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PrintableMrAgreeable said: Dear Ghostly Nun
There's an advert popping up on the org promising friendship with God. What does it do? I'm scared of clicking on it, in case he suddenly turns up in my room. I orgnoted him once but he never replied to me. Mr.A Dear MrAgreeable, God's really nice, actually. He recently e-mailed me some unreleased Prince shit. The advert you're referring to is an ad for the GodMusicClub. It costs $25 and you can learn all about God and there's the odd video and audio clip to download. There's also a NoKnowledge room where you can go and learn all about hedonism and sin. Regards, GN. | |
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BigGuns said: How could a guy who can't leave the house without his Mother or social worker get a girlfriend? Supposing this guy don't have any money, so he can't buy one on the internet. What should he do? I need to tell him and I don't know because I'm too busy fighting in wars & stuff.
Vice Sgt.Guns Dear BigGuns, Go to www.womenwhoareunabletole...worker.com and you'll find plenty of plain, personality-free women who share your condition - sorry, I mean your friend's condition. Regards, GN. | |
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garganta said: Dear Ghostly Nun,
First of all, I would like to thank you for your truly magnificent contribution to this site My question: Have you seen any good movies recently? anything you would recommend? Sincerely deepgarganta Dear deepgarganta, First of all, Thanks. I recently watched Donnie Darko for the first time and was blown away by it - it's superb. But I also recommend The Eye (an asian horror), Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Sound Of Music (obviously) and Graffiti Bridge II - Aura's Revenge (It's a horror, much like the first one). Regards, GN. | |
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JediMaster said: Dear Ghostly Nun,
Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near? Sincerely, Jedimaster Dear JediMaster, Usually, I'm covered in worms (it's an initiation thing) when I go outside, so that pretty much answers your question. Regards, GN. | |
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Dear GhostlyNun,
Will I ever feel that way again? Wishin & Hopin http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Dear Ghostly Nun,
Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care? Thank you, Jedimaster 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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madartista said: Dear GhostlyNun,
Will I ever feel that way again? Wishin & Hopin Dear madartista, Of course. Once the numbness fades, your hands will be able to feel anything you want. Regards, GN. | |
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JediMaster said: Dear Ghostly Nun,
Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care? Thank you, Jedimaster Dear JediMaster, It's always 3:19. But nobody cares. Regards, GN. | |
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Blessed Sister,
i have this bump right here... over... there... no, down a little from there... no, not that, that's a bruise from last night... farther down... and to the left... yeah, that one! do you think it's anything serious? | |
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Dear Ghostly Nun,
What does gelatin of cows knee taste like? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Oh, Most Ghostly of Nuns...
is it true what the Buddha says... there's no center of an onion. it's all onion.  | |
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IAmTheTouch said: Blessed Sister,
i have this bump right here... over... there... no, down a little from there... no, not that, that's a bruise from last night... farther down... and to the left... yeah, that one! do you think it's anything serious? Dear IAmTheTouch, It's your left booby 
Regards, GN. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Dear Ghostly Nun,
What does gelatin of cows knee taste like? Dear minneapolisgenius, It tastes like strawberry flavoured Silly Putty. Regards, GN. | |
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GhostlyNun said: IAmTheTouch said: Blessed Sister,
i have this bump right here... over... there... no, down a little from there... no, not that, that's a bruise from last night... farther down... and to the left... yeah, that one! do you think it's anything serious? Dear IAmTheTouch, It's your left booby
Regards, GN. 
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IAmTheTouch said: Oh, Most Ghostly of Nuns...
is it true what the Buddha says... there's no center of an onion. it's all onion. Dear IAmTheTouch, Oh my God!!! You mentioned onions. I'm melting, I'm melting... | |
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...But now I'm back.
Regards, GN. | |
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GhostlyNun said: minneapolisgenius said: Dear Ghostly Nun,
What does gelatin of cows knee taste like? Dear minneapolisgenius, It tastes like strawberry flavoured Silly Putty. Regards, GN.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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GhostlyNun said: ...But now I'm back.
Regards, GN. well, in that case, i'm sure you'll be kind enough to answer the damn question!  | |
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Dear nun,
Who was Babooshka and was she called Babs for short? I must know or I wont be able to sleep. Lleena | |
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IAmTheTouch said: GhostlyNun said: ...But now I'm back.
Regards, GN. well, in that case, i'm sure you'll be kind enough to answer the damn question! Dear IAmTheTouch, The answer to this lies in this passage from Testament 3, 'Should we peel it ourselves?' questioned Rachel as she looked upon her messiah with great awe. 'Child, would you peel an omelette yourself? Would you gaze upon the lamb and ask him to peel it? Disciple, you need to look beyond the skin and into the core'. And Rachel was filled with holy joy.'Rodney Ch7 vs9-12 Regards, GN. | |
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Lleena said: Dear nun,
Who was Babooshka and was she called Babs for short? I must know or I wont be able to sleep. Lleena Dear Lleena, Babooshka was one of those irritating people who stand en masse in your high street and accost you, trying to make you pay £5 a month to whatever charity they're representing. In August, 1903, She was killed by a speeding tractor. For short, her friends called her Shka. Regards, GN. | |
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And that concludes this round of Ask GhostlyNun, due to the thread becoming waaay too difficult to load up.
See you in v.3 Regards, GN. | |
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