My Dear Nun.

I have been trying to urge Orger 2the9s to join the Holy Order himself. However, he refuses to join and says that he cannot even contemplate not being able to play with his Maracas, which he shakes every day.


Lleena

Dear GhostlyNun,

What do you like to do on a Friday night?


Sincerely,

New Wave Forever!

Hello sister,

Wanna go halves on a cucumber?

Dear Ghostly Nun,

isn't it kinda silly that at McDonalds my girlfriend always orders a BigMac & fries with a diet coke!. so what goes on in her mind, can you tell me?

Sincerely,
Maze

crazyhorse said:

Dear crazyhorse,

Opportunity is a bit of a weed, truth be told. It takes up all his energy to knock on a door and usually, after doing it only once, he'll collapse and crawl away. Temptation, however is a different kettle of worms. Strong as an ox, she'll keep on knocking until you answer... And orally pleasure her.

Regards, GN.

Lleena said:

Dear Lleena,

Maraca shaking is compulsory at my convent. If he wishes to go for the full op and become a 100% chick, he's more than welcome to share my dormitory with me.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Masturbate furiously with a large candle, followed by playing my Abba 45s until 1:00am. So now you know.

Regards, GN>

NakedPreacherLady said:

Dear NakedPreacherLady,

Sure. I'll put my half in widthways.

Regards, GN.

Maze said:

Dear Maze,

Yes, you truly aren't blessed at all when it comes to girlfriends. Why not dump her and go out with a more intelligent woman? I'll send you my catalogue of free women.

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun,

if the blackbox in an airplaine really is indestructible as they say, why don't they build the whole plane out of the same material?

best regards
Maze

Okay, I asked this on your last thread, but you said I had to wait until this installment:

What's love got to do with it?

What's love but a second-hand emotion?

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

Dear Gostly Nun

In your experience what are the practical advantages of the wimple?

Dear GhostlyNun,

Is it normal for your poo to be green?

Thanking you kindly

TheFrog

Dear Ghostly Nun I have run out of toilet paper what should I do???

Dear Ghostly Nun,

Ghostly Nun has stopped answering questions what shall we do, and where else can we seek advice when you are out of town?

Maze said:

Dear Maze,

The reason that the blackbox is indestructable is because it is orange. If the whole plane were orange, then it would look pretty stupid, wouldn't it?

Regards, GN.

JediMaster said:

Dear JediMaster,

Love's got plenty to do with it, I can tell you. How could you grow an orchard without love? How could you make woolly hats without love? How could you open a kangaroo without love?

You see, love has got lots to do with everything.

Regards, GN.

JediMaster said:

Dear JediMaster,

My love was actually brand-new. I bought it direct from the factory and saved myself £££s. Why not buy your love in the same way, ring 1-800-NEW-LOVE or visit www.newloveisjustsojuicy.com

Regards, GN.

JediMaster said:

Dear JediMaster,

You've kind of answered your own question there. Who on earth needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

Then again, without one you'd die, although maybe that might be a good idea in some people's cases.

Regards, GN.

PREDOMINANT said:

Dear PREDOMINANT,

They can hide the 666 tattoo on your head and you can secretly store Class A drugs in them

Regards, GN.

TheFrog said:

Dear TheFrog,

Babies poo comes out green during the early weeks (It starts off white) and therefore, if you're a tiny, couple of weeks old baby, then it's perfectly normal.

If you're a frog and it comes out green, then you're in trouble and will implode in the next ten seconds.

Regards, GN.

luv4u said:

Dear luv4u,

Have a shitty arse for the remainder of the day and enjoy the warm, squelching feeling that it provides as you walk.

Regards, GN.

PREDOMINANT said:

Dear PREDOMINANT,

There is only one source of good advice here and it ain't Melody Cool. And I don't get paid for counselling. I'm never out of town and I've got a computer installed in my head so that I can check out the Org AT ALL TIMES. I'll answer your problems eventually, but sometimes I'm busy on www.crosswordsforthebraindead.com

Regards, GN.

Ghostly Nun --

I'm anxious for your assistance, but I really don't have any questions at this time. What should I do?

madartista said:

Dear madartista,

This might be a good time to suddenly wait.

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun,

Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
.

GhostlyNun said:

GN,

Thank u. The wait is over, and I gots ???s for u!!! If that's what we are, do we REALLY want a love bizarre? What is a love bizarre? And how is it different from a love bizaar? Muchas gracias.

BorisFishpaw said:

Dear BorisFishpaw,

Yes, especially when I serve it in my kinky french-maid's outfit. Ooh, la la!

Regards, GN.