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Have you ever made a forgery with your scanner/printer? I haven't!
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I once forged a photograph of my flatmate Phil sucking a man's cock.
He failed to see the funny side when I e-mailed it to everyone.  "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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I made my driving license on my PC. No-one would ever pass me, I'm fucking dangerous! Ohhh that robot! | |
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daned said: I once forged a photograph of my flatmate Phil sucking a man's cock.
He failed to see the funny side when I e-mailed it to everyone.  hiya Ned you weirdo!
I was talking more like a buspass or travel ticket. Like i said, i haven't but i'm mighty tempted.I did one on my new scanner and it's a perfect copy, unfortunately i'm too much of a coward to use it. |
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Novelty Identification.. read between those lines..
u couldnt touch my work. retired that years ago. | |
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Sdldawn!
you got a new avatar!  |
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Marrk said: Sdldawn!
you got a new avatar! Yeah, the width and such is wrong on it.. i need to fix it or something.. | |
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Oh my God! Once there was this time once when me and the Serafin had been smoking this like amazing Thai weed and we started forging all these fossil things for all kinds of big stupid lizards.
Of course, we didn't fool Prince. It's not my fault, it's your own - so don't even think of complaining to me. Now stop having those disgusting thoughts. | |
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Marrk said: daned said: I once forged a photograph of my flatmate Phil sucking a man's cock.
He failed to see the funny side when I e-mailed it to everyone. hiya Ned you weirdo!
I was talking more like a buspass or travel ticket. Like i said, i haven't but i'm mighty tempted.I did one on my new scanner and it's a perfect copy, unfortunately i'm too much of a coward to use it. Should have forged a receipt for my fucking gas bill. "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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daned said: Marrk said: daned said: I once forged a photograph of my flatmate Phil sucking a man's cock.
He failed to see the funny side when I e-mailed it to everyone. hiya Ned you weirdo!
I was talking more like a buspass or travel ticket. Like i said, i haven't but i'm mighty tempted.I did one on my new scanner and it's a perfect copy, unfortunately i'm too much of a coward to use it. Should have forged a receipt for my fucking gas bill. I was just thinking that!  |
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Keep a secret?
All my documents saying that I'm a secret agent that can shoot people and get off with women in bikinis were forged on my computer. I am allowed to though. If I told you why I'd have to kill you. Did you spill my prescription? | |
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MrAgreeable said: I made my driving license on my PC. No-one would ever pass me, I'm fucking dangerous!
That's nothing, I forged my passport. I'm secretly a war criminal from Transylvania and the Cheeky Girls' uncle. "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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Marrk said: I haven't!
[This message was edited Wed Feb 11 13:10:33 PST 2004 by Marrk] Remember, I'd know. What you do to yourself you do unto me. So go get a 4 pack and light up a fat one, will you? Don't forget, Director's Commentary should be on ITV at 11pm, I want to watch that, so if you could all tune in? Being omnipresent makes it confusing when people all watch different TV stations. It's not my fault, it's your own - so don't even think of complaining to me. Now stop having those disgusting thoughts. | |
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godalmighty said: Marrk said: I haven't!
[This message was edited Wed Feb 11 13:10:33 PST 2004 by Marrk] Remember, I'd know. What you do to yourself you do unto me. So go get a 4 pack and light up a fat one, will you? Don't forget, Director's Commentary should be on ITV at 11pm, I want to watch that, so if you could all tune in? Being omnipresent makes it confusing when people all watch different TV stations. If you're God almighty then:- a) What am I doing now? If I'm doing this to you too, do you like it? b) Why does there have to be paedophiles? Ohhh that robot! | |
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MrAgreeable said: godalmighty said: Marrk said: I haven't!
[This message was edited Wed Feb 11 13:10:33 PST 2004 by Marrk] Remember, I'd know. What you do to yourself you do unto me. So go get a 4 pack and light up a fat one, will you? Don't forget, Director's Commentary should be on ITV at 11pm, I want to watch that, so if you could all tune in? Being omnipresent makes it confusing when people all watch different TV stations. If you're God almighty then:- a) What am I doing now? If I'm doing this to you too, do you like it? b) Why does there have to be paedophiles? a) You're heading the right way for a bolt of lightning. Put the dog down or I'll give you irritable bowel. b) So they can moonwalk. It's not my fault, it's your own - so don't even think of complaining to me. Now stop having those disgusting thoughts. | |
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godalmighty said: MrAgreeable said: godalmighty said: Marrk said: I haven't!
