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Thread started 02/15/04 12:27am

PusherMan

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Minority Report SUCKS!!!!!...And here is my Minority Report....

I have seen Minority Report on Friday and it realy sucks...i realy dont see what people see in this freegin film...Another disappointing effort that literally drowns itself in cliché. There is nothing original in the plot, and worse, in the special effects which actually seemed to be done on the cheap. Didn't I see the same gravity cars in Fifth Element? The concept is provocative, but nothing is done with it. It very quickly turns into Witness meets The Fugitive meets Blade Runner meets Total Recall meets Clockwork Orange. You know who the bad guys are; we've seen it all done so many times before. One gets the feeling that Spielberg sees himself as the successor to Kubrick, as he attempts to play with the lighting in a vain attempt to dazzle you with image. He can't pull it off, and really shouldn't try to. A.I. redeemed itself with the final half hour of footage. This film had no such redemption in fact the resolution is the most overdone clichéd part of it all. ...A good idea poorly executed: Plain and Simple. As far as staying true to the spirit of Philip K. Dick's writings and themes, I won't criticize what isn't in the film, only what is.

Wait a minute... SPIELBERG directed THIS? Wait a minute... Prince Recommended THIS?
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Reply #1 posted 02/15/04 3:34am

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philip k dick is rolling in his grave
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Reply #2 posted 02/15/04 3:42am

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Yes. Dull movie. sigh
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Reply #3 posted 02/15/04 3:37pm

Savannah

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Yeah i'm getting sick of Tom's movies as of late...

Did anyone see that flic with Prince in MPLS ?
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Reply #4 posted 02/15/04 3:54pm

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i dunno. i'm not a big Tom Cruise film and i enjoyed it. i even read the short story afterwards.
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Reply #5 posted 02/15/04 5:49pm

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It's one of the few Tom Cruise flicks that I actually enjoyed. He oozes narcissism, most of the time. Matter of fact, he still owes me for that "Magnolia" weirdness.
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Reply #6 posted 02/16/04 1:09am

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I think Tom Cruise's best performance to date was " Color of Money".....
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Reply #7 posted 02/16/04 4:25am

garganta

imo, all Spielberg movies from the 90s onwards have
been kinda sucky..there were great moments in
"Schindler List" but I don´t consider it to be a great
masterpiece that many like to claim
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Reply #8 posted 02/16/04 7:47am

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garganta said:

imo, all Spielberg movies from the 90s onwards have
been kinda sucky..there were great moments in
"Schindler List" but I don´t consider it to be a great
masterpiece that many like to claim

Schindler's List is Superb and a moving film....This film is a masterpiece it shows the ferocity and evil of the Nazi regime during WWII. It displays the dehumanising of the Jewish people of which previous films had failed to display to the level that Schindler's list has shown.The film shows the change over an individual who at the start is seen as a cruel, vindictive businessman who after seeing the tragedy of the jewish people shows compassion and empathy to those that the Nazi regime wishes to get rid off like lambs to the slaughter. Having the film in black and white is a masterstroke, allowing the viewer to see the footage rather than being distracted by the colour, it is a superb film and if watched should move you to tears. Steven Spielberg directed a lot of what is considered the best films in history, such as: E.T,Close Encounters Of The 3rd Kind,Jaws,Jurassic Park,Saving Private Ryan etc; But in my opinion "Schindler's List" is the most important masterpiece Spielberg ever made(and it's not because i am israeli..). The acting is breathtaking(especially from Ralph Fiennes as Amon Goeth)and the black & white motive is outstanding... But the real issue here is the true horrible story of the jews in europe of the 1940's.. U can see in this film the true horror and humiliation that the jews had suffered. Truly Spielberg's best work with a very important lesson.
But if we all start ranking his films from 1-10 from 10....this is how i would rank them...

    Catch Me If You Can (2002) - 3/10
    Minority Report (2002) 2/10
    Artificial Intelligence: AI (2001) 2/10
    Saving Private Ryan (1998) 6/10
    Amistad (1997) 4/10
    Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997) 1/10
    Schindler's List (1993) 9/10
    Jurassic Park (1993) 5/10
    Hook (1991) 3/10
    Always (1989) 2/10
    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 5/10
    Empire of the Sun (1987) 7/10
    Color Purple, The (1985) 6/10
    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) 5/10
    E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) 7/10
    Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) 7/10
    1941 (1979) 4/10
    Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 8/10
    Jaws (1975) 8/10
    Sugarland Express, The (1974) 5/10
    Duel (1971) 8/10

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Reply #9 posted 02/16/04 7:56am

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I thought it was pretty good until the last 10 minutes, when Spielberg decided to dump a vat of saccharin on the audience. "Let's skip, skip, skip through the fields of corn..." And i know about the mythology; that's no excuse.

