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Dear Nun.

I have recently been trying to learn the ancient art of paper folding and have folded some orgers, with an uncanny likeness. My problem is that I have run out paper, what should I do?

yours,

Lleena

Lleena said:

Dear Lleena,

During my unclean time, I find that a tampon, pressed inside a heavy book, makes an ideal paper-substitute.

Regards, GN.

Dearest Sister Ghostly,

when will people stop giving poodles ugly haircuts, and when will they finally see the many benefits of pickled ginger? and how are the two subjects related?

Humbly,
iamtheirresistiblebitchuhimeanthetouch



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[This message was edited Tue Feb 10 14:40:36 PST 2004 by IAmTheTouch]

Dear Nun,

What do u find scary? How would you define scary?

ANd what do u think of chocolate-based sugar infested breakfast cereals?

lilmissmissy.

Sister,

Who am I?

Yours inquizitively,
?

Dear sister do tampons usually work better then pads? and what is your experience?

IAmTheTouch said:

Dear IAmTheTouch,

Poodles deserve ugly haircuts - that's all there is to it. They're the most horrible, unpettable dogs in the World! And as for the benefits of pickled ginger? Well, most ginger-haired people are fantastic when they're drunk, so I don't think I need to explain their benefits!

The subjects are related in more ways than you could ever imagine. There's a 'e' in poodles, and there's an 'e' in ginger.

Regards, GN.

Paisley said:

Dear Nun,

Can atheists get insurance for acts Of God?

lilmissmissy said:

Dear lilmissmissy,

I find scary things scary and I define scary as ' Causing fright or alarm'.

So, that's me for you.

Regards, GN.

lilmissmissy said:

:LOL:

GhostlyNun said:

But Dear Nun,

and your thoughts on chocolate cereal?

lilmissmissy.

Christoff said:

Dear Christoff,

You're a mystery, all right. Your inability to drive when intoxicated with alcohol and that slight limp in your left leg suggest that you're none other than 80's pop legend, Tiffany.

Yours knowingly, GN.

Paisley said:

My grandma told me when i was 14 that it was bad for girls to use them and that they're only meant for married women :FALLOFF:

Paisley said:

Dear Paisley,

Asking somebody to come and visit your tampon is a substantial amount more embarrassing than asking somebody to come and visit your pad. Therefore, pads work a lot better than tampons

Yours, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

lilmissmissy said:

I was always afraid I wouldn't be able to find the little string or that they would get stuck.

Dear GN,

My hope was to buy 2the9s a great pair of pants for Valentine's day. The problem is I don't know whether to buy men's or women's.

Please help!

Sag10

Dear Ghostly Nun,

why do i have a headache?

cheers,
Milty

GhostlyNun said:

:LOL:

Moxy said:

Dear Moxy,

Whilst in the audience during God's last performance of The Vagina Monologues, the entire seating area collapsed and left us all with substantial injuries! Did we get any compensation? Did we fuck

Therefore, atheists, like the rest of us, get no insurance for acts of God.

Regards, GN.

lilmissmissy said:

Dear lilmissmissy,

They usually turn the milk chocolatey so, I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops!

Regards, GN.

sag10 said:

Dear Sag10,

My new range of unisex underwear should solve that problem.

Available in sizes; Small, Medium, Large, X-Large and Lleena.

Regards, GN.

Milty said:

Dear Milty,

Nothing to worry about, it's just that brain tumour that you've been promising yourself for the last few months.

Regards, GN.

Paisley said:

OH DEAR!!! :EEK:

Dear None,

Lleena's avatar makes me feel funny...down there...

What should I do?

Sincerely,

Not funny-ha-ha

lilmissmissy said:

could you imagine going to the emergencey room explaining that your tampon is stuck or you cant find it? :LOL:

2the9s said:

Dear 2the9s,

Feeling funny down there, you know down there where it counts, isn't unusual at all. Unless you're sane, in which case, stop fantasising about a tiny square of eroticism that poses as an avatar and get yourself a real woman. I'm available for $25 an hour - anything goes!

Regards, GN.