[This message was edited Wed Feb 11 13:10:33 PST 2004 by Marrk] Remember, I'd know. What you do to yourself you do unto me. So go get a 4 pack and light up a fat one, will you? Don't forget, Director's Commentary should be on ITV at 11pm, I want to watch that, so if you could all tune in? Being omnipresent makes it confusing when people all watch different TV stations. If you're God almighty then:- a) What am I doing now? If I'm doing this to you too, do you like it? b) Why does there have to be paedophiles? a) You're heading the right way for a bolt of lightning. Put the dog down or I'll give you irritable bowel. b) So they can moonwalk. Can you fix it for me to join the SAS, please? I promise I'll throw those magazines away. Did you spill my prescription? | |
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BigGuns said: godalmighty said: MrAgreeable said: godalmighty said: Marrk said: I haven't!
[This message was edited Wed Feb 11 13:10:33 PST 2004 by Marrk] Remember, I'd know. What you do to yourself you do unto me. So go get a 4 pack and light up a fat one, will you? Don't forget, Director's Commentary should be on ITV at 11pm, I want to watch that, so if you could all tune in? Being omnipresent makes it confusing when people all watch different TV stations. If you're God almighty then:- a) What am I doing now? If I'm doing this to you too, do you like it? b) Why does there have to be paedophiles? a) You're heading the right way for a bolt of lightning. Put the dog down or I'll give you irritable bowel. b) So they can moonwalk. Can you fix it for me to join the SAS, please? I promise I'll throw those magazines away. What? Do you want me to smoke a cigar, wear lots of shit jewelry and hand out "God Fixed It For Me" badges with every miracle? I don't care how many copies of Razzle you hide under your mattress but you should probably know that your Mother knows about them and has shown them to your social worker. It's not my fault, it's your own - so don't even think of complaining to me. Now stop having those disgusting thoughts. | |
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godalmighty said: BigGuns said: godalmighty said: MrAgreeable said: godalmighty said: Marrk said: I haven't!
[This message was edited Wed Feb 11 13:10:33 PST 2004 by Marrk] Remember, I'd know. What you do to yourself you do unto me. So go get a 4 pack and light up a fat one, will you? Don't forget, Director's Commentary should be on ITV at 11pm, I want to watch that, so if you could all tune in? Being omnipresent makes it confusing when people all watch different TV stations. If you're God almighty then:- a) What am I doing now? If I'm doing this to you too, do you like it? b) Why does there have to be paedophiles? a) You're heading the right way for a bolt of lightning. Put the dog down or I'll give you irritable bowel. b) So they can moonwalk. Can you fix it for me to join the SAS, please? I promise I'll throw those magazines away. What? Do you want me to smoke a cigar, wear lots of shit jewelry and hand out "God Fixed It For Me" badges with every miracle? Is that another guy? I thought that was you. Sorry. Am I in trouble again? Did you spill my prescription? | |
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BigGuns said: godalmighty said: BigGuns said: godalmighty said: MrAgreeable said: godalmighty said: Marrk said: I haven't!
[This message was edited Wed Feb 11 13:10:33 PST 2004 by Marrk] Remember, I'd know. What you do to yourself you do unto me. So go get a 4 pack and light up a fat one, will you? Don't forget, Director's Commentary should be on ITV at 11pm, I want to watch that, so if you could all tune in? Being omnipresent makes it confusing when people all watch different TV stations. If you're God almighty then:- a) What am I doing now? If I'm doing this to you too, do you like it? b) Why does there have to be paedophiles? a) You're heading the right way for a bolt of lightning. Put the dog down or I'll give you irritable bowel. b) So they can moonwalk. Can you fix it for me to join the SAS, please? I promise I'll throw those magazines away. What? Do you want me to smoke a cigar, wear lots of shit jewelry and hand out "God Fixed It For Me" badges with every miracle? Is that another guy? I thought that was you. Sorry. Am I in trouble again? "Your letter was only the start of it, one letter and now you're a part of it, Now you've done it, Jim has fixed for it you, and you and you. There must be something that you always want to do, the one thing that you always wanted to, Now you've done it, Jim has fixed it for you, and you and you and you ... ba ba ba ... ... ba ba ba ... Jim has fixed it for you, and you and you and you-ou-ou" 
Don't worry Big Guns, they both have white hair and scare small children. Ohhh that robot! | |
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God and Rambo! I aint scared of both of you! Stop jacking my thread or i'll kick both your asses! |
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Sdldawn said: Marrk said: Sdldawn!
