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Thread started 02/09/04 11:01am

AlfofMelmak

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Finally found a meaningful temperature scale

I'm one of those normal people who use the Celcius scale, and I'm always confused about the Fahrenheit stuff. Until I found this:


Degrees (Fahrenheit)

* 65 Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
* 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
* 50 Miami residents turn on the heat
* 45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
* 40 You can see your breath
* Californians shiver uncontrollably
* Minnesotans go swimming
* 35 Italian cars don't start
* 32 Water freezes
* 30 You plan your vacation to Australia
* 25 Ohio water freezes
* Californians weep pitiably
* Minnesotans eat ice cream
* Canadians go swimming
* 20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
* New York City water freezes
* Miami residents plan vacation further South
* 15 French cars don't start
* Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* 10 You need jumper cables to get the car going
* 5 American cars don't start
* 0 Alaskans put on T-shirts
* -10 German cars don't start
* Eyes freeze shut when you blink
* -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
* Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
* Miami residents cease to exist
* -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
* Politicians actually do something about the homeless
* Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
* Japanese cars don't start
* -25 Too cold to think
* You need jumper cables to get the driver going
* -30 You plan a two week hot bath
* Swedish cars don't start
* -40 Californians disappear
* Minnesotans button top button
* Canadians put on sweaters
* Your car helps you plan your trip South
* -50 Congressional hot air freezes
* Alaskans close the bathroom window
* -80 Hell freezes over
* Polar bears move South
* Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
* -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
You don't scare me; i got kids
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Reply #1 posted 02/09/04 1:47pm

althom

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AlfofMelmak said:

Degrees (Fahrenheit)
* 30 You plan your vacation to Australia

Must be why Byron is coming over here. lol
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Reply #2 posted 02/09/04 1:51pm

Paisley

althom said:

AlfofMelmak said:

Degrees (Fahrenheit)
* 30 You plan your vacation to Australia

Must be why Byron is coming over here. lol



Uh yeah that's it Althom rolleyes wink
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