Ashtheking said:

Dear Ashtheking,

Although not impossible, it's highly unlikely. After the dis-appointing Army of Darkness, the film-makers (Sam Raimi ) would have to try a completely new angle on the series in order to encourage more enthusiasm for the franchise. And let's face it, after all this time it would be hard introduce a new generation of fans to the series. And Bruce Campbell doesn't appear to be up for another sequel. It's a shame, because I loved the first two films.

Regards, GN.

Oi! Woman!

What are you doing? Get off the org and go make me some tea. I'm bloody starving!

godalmighty said:

Dear godalmighty,

I can tell that you're not the real God because, as everybody knows, God is always spelt with a capital 'G'. The fact that you've neglected to do this clearly indicates that you're a fake, but are still scared to use that capital 'G', for fear of upsetting Him.

Therefore, make your own bloody tea. And in the mean time, try to work out this puzzle.

If a train leaves Paris at 3:00am and heads towards Vienna at 70kph whilst a train leaves Vienna at 4:20am, heading towards Paris at 60kph. And assuming that they're on the same route...

What will the driver of the Paris train be having for breakfast the following day?

Regards, GN.

OK, now I'm tempted to ask a few more questions:

Dear GhostlyNun,

Isn't Prince the most amazing live performer you've ever seen?


Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

Dear GhostlyNun,

What if Sid Vicious hadn't died? Do you think that that line-up of The Sex Pistols would still be together?

Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

Dear GhostlyNun,

Have you ever gotten drunk and got it on with one of your other Sisters?

Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

Dear GhostlyNun,


This might seem like a controversial question but, why does the White man always exploit every new musical genre that Black artists create (i.e., Blues, Jazz, R&B, Rock, Reggae, Funk, Disco, Hip-Hop, Electronica, etc.)?


Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

His interaction with the audience is second to none. My first tour was the Nude Tour in 1990 - the MuthaFucka Superior let me out for the evening and I mugged some people who already had tickets for some of the front rows. I have to say that it was stunning! When he performed The Question Of U followed by Electric Man I almost came in my habit.

Prince truly is the most amazing live performer ever.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

No. Part of the Sex Pistol's appeal was their refusal to conform with what was expected of them (whether that was their choice or, more realistically, Malcolm McLaren's choice). Sid's death was part of the Sex Pistol's history and added to their legend. If he hadn't have died, then I truly believe that they wouldn't have been as legendary. If, after his death, they'd have shown any remorse whatsoever, it would have ruined what they were all about. Incidentally, have you ever listened to Malcolm McLaren's 'Paris' CD? It's fucking fantastic! A World away from the Sex Pistols, but quite possibly one of the most beautiful albums that I've ever heard. And the Sid Vicious reference on there is really quite touching.

If you've ever enjoyed Paris and you like jazz, try it. You won't regret it.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Like Duh!!! When haven't I?

Regards, GN.

Dear Sister Salmonella,

hi! love your work!

is being aftraid of org version 3 normal, or am i just very very high? i feel like I am going blind from these huge retina-dialating font sizes.

Sincerely,
Christopher
Austin, Texas

GhostlyNun said:

Well - according to Google, the average Austrian cafe will cook you a type of pancake for breakfast, which is known locally as a Palatschinken.

So that is what the driver of the Paris train will (most probably) be having for breakfast. In Vienna.

Do I win a prize?

GhostlyNun said:

Call me tomorrow!!

Dear Sister Mary Magdelene,

Greetings from Strong Badia! Recently my wife, Yolanda the Cheese Grater, and I seperated. I would like to know if it is socially acceptable to see someone else while seperated from your spouse. I would like to know, as I have been hit on by Inga the Monkey Comber, Lleena the Git Charmer, and even Jeff the Hour Caller, and I am anxious for some hot Strong Badian loving after I come home from work as the town Midget Tosser.

Lustifilly,
Gunter the Midget Tosser
Strong Badia








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NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Good question. Perhaps this isn't particularly PC, but I do feel that generally 'black' artistry truly does come from the soul, whereas generally 'white' people just like to think that they 'feel' it too (although, there are a number of 'white' artists who have a lot of soul). It would be unfair to say that these 'white' artists steal from black culture, but ultimately, the influence is quite astounding. From Elvis and his borrowed R n B, to Malcolm McLaren and his 'Duck Rock' period, the influence of 'black' music on 'white' culture is unbelievably obvious.

Mind you, lest we forget that not all black people have soul, or are particulary artistic, likewise the amount of white folks who think that they're the karaoke champions when they're simply shite is quite sickening.

You know, I really hate categorising music in this fashion, but... you asked!

Regards, GN.

IAmTheTouch said:

Dear IAmTheTouch,

Impossible to predict. The next P could be vegan, but then again, it could take 20 years or more. Eating habits of Presidents aren't very high on most voters lists and in a way this is a good thing. Vegetarians and Omnivores alike will vote in equal measures for somebody, regardless of whether they eat meat or not. I only wish that voters had the same indifference to sex, sexuality, race, or age.

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear cborgman,

Being afraid of change is one of the great human weaknesses. Were you here when Org v.2 first appeared? Believe me, people panicked (me included), but ultimately, we all got used to it and embraced it. Three weeks from now, you won't even give it a second thought.

Although, the fonts could be a bit bigger. I mean, Have you tried reading italics, here?

Regards, GN.

BinaryJustin said:

Dear BinaryJustin,

Yes, you are the second most saddest twat ever! Fancy even bothering looking BinaryJustin.

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Gunter the Midget Tosser,

Being seperated from your spouse opens up so many windows, you'll think you're in Le Louvre, in Paris. Screw anything that breathes - that's my advice. And if it turns out that it's not socially acceptable, then you'll only burn in Hell for eternity, so who cares?

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun,

What instruments can you play?

Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Apart from the harp, the pink oboe

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun,

Which CD from Outkast's latest masterpiece was your favorite, Andre 3000's or Big Boi's?

Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

OK, last question and I think I'll go have a drink:

Dear GhostlyNun,

Wasn't Gang of Four an amazing band?

Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Gotta be Dre's. I bought the CD just before my crusade to Florida in October and just about every bar we went into was playing 'Hey Ya' on the video screens. That song will forever remind me of that great fortnight in Florida, and in particular Key West. And as for 'Happy Valentine's Day'... It's a total funk explosion. And roses really do smell like poo-poo-poo.

Mind you, who here really couldn't get on down to 'Bowtie'?

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Solid Gold is superb! But Songs of the Free was a tad shite. Mind you, Sara Lee made some fantastic fucking cakes

Regards, GN.

Dear Ghostly Nun

There's an advert popping up on the org promising friendship with God. What does it do? I'm scared of clicking on it, in case he suddenly turns up in my room. I orgnoted him once but he never replied to me.

Mr.A

How could a guy who can't leave the house without his Mother or social worker get a girlfriend? Supposing this guy don't have any money, so he can't buy one on the internet. What should he do? I need to tell him and I don't know because I'm too busy fighting in wars & stuff.

Vice Sgt.Guns

Dear Ghostly Nun,

First of all, I would like to thank you for your truly magnificent contribution to this site

My question: Have you seen any good movies recently? anything you would recommend?

Sincerely

deepgarganta

Dear Ghostly Nun,

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

Sincerely,
Jedimaster