you got a new avatar! Yeah, the width and such is wrong on it.. i need to fix it or something.. You look like Pierce Brosnan at first glance. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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MrAgreeable said: BigGuns said: godalmighty said: BigGuns said: godalmighty said: MrAgreeable said: godalmighty said: Marrk said: I haven't!
[This message was edited Wed Feb 11 13:10:33 PST 2004 by Marrk] Remember, I'd know. What you do to yourself you do unto me. So go get a 4 pack and light up a fat one, will you? Don't forget, Director's Commentary should be on ITV at 11pm, I want to watch that, so if you could all tune in? Being omnipresent makes it confusing when people all watch different TV stations. If you're God almighty then:- a) What am I doing now? If I'm doing this to you too, do you like it? b) Why does there have to be paedophiles? a) You're heading the right way for a bolt of lightning. Put the dog down or I'll give you irritable bowel. b) So they can moonwalk. Can you fix it for me to join the SAS, please? I promise I'll throw those magazines away. What? Do you want me to smoke a cigar, wear lots of shit jewelry and hand out "God Fixed It For Me" badges with every miracle? Is that another guy? I thought that was you. Sorry. Am I in trouble again? "Your letter was only the start of it, one letter and now you're a part of it, Now you've done it, Jim has fixed for it you, and you and you. There must be something that you always want to do, the one thing that you always wanted to, Now you've done it, Jim has fixed it for you, and you and you and you ... ba ba ba ... ... ba ba ba ... Jim has fixed it for you, and you and you and you-ou-ou"
Don't worry Big Guns, they both have white hair and scare small children. Hell, he scares me and I made him. What was I thinking off? It's not my fault, it's your own - so don't even think of complaining to me. Now stop having those disgusting thoughts. | |
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Marrk said: God and Rambo! I aint scared of both of you! Stop jacking my thread or i'll kick both your asses!
Right! For that, your Wife/Girlfriend/boyfriend/pet won't be in the mood for how's your father tonight. Push it any further and I'll make you fancy Larry Graham. OK? It's not my fault, it's your own - so don't even think of complaining to me. Now stop having those disgusting thoughts. | |
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godalmighty said: Marrk said: God and Rambo! I aint scared of both of you! Stop jacking my thread or i'll kick both your asses!
Right! For that, your Wife/Girlfriend/boyfriend/pet won't be in the mood for how's your father tonight. Push it any further and I'll make you fancy Larry Graham. OK?  |
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Did you know a lot of people spell his surname with two 'l's but it actualy only has 1?
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I forged my wife's orgasm once on my PC.
 Ohhh that robot! | |
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MrAgreeable said: I forged my wife's orgasm once on my PC.
Now that's enough to make even me an atheist. It's not my fault, it's your own - so don't even think of complaining to me. Now stop having those disgusting thoughts. | |
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Mark, could you forge me an ID card saying I was this man?:-
 Ohhh that robot! | |
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godalmighty said: MrAgreeable said: I forged my wife's orgasm once on my PC.
Now that's enough to make even me an atheist. Here's more proof you don't exist:- 
Fact: Published his last book 'God'll Fix It' in 1979. Talk about trying to pass the buck. All that money spent on stamps when a simple, cost-free prayer could acheive the same results. Ohhh that robot! | |
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Trivia question:-
Which knighted English broadcaster claims to have had his tracksuit & jewellry look copied by Ali G & Eminem? Answer:  Ohhh that robot! | |
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