madartista said:

Dear madartista,

You really shouldn't worry your pretty little face about these trivial matters. Anyway, here goes...

We all need a love bizarre at some points in our lives. Just recently, I loved an omelette. We went out together a few times, basically just chillin' and shit. To be honest, I think that the omelette was scared of commitment and left me not long after our first, proper kiss. Even so, those few days that I was with little Om were some of the most wonderful days of my life. It truly was a love bizarre and I'm so glad that I had the opportunity to experience such a thing.
I also once went out with a bowl, and that truly was a love bizarre. We had some amazing (and embarrassing) passionate moments and it was a love bizarre that I was never to forget.

Oh, and I presume you meant how is a love bizarre different from a love bazaar? Well, a love bazaar is basically a supermarket of sex, where you're allowed to haggle over the prices. I used to run one of them, but it closed due to lack of erotica.

Regards, GN.

Thank u. For clarification though -- my question was do we WANT a love bizarre -- u answered that we NEED a love bizarre. Following your response, I'm definitely intrigued, and I may need one, but I don't know that I WANT one. HELP!!!

P.S. Sorry about the store. And about "bizaar" -- I know better than that!

Dear GhostlyNun,

What was your relationship with your parents like growing up?

NWF

madartista said:

Dear madneversatisfiedartista,

Yes, we all want a love bizarre. Who wouldn't want such a strange relationship ship ship ship?

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

My relationship with my parents was nothing like growing-up.

Regards, GN.

Dear Ghostly one,

I feel that I've been losing my sinister edge lately, do you have any advice to remedy this?


Sinisterly your's,

Sinister P.

dear ms nun:

why won't clark kent just tell lana that he's superman? wouldn't that be the honest and truly 'super' moral thing to do? also, do super powers always interfere with true love ?

wondering in MN

XxAxX said:

P.s. Why is the window already open before Superman flys out?

sinisterpentatonic said:

Dear Sinister P,

Over-exposure is always fatal when trying to be sinister and, let's face it, you're most definitely guilty of this. Performing 20 year old hits that you know the public will love is definitely selling-out and takes away from what makes you so damn sinister.

My advice is to start up a new Org account called 'Infect', and stalk other Orgers via Orgnote until your reputation becomes one of pure terror. Have no boundaries and be ready to have your account de-activated. Just do all that you can in order to regain your sinister status.

Either that or accept that you're about as sinister as gossamer.

Regards, GN.

XxAxX said:

Dear XxAxX,

It's Mrs, by the way. However, I'm not quite ready to go into that right now.

Superman's cock is unbelievable. It's 12.5 inches long and can stay erect for 37 years. He's capable of giving a girl a four-hour orgasm whilst he's in a different continent and he always respects you in the morning. Therefore, super powers definitely interfere with true love because they turn love into uber-lust, and nobody can have a relationship whilst that's going on. He can't tell anybody that he's Superman, otherwise his incredible sexual prowess will reduce and he will become about as sexually active as one of those 1000 year-old men that they find preserved in peat bogs.

Regards, GN.

Dear Ghostly Nun,

why are you so wise? you always seem to have the right answer. were you a magician or a wizard in your former life?

yours truly,
Milty - the Unemployed Orger.

Dear Nun of Ghostly

Can you do my maths homework for me please? y=3x+2.

Draw a graph and plot these.

GhostlyNun said:

Hmmm... Dare I ask? Is a love bizarre the same as a strange relationship ship ship ship? And is a strange relationship different from a strange relationship ship ship ship?

Just wonderin'...

Dear GhostlyNun,

What's your favorite video game?


New Wave Forever!

Dear GhostlyNun,

You're not American, are you?


Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

Dear GhostlyNun,

Will the legendary Mod/Punk/Pop band, The Jam, ever reunite?




Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!
[This message was edited Wed Feb 11 17:13:38 PST 2004 by NWF]

Dear Nun

Why are you ghostly?

Sincerely
Scifi

GhostlyNun said:

Milty said:

Dear Milty,

In my past life, I was known as Guru Uhuru III and I knew everything. And that still rings true today.

Regards, GN.

Therapy said:

Dear Therapy,

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./___-///--- is the answer. Certainly it would be if we were on the planet Zcrrtzchsss, where their mathematics is far more fascinating than ours.

Regards, GN.

madartista said:

Dear madartista,

Yes to all those.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Mario Kart Double Dash, at the mo.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

No.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Following continued speculation about the reformation of The Jam culminating in five nights at Knebworth next summer, Paul Weller would like to take this opportunity to stamp out these rumours and dismiss them as: "Bollocks!"

Regards, GN.

scififilmnerd said:

Dear Scifi,

I've been dead a lo o o o o o o o o o ong time.

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun,

What is this whole Israeli-Palestinian conflict about anyways?

Sincerely,

New Wave Forever



P.S.: Don't stop the music!

Dear GhostlyNun,

Can you explain to me how to do long division?


Sincerely,

New Wave Forever

Dear GhostlyNun,

Wasn't ABC's 1982 classic, "The Lexicon of Love" one of the greatest albums ever made?

Sincerely,

New Wave Forever

(All jokes aside from this next one. This is a very serious question, so I'm expecting a very serious answer.)


Dear GhostlyNun,

Let us say that I find out a girl that I like doesn't like me. As a matter of fact, she hates my guts (the cock-teasing, *expletive*). Shouldn't I have a right to figure out why she hates me or should I just accept that fact, let it go, and move on?


Sincerely,

New Wave Forever