Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people once a year
Victor Borge

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
- Emo Philips.

here's one I love. It needs a bit of an intro:

Later in life, when Elvis discovered the teachings of Judaism, Zen Buddhism and the occult teachings through his hairdresser Larry Geller he became familiar with the Hebrew alphabet and its symbols.

From then on part of his on-stage wardrobe throughout most of 1977 Elvis wore a "Chai" necklace. When Charlie Hodge asked Elvis why this particular piece of jewellery was so important, without missing a beat Elvis retorted, "I don’t want to miss out on goin' to heaven on a technicality."



Hilarious, eh. I thought so.

BorisFishpaw said: