I'm not sorry, but I'm sorry

teller said:

We heard ya the first, second and third time, and we STILL don't get it or believe ya, but as a devout cristian we all forgive and forget

Why does my shit stink?

There is a boy I know who doesn't like to shop. Like many boys, if he doesn't find exactly what he needs in a few minutes he gets frustrated and slightly claustrophobic. He loses his inspiration and retreats, defeated.

What boys often don't understand is that shopping requires as much dedication, stamina, and concentration as any serious activity. This is especially true when engaging in the difficult but rewarding task of thrifting. You must be prepared to swiftly browse through miles of hideous polyester to find that vintage Saks Fifth Avenue silk. Your judgment must be finely honed to be able to decide instantly whether to grab the item off the rack or pass it over. Efficiency like this will save you hours of standing on tired feet. You must have a hand for fine fabric and an eye for cut, and most importantly, you must know your own body and taste so intimately so as to be able to envision the item integrated into your wardrobe. What shoes will you wear with it? What accessories will enhance it? How will it make you feel while you wear it? An experienced shopper with a catalogue of her clothing already in mind will be able to answer these questions without thinking

I used to be a woman.

:female:

I like kicking midgets in the head.

I yell at school children on there way home

I dress like my mom.

WhitneyHouston said:

Follow me Whitney

MichaelJackson said:

Natsume stinks of horse shit.

On our days off I must say we do derive enormous pleasure from whipping toilets

Fist

This thread makes me sweat.. phew!

I masturbate in church.

Cloudbuster said:

i dont even wanna know

Christopher said:

I like to undress my gran.

PREDOMINANT said:

Actually I do have to undress my gran, she is housebound - not funny!