But i'd still give it a 7.5 / 8.

Much better than AI anyway.
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Reply #10 posted 02/16/04 7:59am

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PusherMan said:

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 5/10
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) 5/10
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) 7/10


omfg

You give the Jones trilogy an aggregate of 17 out of 30 !!!

hmph!
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Reply #11 posted 02/16/04 9:04am

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I completely agree with your review, with the exception of you saying "AI" redeemed itself in the last thirty minutes. That was the most painful part of an already excruciatingly bad movie. barf
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Reply #12 posted 02/16/04 3:56pm

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PusherMan said:

I think Tom Cruise's best performance to date was " Color of Money".....




Cruise was good in 'The Color of Money', but he was also a little OTT....

Lucky enough he was in the hands of a master, a MR. SCORSESE, to nail out (in the end) a good plausible performance! Newman was a proper "dappa' dan" in the movie though!

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Reply #13 posted 02/16/04 4:01pm

Sdldawn

It didnt suck, but it wasnt the greatest... I think its funny how someone actually got un-nerved by this lol
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Reply #14 posted 02/16/04 4:01pm

Sdldawn

PusherMan said:

I think Tom Cruise's best performance to date was " Color of Money".....


Best plot of a movie is Vanilla Sky.
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Reply #15 posted 02/17/04 12:21am

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TheFrog said:

PusherMan said:

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 5/10
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) 5/10
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) 7/10


omfg

You give the Jones trilogy an aggregate of 17 out of 30 !!!

hmph!

Thats all it deserves.....Lets wait for Indiana Jones 4 (2006) ...
The news for Indis new film is that George Lucas is delaying the filming of Indiana Jones 4 - because he's unhappy with the script. The Star Wars director, who's acting as executive producer alongside director Steven Spielberg, is allegedly dissatisfied with the screenplay handed in by Shawshank Redemption director Frank Darabont. And it now seems the sequel's projected 2005 release date is unlikely to be met, with shooting on the Harrison Ford-starring movie now likely to start next year instead.....
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Sdldawn said:

PusherMan said:

I think Tom Cruise's best performance to date was " Color of Money".....


Best plot of a movie is Vanilla Sky.

Yes but i prefer the original....Abres Los Ojos (1997) directed by Alejandro Amenábar who wrote the script and also wrote annd directed The Others with Tom Cruises former wife Nicole.....By the way Abres Los Ojos is also with the ever so beautiful Penélope Cruz...Lucky Tom... lol
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Reply #17 posted 02/17/04 1:49am

TheFrog

PusherMan said:

TheFrog said:



omfg

You give the Jones trilogy an aggregate of 17 out of 30 !!!

hmph!

Thats all it deserves.....Lets wait for Indiana Jones 4 (2006) ...
The news for Indis new film is that George Lucas is delaying the filming of Indiana Jones 4 - because he's unhappy with the script. The Star Wars director, who's acting as executive producer alongside director Steven Spielberg, is allegedly dissatisfied with the screenplay handed in by Shawshank Redemption director Frank Darabont. And it now seems the sequel's projected 2005 release date is unlikely to be met, with shooting on the Harrison Ford-starring movie now likely to start next year instead.....


thumbs up!

thanks for the info.

Not looking good though. You just know a movie's gonna suck when it gets pissed around like this.
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Reply #18 posted 02/17/04 9:25am

Savannah

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PusherMan said:

Sdldawn said:



Best plot of a movie is Vanilla Sky.

Yes but i prefer the original....Abres Los Ojos (1997) directed by Alejandro Amenábar who wrote the script and also wrote annd directed The Others with Tom Cruises former wife Nicole.....By the way Abres Los Ojos is also with the ever so beautiful Penélope Cruz...Lucky Tom... lol


I love going to play 9-Ball in hoppin places that have wall sized portraits of the classic "Color of Money" only the one in Tel Aviv is Black & White.
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