In honor of Valentine's Day, here is a thread where Org'ers can post their personal ad, whether to meet new friends or a potential love interest.

Personally, I think this will be much more interesting if it’s written in standard personal ad form, including a description of yourself and what you’re looking for, as well as likes and dislikes, etc. Play nice, boys and girls...

I've been living inside of a whale for seven months and I don't bathe. EVER.

Come and get it, ladies.

HobbesLeCute said:

Fuck the ladies, take me!!

LittlePill said:

Yes!

We can make love in the cozy gullet of a mother whale!

I have a beard of bees and I trundle large stacks of twigs on my back for a living. I only have two teeth, but I hide this fact by wearing my trusty ice grill (which is starting to get a little tarnished, but it adds character, so they tell me). I talk to squirrels in their native barking language, and I believe that bathing is part of the evil scorpion cult conspiracy so be forewarned that I might smell a little ripe. Oh, and every full moon, the aliens visit me for my monthly anal probe and ritual chest waxing.

Let's do coffee, I want to love you.

HobbesLeCute said:

You really know how to seduce a guy!

Anxiety said:

height and weight, please!

IAmTheTouch said:

The University of Chicago is still tabulating measurements of my massive hull. Be patient, you.

Anxiety said:

massive is good enough!

so, whatcha doing Saturday night, handsome?

IAmTheTouch said:

Well, I have a barnacle scraping that will probably take up most of the daylight hours, but I was probably just going to spend the night trolling around at local pawn shops for used bowling trophies...but I'm flexible.

SWF seeks gainfully employed male between the ages of 25-38 with goodteeth, calm temperment and an interest in s&m,all races may apply

Anxiety said:

:EEK: BOWLING TROPHIES? you sick bastid!

and to think i almost gave my virginity to a despicable Bowling Trophy Collector!

Sweeny79 said:

I'm a pisces male. I like walking on the beach and dancing the night away. I love the smell of rain in the morning and cuddling up with my special lady in front of a warm fire. Seeking a fun woman between the ages of 22-33 for a relationship full of adventure.







Just don't tell my wife.

6'4,
blonde hunks,
six pack,
brain

WANTED as a play thing.

must have 3 out of the 4 attributes...no time wasters please.

msserendipity said:

msserendipity said:

I have 3 of the 4. (i'm not 6'4 but I'm blond)

I'll bring the six pack over and we'll have a partay!!

Sweeny79 said:

Looks for pencil...

SWM seeking person of any gender, any race, any size, any insterests to play with his weenie. Pulse optional.

althom said:

tin ppl need not apply

msserendipity said:

bkw said:

i was waiting for the "six pack" mix up.
right on cue BKW

LittlePill said:

Leo male seeks female between the ages of 18-92 (no exceptions)...prefer her to be spiritual, spontaneous, creative, funny, uninhibited, good with kids, warm, and loving. Looking a little like Bea Arthur is a plus. Kangaroos dressed up like hookers need not apply.





Sweeny edit
[This message was edited Thu Feb 12 15:02:13 PST 2004 by Byron]

Byron said:

Shit I don't look like Bea Arthur

Sweeny79 said:

Not even a little??..

Byron said:

Sweeny79 said:

See above...

Byron said:

Single Christian male (6' tall, avg. build, med-brown skin & eyes, shaved head & goatee) seeks smart, witty, confident, bookish, pretty hippie chick who loves Christ, the creative arts, small dogs, enterprise, music, discussing philosophies and current events, laughing, and -- oh, I almost forgot -- refuses to shave her legs.

Ladies, please, form the line over to the left. Thanks.
[This message was edited Thu Feb 12 18:04:11 PST 2004 by ThreadBare]