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PrintableIAmTheTouch said: mrbungle said: I've known my significant for a long time, ever since I was born. I met her at the hospital when I was born. She never talks back, she's always down ever time I'm wanting to get some. The best part is she's always on my side and if someone wants to fight she's always there to defend me or take a swing.
I love left hand she's my bitch [This message was edited Tue Feb 17 9:07:21 2004 by mrbungle] i hear she's a bit hairy, but hey, if that works for ya... that's what they say but I shave her down as for works, she always works can't say that I want her but when I do she never says no | |
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ThaHumanBody said: lillith said: um lemme see...
i walked into CliXX....saw him lying on the shelf...slowly slid over and introduced myself. it was lust/love at first sight...i gently asked him if he'd like to come home with me....he decided to commit with silence....i knew he wanted me. so i took him up to the register...picked up 4 of his double A friends...and Mr.Buzzy and i have been togther ever since. its going on our 3 year anniversary.  you blatenly 4got the sexy Lou Rawls music in the background "You'll never find,another love like mine....."   oh yeah... '...it was love/lust at first sight... Lou Rawls was gently playing in the backgound on the shops speakers...Lou always puts me in the mood for romance. I asked the object of my affection if he'd like to dance and he sorta jiggled across the shelf...musta been those digital batteries...i asked if he'd like to come home with me...' continue with above posting...  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
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lillith said: ThaHumanBody said: you blatenly 4got the sexy Lou Rawls music in the background "You'll never find,another love like mine....." oh yeah... '...it was love/lust at first sight... Lou Rawls was gently playing in the backgound on the shops speakers...Lou always puts me in the mood for romance. I asked the object of my affection if he'd like to dance and he sorta jiggled across the shelf...musta been those digital batteries...i asked if he'd like to come home with me...' continue with above posting... ur killing me ova here  **************************************************
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