You've heard the phrase before... "you are what you eat". How about "You are what you own"? Or rather, "you are what you don't own", since the opposite sounds so shallow and materialistic.

I want to know something about you, but I want you to tell me through what you don't have. Can you do that for me?

Me?

A car
A cellphone
A nakkid girl mag subscription

I do not have:

two homes, summer home/winter home

a large screen television

large fake tatas

I dont own:

A dog
A gun
A penis pump

bkw said:

LIAR!!!

bluesbaby said:

You want lots of $$$ and large breasts.

Is Anne Nicole Smith your hero?

I don't own -
A sexually tranmitted disease
Any type of weapon
and a dog.

bkw said:

Hey, we have three things in common. Wow.

althom said:

Another person with whom I have three things in common, as long as we stick to a strict definition of "weapon".
[This message was edited Wed Feb 11 19:22:33 PST 2004 by Aerogram]

I don't have or own:

- A coffee maker

- A dresser

- A pair of pliers

- A livingroom chair

- Any plants

bluesbaby said:

Come to think of it, that's three things I also don't have.

I never realized this would be such a journey of self-discovery.

Aerogram said:

NO, it means I am content with what I have!!!
anna nicole ---ewww

Byron said:

Now, that's just weird.

althom said:

Should i change it to "A penis pump that works"

Aerogram said:

Byron said:

We have nothing in common!

Aerogram said:

I don't have an original answer, cuz you just listed off mine.

althom said:

I think Aero was right with the "weird" remark.

bluesbaby said:

Great! Anyhoo, if you ever own an extra house and a summer cottage and feel that's really not you, feel free to unload them on me.

Anxiety said:

But I bet we don't own them for the same reasons.

bkw said:

In fact, I think we deserve an explanation. I don't want to go to bed thinking Byron has no place to sit, no way to treat the agony of waking up, no living things beside himself and no way to fix stuff... not to mention clothes all over the place for lack of a dresser.

Aerogram said:

Damn...my life sucks... (or at least my apartment does...lol)

Aerogram said:

I also gotta bridge I could sell ya...

I don't own:

A spaceship (saving up for a down payment though)

any Weapons of mass destruction

a high end sound system with natilus speakers in every room

Byron said:

I now understand why you go to IHOP, because of the endless pots of coffee... ooh wait...the free refills of Coca Cola
I am just in shock about the coffeemaker thing...

Byron said:

Oh.. come on. You're just being ascetic here. Zen even.

bluesbaby said:

No thanks. I still have all my teeth.

bluesbaby said:

...lol


I know...I need one, don't I??...

Aerogram said:

After looking up the word "ascetic", I've decided that I'm gonna go with that answer...

Sounds so much better than "procrastinator"...

sinisterpentatonic said:

Then you have a lot in common with a certain imprisoned former president.

1. A million dollars.
2. A membership to a secret society.