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PrintableAnxiety said: Byron said: If you're in a restaurant or other closed-in public place, and nobody calls you, then you make sure to call someone!...Never pass up the opportunity to have a cell phone convo in public, even if you have to initiate it...waiting until a more appropriate time is unnecessary...most people love knowing you feel so comfortable around them.
 And if you run out of people to call, your antenna can double as a nipple - just suck on it until you feel sufficiently gratified.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Anxiety said: bkw said: Anxiety said: When you're at a store ordering something or you're placing a food order at a restaurant, never forget: THE CASHIER COMES SECOND TO YOUR CELL PHONE CONVERSATION. Really, they don't mind. The fact that you're describing a Buffy rerun to your mom instead of treating the counterperson with common courtesy is a GOOD THING.
I did this last week to a cashier when buying a pair of shoes. I felt pretty crappy about it later. Oh well.  Jerk.  Screw the cashier B what kinda shoes did you buy!!! | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Anxiety said: bkw said: Anxiety said: When you're at a store ordering something or you're placing a food order at a restaurant, never forget: THE CASHIER COMES SECOND TO YOUR CELL PHONE CONVERSATION. Really, they don't mind. The fact that you're describing a Buffy rerun to your mom instead of treating the counterperson with common courtesy is a GOOD THING.
I did this last week to a cashier when buying a pair of shoes. I felt pretty crappy about it later. Oh well. Jerk. Screw the cashier B what kinda shoes did you buy!!!  | |
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althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Anxiety said: bkw said: Anxiety said: When you're at a store ordering something or you're placing a food order at a restaurant, never forget: THE CASHIER COMES SECOND TO YOUR CELL PHONE CONVERSATION. Really, they don't mind. The fact that you're describing a Buffy rerun to your mom instead of treating the counterperson with common courtesy is a GOOD THING.
I did this last week to a cashier when buying a pair of shoes. I felt pretty crappy about it later. Oh well. Jerk. Screw the cashier B what kinda shoes did you buy!!! UMM I was talking to BKW...remember you told me to shut up and not talk to you...  | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Anxiety said: bkw said: Anxiety said: When you're at a store ordering something or you're placing a food order at a restaurant, never forget: THE CASHIER COMES SECOND TO YOUR CELL PHONE CONVERSATION. Really, they don't mind. The fact that you're describing a Buffy rerun to your mom instead of treating the counterperson with common courtesy is a GOOD THING.
I did this last week to a cashier when buying a pair of shoes. I felt pretty crappy about it later. Oh well. Jerk. Screw the cashier B what kinda shoes did you buy!!! UMM I was talking to BKW...remember you told me to shut up and not talk to you... 
They are almost identical to the front shoe but in black. I bought them for work to wear with a suit.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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also, how do i put my cellphone on speakerphone? will i have to carry a little speaker set around with me ? it would come in handy if i were waiting in line at the checkout counter if i could put the whole conversation on speakerphone. i wonder why more people don't do that? maybe i'll start a trend  | |
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Anxiety said: scififilmnerd said: He gave you an anxiety attack?
Yeah, I was anxious to attack his obnoxious ass. Then you should've told him: "Well, if you love your cell phone that much, why don't you stick that up your arse!"    FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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Buy a hands free conection (the one where you look like you are talking to yourself) but be sure to still hold the little microphone up to your mouth, after all thats what they were designed for. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Be sure to use your phone in traffic on the expressway and drive super slow in the fast lanes as we know people can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Or, better yet, be sure to have one hand on your cellphone, the other in the glove compartment and use your elbows to steer your car as you bob and weeve in traffic. That is the coolest thing I've ever seen. | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: That is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
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scififilmnerd said: Then you should've told him: "Well, if you love your cell phone that much, why don't you stick that up your arse!" Well, his head was already stuffed up there so I'm guessing it would have been a pretty tight fit. | |
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