melon baller
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much. Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil. If you've done it right you'll get a heap of suction when you fuck it. This method comes as close to the feeling of a real pussy or anus as you're ever likely to get! You'll start to get a hard-on whenever you walk past a fruit shop!  | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: Melon baller
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much. Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil. If you've done it right you'll get a heap of suction when you fuck it. This method comes as close to the feeling of a real pussy or anus as you're ever likely to get! You'll start to get a hard-on whenever you walk past a fruit shop! Oh my GAWD! This post is right up there with that thread someone started about that "A Girl's Guide to Sex With Dogs" article! Pretty graphic stuff! Like you said though, I expect my next walk thru the produce isle will be a bit more exciting! | |
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althom said: Has anyone noticed that the ad for this thread is for "Pet Bird Diapers"?
No... cuz, I no longer see ads!
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moderatorJune7 said: althom said: Has anyone noticed that the ad for this thread is for "Pet Bird Diapers"?
No... cuz, I no longer see ads!
That is so unfair  | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: Melon baller
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much. Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil. If you've done it right you'll get a heap of suction when you fuck it. This method comes as close to the feeling of a real pussy or anus as you're ever likely to get! You'll start to get a hard-on whenever you walk past a fruit shop! i almost choked on my dr pepper.....
you nasty! | |
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June7 said: althom said: Has anyone noticed that the ad for this thread is for "Pet Bird Diapers"?
No... cuz, I no longer see ads!
Me neither!!  If I wanted to see some ads I'd go to ebay!I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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Okay, you know how it feels to have your fingers sucked on? Well, its a similar sensation, only much tighter, wetter and softer (and no teeth to get in the way) and its on a much more sensitve part of the body.
All in all, it is a wondeful feeling. (I guess that goes without saying) 
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