OK, last question

Dear GhostlyNun,

Which band was better in your opinion?

Them



or them?




Sincerely,

New Wave Forever

Dear GN,

Why is that many (not all, but most) of my gay male friends have the same musical taste as my 16 year old sister???

My sister likes Britney, they like Britney!

My sister likes Justin, they like Justin!

My sister likes Missy Elliot, they like Missy Elliot!

Dear Gn,

Since you're both a ghost, and a nun, which is your favorite comic book babe: the Ghost, or Warrior Nun Areala?



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[This message was edited Thu Feb 12 12:20:22 PST 2004 by JediMaster]

Dear GN,

How did you die???

Is the afterlife cool???

Dear GN,

Will Axl ever release his psuedo G&R album, or will he just deal with it and get back together with Slash & the boys?

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Here's one view;

http://www.wordiq.com/cgi...n_conflict

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

How to divide a four digit number by a two digit number (e.g. 4138 ÷ 17):

Place the divisor before the division bracket and place the dividend (4138) under it.


17)4138


Examine the first digit of the dividend(4). It is smaller than 17 so can't be divided by 17 to produce a whole number. Next take the first two digits of the dividend (41) and determine how many 17's it contains. In this case 41 holds two seventeens (2*17=34) but not three (3*17=51). Place the 2 above the division bracket.

2
17)4138


Multiply the 2 by 17 and place the result (34) below the 41 of the dividend.

2
17)4138
34


Draw a line under the 34 and subtract it from 41 (41-34=7). Bring down the 3 from the 4138 and place it to the right of the 7.

2
17)4138
34
73


Divide 73 by 17 and place that answer above the division bracket and to the right of the two.

24
17)4138
34
73


Multiply the 4 of the quotient by the divisor (17) to get 68 and place this below the 73 under the dividend. Subtract 68 from 73 to give an answer of 5. Bring down the 8 from the dividend 4138 and place it next to the 5

24
17)4138
34
73
68
58


Divide 58 by 17 and place that answer (3) above the division bracket and to the right of the four.

243
17)4138
34
73
68
58


Multiply the 3 of the quotient by the divisor (17) to get 51 and place this below the 58 under the dividend. Subtract 51 from 58 to give an answer of 7.

243
17)4138
34
73
68
58
51
7


There are no more digits in the dividend to bring down so the 7 is a remainder. The final answer could be written in several ways.
243 remainder 7 or sometimes 243r7
or as a mixed number 243 7/17

There, simple.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

The music is some of the most epic 80's pop ever created. They lyrics are a bit on the shite side, but you can't have everything.

'Add and subtract, but as a matter of fact...' Hmmm, well at least it rhymes.

Regards, GN.

IAmTheTouch said:

Yo, IAmTheTouch,

The trouble with having more than one crush is that you leave yourself wide open to all sorts of mental STDs. Always practice safe crushes and use imaginary condoms.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Just accept the fact that she's only judging you on one element of your character that she thinks she knows and then move on. Find someone who'll look a bit deeper.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Gotta be The Cure.

Regards, GN.

JediMaster said:

Dear JediMaster,

Your sister is obviously highly influential in gay circles.

Regards, GN.

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[This message was edited Thu Feb 12 12:45:33 PST 2004 by GhostlyNun]

GhostlyNun said:

so you're saying i should have these blisters on my brain looked at?

JediMaster said:

Dear JediMaster,

Actually, it's neither. I prefer the Fat Slags.



Regards, GN.

JediMaster said:

Dear JediMaster,

I died in a very embarrassing way, in a chariot-related death.

The afterlife is fantastic. Sex, sex, sex all the way.

Regards, GN.

JediMaster said:

Dear JediMaster,

It's all about as likely as a Prince and the Revolution reunion and the release of Roadhouse Garden.

Regards, GN.

Dear GN,

You are most wise!! Thank you!!

GhostlyNun said:

WOW! Y'know, this makes sooo much sense, its incredible!!

GhostlyNun said:

Maths surrerrre looks interesting to you now, sister...!

Dear Ghostly Nun,

Why did they have to change Prince.org?

Sincerely,

VinnyM27
[This message was edited Mon Feb 16 10:44:16 2004 by VinnyM27]

VinnyM27 said:

Dear VinnyM27,

The Org had become too comfortable. And bloody expensive to run, I'd wager. Ben realised that he needed to add advertising (and that's no problem because let's face it, you hardly notice them unless you're a sad cunt). Whilst he realised that, he also thought that it might be a good time to tweak things here and there. He added Org pop-ups and... nothing else matters*. That invention in itself makes Org v.3 the best Org yet.

Regards, GN.
















*NB: Nothing else matters except the stupid posting limit that's now been enforced! How am I supposed to run an effective Agony Aunt column with such restrictive limitations?

Dear nun.

why is your attire called a habit? You look very serene in your picture and a lot like Audrey Hepburn.

thankyou.

Lleena of Green Gables.

Lleena said:

Dear LoGG,

Last year, I won the coveted 'Audrey Hepburn look-a-like of the year' award and won a lifetime's supply of cheescake mix.

My attire is called a habit because it represents my lifestyle. I've got a coke habit, a fanta habit and a blab-it habit.

Merry Christmas, GN.

Hi GhostlyNun

I was just wondering if you could answer me a question that's been bothering me for a few years now. What's she going to look like with a chimney on her?

Many Thanks

Ned

daned said:

Dear daned,

She's gonna look like a total twat-bitch.

Regards, GhostlyNun.

Dear Ghostlynun,

Lately I have been wondering. Should iIinvest in the stockmarket, or just keep saving my cash in the old shoebox under my bed like I always have before?

Thanks

Sweeny

Dear Ghostly,

How often you fantasize about having mind-blowing orgasmic sex with me?

Dearly departed Catholic woman

Will there ever be an Evil Dead 4?

Thanks,
Ash

Sweeny79 said:

Dear Sweeny79,

Don't save it in a shoebox, spend it all. Let's face it, you could get run over by an orange tractor tomorrow. Saving is for stupid folk who don't know the meaning of 'living for today'.

I've never saved a penny in my life (honest!) and I've got a house, a good job, somebody who loves me (but don't tell the Mother Superior) and a fantastic life.

Remember Dave Ch4, vs 8 - 16 "He said unto them 'Love is far more important than hard cash. Those who follow material gain will not enjoy the life of love that ought to be becoming of them. Anyone fancy a beer?' And we all drank from the bosom of non-materialistic love..."

Regards, GN.

LittlePill said:

Dear LittlePill,

Twice every tuesday.

Regards, GN.