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stupid things you've done whilst "under the influence..." whole lotta shit from shitting myself to kicking a pitbull (BIG MISTAKE)
anywho, u? | |
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I've driven at speeds 5 miles over the legal limit after taking 4, count 'em, 4 Advil. Yup, I'm a wild one. | |
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LittlePill said: I've driven at speeds 5 miles over the legal limit after taking 4, count 'em, 4 Advil. Yup, I'm a wild one.
fuck me...your lucky the cops didnt catch u!!! | |
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Fingered this girl in the ass on my mates lawn infront of tons of people (including some of here boyfriends mates)
SHe didn't stop me though. She loved it! | |
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Kamille said: Fingered this girl in the ass on my mates lawn infront of tons of people (including some of here boyfriends mates)
SHe didn't stop me though. She loved it! you sick son of a bitch!! well done | |
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Kamille said: Fingered this girl in the ass on my mates lawn infront of tons of people (including some of here boyfriends mates)
SHe didn't stop me though. She loved it! I'm jealous! | |
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ummmm...
told my best guy friend i wanted to sleep with him... you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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lillith said: ummmm...
told my best guy friend i wanted to sleep with him... Hope all went well... Once i broke a few ribs by running into a wall for a joke, and another time i had a "who could urinate the longest" competition in front of my best friend's parents (I won with just over two minutes. Heh, heh.) God i sound like i'm 12. | |
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Ex-Moderator | Fell off of a box I was dancing on in front of hundreds of beautiful strangers. |
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Where do I begin? | |
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There are too many to even remember.
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: There are too many to even remember.
I still fancy U. | |
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Lot's! | |
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most everything i did between the ages of 17 and 22
i am better now though "a poor fool indeed is a man who adopts a manner of thinking for others" | |
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Too many to speak of... Some of which I could take back...
Including being engaged and making out with this DJ at a bar then going back to his place at 3am... BIG MISTAKE!!! I think I also peed in someones alley way in front of a few friends.. The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"... | |
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Things that I cannot reveal, as they run the gamut from the sexually explicit to the unnaturally depraved.
Let's just say that I used to be pretty wild in my younger years. | |
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My list would cover the home page of Prince.org | |
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performing a moving violation while smoking a blunt! (passing an undercover vehicle illegally on the right side) | |
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Walking around with a cat-shaped bottle of wine I had just finished saying, "Hey! I just tapped this pussy!!" | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: minneapolisgenius said: There are too many to even remember.
I still fancy U. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I once got really ripped on some strong hooch and invented periods! Seemed really funny at the time. Sorry. It's not my fault, it's your own - so don't even think of complaining to me. Now stop having those disgusting thoughts. | |
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received a "drive job" during the entire duration of the "bay bridge"...
i was swirving and sweatin the whole time....took everything to not blow.. Space for sale... | |
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I was realy realyl drunk, & i fully stripped on web cam for this girl
but she didn't say stop Keenmeister | |
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TheFrog said: lillith said: ummmm...
told my best guy friend i wanted to sleep with him... Hope all went well... went well for awile.... you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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