List your favorite quotes from famous (or even not-so-famous) people that crack you up, or make you shake your head in disbelief.

I'll start...


"Not only are we strong militarily, but we've got great hearts and great compassion about our fellow human men and women." - George W. Bush 04/08/02 Knoxville, Tenn.



(if only I could get it right on the first try edit )
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" Do you have blacks too?"

George W. Bush 11/08/02
Comment made to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso during a White House meeting in Washington, D.C.

When I see kids in Africa I cry. I want to be skinny, but not with all the flies and death and stuff...Mariah Carey.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Man, that deserves lots of

"More and more of our imports are coming from overseas"
-President George W Bush

"Next up is the Central African Republic located in central Africa."

- Bob Costas
Sports announcer during the parade of nations in the 2000 Summer Olympic Games in Sydney, Australia

Did you notice I recently got one of those "funny quotes" calendars?

You will have to lose some weight first

Prince Philip to a kid who said his dream was to be an astronaut.

"The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, actor and now (gulp) California Governor.

"I'll moider da bum."
- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare

Lleena said:

"What we're doing is that which is currently doable in the way that we're doing it."
- Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, discussing the bombing campaign in Afghanistan

I'll tell you who invented incest, the government. That's who!

Esther Bennett, from bland former girlgroup Eternal.

"I believe gay marriage should be between a man and a woman"... :O
-Governor Arnold

"In my attitude, it doesn't matter how high the hurdle is, we'll cross it."

- George W. Bush, 02/09/03
Addressing members of Congress at a weekend retreat in White Sulpher Springs, West Virginia.

Quote without words...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

"stay..."



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"Once i started taking my birth control,I just like blew up"-Xtina in peoples 50 most beautiful of 2003

Therapy said:

Oh God... I can't take it...

Therapy said:

You know, your President really is an IDIOT.

"African-Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do."
~Bill Clinton, 1994

Byron said:

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

~~Brooke Shields

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history -- this century's history--We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

~~Dan Quayle

(Dan's a one-man stupid quote machine... )

"Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former."

-Albert Einstein

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't
study Latin harder in school so I could converse
with those people."

-Dan Quayle

BorisFishpaw said:

Al - my man!
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senik said:

It has always been my perception that Mr. Bush is in fact a cuntfucker.

These are hilarious read in sequence!


"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"Plato was a bore."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."
- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."
- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

"Hemingway was a jerk."
- Harold Robbins

Lleena said: