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Reply #30 posted 02/12/04 3:58pm

sosgemini

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"The jobs of the 21st century are going to require a lot of smarts," the president said during an informal discussion with students, education officials and others. "There's some exciting new fields coming."

-Dubya (today)

no shit? check it out here:

http://www.salon.com/news...index.html
Space for sale...
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Reply #31 posted 02/12/04 4:56pm

Nikster

bkw said:

Therapy said:

Quote without words...




spit

You know, your President really is an IDIOT. lol


Yeah...the kinda idiot who goes into office even tho he was never elected rolleyes
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Reply #32 posted 02/12/04 5:04pm

BorisFishpaw

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"I say no to drugs, but they don't listen."

- Marilyn Manson
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Reply #33 posted 02/12/04 5:07pm

BorisFishpaw

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"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions...
but I don't always agree with them."

- George Bush
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Reply #34 posted 02/12/04 5:12pm

BorisFishpaw

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"Facts are stupid things."

- Ronald Reagan
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Reply #35 posted 02/12/04 5:32pm

June7

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"Over 75% of white Americans own their home, and less than 50% of Hispanics and African Americans don't own their home. And that's a gap, that's a home-ownership gap. And we've got to do something about it."

- George W. Bush, July 1, 2002, Cleveland, Ohio.


disbelief
[PRINCE 4EVER!]

[June7, "ModGod"]
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Reply #36 posted 02/12/04 7:12pm

bkw

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At the rate George Bush jnr is racking them up he is going to out do Dan Quale. lol
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #37 posted 02/12/04 7:35pm

Revolution

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What did the five fingers say to the face?...
SLAP!
~ Rick James, BIATCH!
Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind.
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Reply #38 posted 02/13/04 12:36am

DavidEye

"Well what did you expect? This is the same country that buys Mariah Carey records"---Madonna in 1995,when asked her opinion of the O.J. Simpson verdict
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Reply #39 posted 02/13/04 12:38am

mdiver

JDINTERACTIVE said:

You will have to lose some weight first

Prince Philip to a kid who said his dream was to be an astronaut.

giggle


Now that is class falloff
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Reply #40 posted 02/13/04 12:58am

noepie

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Byron said:

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

~~Brooke Shields



falloff

She is so smart!
WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY!
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Reply #41 posted 02/13/04 12:59am

JDINTERACTIVE

Do you still throw spears at each other?

Prince Philip to a group of aboriginees. doh!
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Reply #42 posted 02/13/04 1:00am

JDINTERACTIVE

Dont stay there too long, you might get slitty eyed

Prince Philip to a group of backpackers travelling to China. doh!
[This message was edited Fri Feb 13 1:05:28 PST 2004 by JDINTERACTIVE]
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Reply #43 posted 02/13/04 2:20am

garganta

BorisFishpaw said:

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't
study Latin harder in school so I could converse
with those people."

-Dan Quayle


that just can´t be true disbelief
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Reply #44 posted 02/13/04 3:08am

senik

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

Dont stay there too long, you might get slitty eyed

Prince Philip to a group of backpackers travelling to China. doh!
[This message was edited Fri Feb 13 1:05:28 PST 2004 by JDINTERACTIVE]



the Duke of Edinburgh is one classic NUMPTY! No idea how our Lizzy & the corgies cope with that crack head.

p.s. What your boyz gonna do without De Foe?...

"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.."
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Reply #45 posted 02/13/04 3:19am

senik

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scififilmnerd said:

senik said:

that cocksucker


It has always been my perception that Mr. Bush is in fact a cuntfucker. biggrin



Maybe... but there's no doubt that that redneck

nobhead IS a cocksucker... Ever heard of Anthony

Blair... U know they get it on everytime there's an ambassador's ball (Ferrero Rocher and all!
)

"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.."
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Reply #46 posted 02/13/04 3:23am

Cloudbuster

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Reply #47 posted 02/13/04 3:48am

JDINTERACTIVE

senik said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Dont stay there too long, you might get slitty eyed

Prince Philip to a group of backpackers travelling to China. doh!
[This message was edited Fri Feb 13 1:05:28 PST 2004 by JDINTERACTIVE]



the Duke of Edinburgh is one classic NUMPTY! No idea how our Lizzy & the corgies cope with that crack head.

p.s. What your boyz gonna do without De Foe?...


We now have former Revolution drummer Bobby Z. banging in the goals.
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Reply #48 posted 02/13/04 3:55am

senik

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

senik said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Dont stay there too long, you might get slitty eyed

Prince Philip to a group of backpackers travelling to China. doh!
[This message was edited Fri Feb 13 1:05:28 PST 2004 by JDINTERACTIVE]



the Duke of Edinburgh is one classic NUMPTY! No idea how our Lizzy & the corgies cope with that crack head.

p.s. What your boyz gonna do without De Foe?...


We now have former Revolution drummer Bobby Z. banging in the goals.




Zammora... he couldn't cut it with Spurs in the Premiership... definately a 1st Division player... LOL...

Eazy JD

"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.."
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Reply #49 posted 02/13/04 3:57am

AsylumUtopia

"There's no way he can't not go into the next round behind" - Dennis Taylor

"Do my eyes decieve me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding a bit rough?" - Murray Walker

"I stand by all the mis-statements I have made" - Dan Quayle

"I have ten pairs of running shoes - one for every day of the week" - Samantha Fox

"John Blake is the kind of guy you either love or hate. I like him" - Simon Bates

"Why, they couldn't shoot an elephant at this dist" (final words of) General John Sedgwick

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet" - Al Gore

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight Eisenhower

"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon

"and nothing can stop Damon Hill now" - Murray Walker, seconds before Damon Hill's engine failed on the last lap of the British Grand Prix.

"I've always been a lot more maturer than what I am" - Samantha Fox

"I'm not a believer in luck... but I do believe you need it" - Alan Ball

"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in" - Terry Venables

"She's not Ben Johnson, but then who is ?" - David Coleman

"Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just behind her right ear." - news announcer on Capital Radio

"We journalists are taught to avoid cliches like the plague" - Iain Wilson

"That's cricket Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing" - Frank Bruno

Radio Presenter (to a guest palaeontologist): "So what would happen if you mated the woolly mammoth with, say, an elephant?" Guest: "Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a mule, we'd get a sort of half-mammoth. Presenter: "So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?" Guest: "Er, yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks." (GLR)

"Winning isn't the end of the world" - David Pleat

Jim Rosenthal - "So what's an American doing playing in goal for Millwall?"
American Goalie - "I'm trying to keep the ball out."
Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP.
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Reply #50 posted 02/13/04 11:45am

Lammastide

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Byron said:

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

~~Brooke Shields

lol
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #51 posted 02/13/04 12:47pm

Lleena

Radio Presenter (to a guest palaeontologist): "So what would happen if you mated the woolly mammoth with, say, an elephant?" Guest: "Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a mule, we'd get a sort of half-mammoth. Presenter: "So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?" Guest: "Er, yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks." (GLR)


giggle
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Reply #52 posted 02/13/04 3:17pm

XxAxX

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

You will have to lose some weight first

Prince Philip to a kid who said his dream was to be an astronaut.

giggle



"fat chance, kid"
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