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ahhhh! Jehovahs are leaving messages on my phone now! Ok, so maybe it's not the end of the world (although I'm sure they're well prepared for it, if it was) but it irked me nonetheless.
Then, this morning a solicitor called my CELL PHONE offering me broadband internet access. Freaking Dell. Dont ever give them your real phone number or a valid email address when you buy from them. You will start getting telemarketing calls and quadruple the amount of spam. I'm going to have to revise my answering machine and voicemail messages... | |
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 lawd, although my phone number's unlisted...please don't let prince find it somehow and end up callin me n'shit... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said:
lawd, although my phone number's unlisted...please don't let prince find it somehow and end up callin me n'shit...LMAO He would probabbly use one of his prank call voices like on the Cream EP. I'd cut him short by saying "IS THIS PRINCE?!", then hear a scream and a dialtone...  | |
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Just put it on ansaphone and play them a bootleg recording of 'Telemarketer Blues'
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I'm okay with it, as long as they have Prince call me personally and play a song or two over the phone! 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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That's what I've always said... they're insane in their brains | |
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no more annoying than those pre-recorded fake friendly announcements i find on our answering machine all the time... "hey, i just thought i'd call and let you know about this exciting special offer... "
personally, i have no issues with the Witnesses. spreading the word is an important part of their religion, and i've never had one be anything but kind when i tell them that i have a different belief system. | |
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there heavy breathing?  | |
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quick! register for the do not call list! | |
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Tom said: Handclapsfingasnapz said:
lawd, although my phone number's unlisted...please don't let prince find it somehow and end up callin me n'shit...LMAO He would probabbly use one of his prank call voices like on the Cream EP. I'd cut him short by saying "IS THIS PRINCE?!", then hear a scream and a dialtone... or he'd do an impersonation of a telemarketer: hi! my name is prince nelson, and i'm calling on behalf of the jehovah's witnesses...i would like to take a few minutes of your time and (goes into spiel)...  | |
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In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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