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Funny (yet scary) Quotes From Famous People List your favorite quotes from famous (or even not-so-famous) people that crack you up, or make you shake your head in disbelief.
I'll start... "Not only are we strong militarily, but we've got great hearts and great compassion about our fellow human men and women." - George W. Bush 04/08/02 Knoxville, Tenn. (if only I could get it right on the first try edit ) [This message was edited Thu Feb 12 13:24:28 PST 2004 by June7] |
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" Do you have blacks too?"
George W. Bush 11/08/02 Comment made to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso during a White House meeting in Washington, D.C. |
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When I see kids in Africa I cry. I want to be skinny, but not with all the flies and death and stuff...Mariah Carey.
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JDINTERACTIVE said: When I see kids in Africa I cry. I want to be skinny, but not with all the flies and death and stuff...Mariah Carey.
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"More and more of our imports are coming from overseas"
-President George W Bush Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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"Next up is the Central African Republic located in central Africa."
- Bob Costas Sports announcer during the parade of nations in the 2000 Summer Olympic Games in Sydney, Australia |
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Did you notice I recently got one of those "funny quotes" calendars? |
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You will have to lose some weight first
Prince Philip to a kid who said his dream was to be an astronaut. | |
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"The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, actor and now (gulp) California Governor. |
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"I'll moider da bum."
- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare | |
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Lleena said: "I'll moider da bum."
- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare | |
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"What we're doing is that which is currently doable in the way that we're doing it."
- Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, discussing the bombing campaign in Afghanistan |
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I'll tell you who invented incest, the government. That's who!
Esther Bennett, from bland former girlgroup Eternal. | |
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"I believe gay marriage should be between a man and a woman"... :O
-Governor Arnold Space for sale... | |
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"In my attitude, it doesn't matter how high the hurdle is, we'll cross it."
- George W. Bush, 02/09/03 Addressing members of Congress at a weekend retreat in White Sulpher Springs, West Virginia. |
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Quote without words...
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I'll tell you who invented incest, the government. That's who!
Esther Bennett, from bland former girlgroup Eternal. "stay..." / "Once i started taking my birth control,I just like blew up"-Xtina in peoples 50 most beautiful of 2003 | |
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Therapy said: Quote without words...
Oh God... I can't take it... |
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Therapy said: Quote without words...
You know, your President really is an IDIOT. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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"African-Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do."
~Bill Clinton, 1994 | |
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Moderator | Byron said: "African-Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do."
~Bill Clinton, 1994 In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
~~Brooke Shields | |
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"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history -- this century's history--We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
~~Dan Quayle (Dan's a one-man stupid quote machine... ) | |
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"Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein | |
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"I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." -Dan Quayle | |
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BorisFishpaw said: "Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein Al - my man! [This message was edited Thu Feb 12 15:25:59 PST 2004 by IAmTheTouch] | |
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"We must help bring peace between the Indians and the Pakis.." - George W. Benchod...
sorry, i mean Bush (sometime during the Indo-Pak stand off in Dec/Jan. 2001/02) Pakis!... Pakis!!... and that cocksucker's meant to be the most powerful man on the planet. What a foo'kin' joey. "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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senik said: that cocksucker
It has always been my perception that Mr. Bush is in fact a cuntfucker. FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
FREE THE JANUARY 1994 THE GOLD ALBUM CONFIGURATION | |
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These are hilarious read in sequence!
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.) "Plato was a bore." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." - Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910) "I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961) "Hemingway was a jerk." - Harold Robbins | |
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Lleena said: "Hemingway was a jerk." - Harold Robbins | |
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