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Gollum @ MTV Just saw this hilarious acceptance speech of Gollum for his "best virtual character" @ MTV
Qtime movie: Gollum's at the end transcript: GOLLUM You're a liar and a thief! It's mine, I won it. It was me. We only won because of me! SMEAGOL And me! MTV is my friend. My friend! GOLLUM You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you. SMEAGOL Dobby likes me! GOLLUM Dobby? Dobby's a [bleep] [bleep]! ANDY SERKIS That's enough, Gollum. GOLLUM Piss off, Serkis, you stupid, fat, [bleep] turd. ANDY SERKIS I-I'm not fat. GOLLUM We're not going to thank anyone. No, no! Not you, not MTV, and not those pixel-pushing pin-dicks at Weta Digital. And Peter Jackson, my precious, who do you think you are, you [bleep] hack? Shame on you! Shame on you! Go [bleep] yourself! SMEAGOL Not listening, not listening.. GOLLUM Frankly, nothing can compensate for the long hours, low pay and miserable experience we've had making this [bleep] movie! And if you think a [bleep] little tub of gold popcorn is going to remotely make up for everything we've suffered, you're sadly [bleep] mistaken! You're all bastards! MTV sucks! We hate you all! SMEAGOL Good night.  You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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Classic acceptance speech!
It's great that they included it as an easter egg on the extended version of the Two Towers. | |
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Genius. Serkis is ace. He's in the film '24 Hour Party People' as legendary British music producer Martin Hannet (Joy Division, U2, New Order, James, Stone Roses, Happy Mondays).
I also had the priviledge of seing play Iago in "Othello" at the Royal Exchange Theatre in Manchester a couple of years ago. He was dynamite and so was the guy playing Othello opposite him (Patterson Joseph). "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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:Falloff: That's f*@#***n hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
OMG still lol... | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Classic acceptance speech!
It's great that they included it as an easter egg on the extended version of the Two Towers. They did?  how do you access it boris?
BTW that was the funniest thing i'm likely to see today. thanks! 
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Marrk said: BorisFishpaw said: Classic acceptance speech!
It's great that they included it as an easter egg on the extended version of the Two Towers. They did? how do you access it boris?
BTW that was the funniest thing i'm likely to see today. thanks!
. [This message was edited Sun Feb 8 4:36:35 PST 2004 by Marrk] Your welcome Marrk ! The easter egg is on disc 1 of TTT special edition. Click select a scene, go to the last scenes. Don't remember the numbers but say scene 31 is the last. Now push the down arrow and a ring will appear on the bottom of the screen. Click enter and yer off
ting a ring edit [This message was edited Sun Feb 8 5:15:02 PST 2004 by AlfofMelmak] You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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i saw that. it was fucking hilarious its quite funny when the camera goes to Elijah Wood.It doesnt take a lip reader to see that he is saying "That was fuckin awsome man"
brilliant. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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AlfofMelmak said: Marrk said: BorisFishpaw said: Classic acceptance speech!
It's great that they included it as an easter egg on the extended version of the Two Towers. They did? how do you access it boris?
BTW that was the funniest thing i'm likely to see today. thanks!
. [This message was edited Sun Feb 8 4:36:35 PST 2004 by Marrk] Your welcome Marrk ! The easter egg is on disc 1 of TTT special edition. Click select a scene, go to the last scenes. Don't remember the numbers but say scene 31 is the last. Now push the down arrow and a ring will appear on the bottom of the screen. Click enter and yer off
ting a ring edit [This message was edited Sun Feb 8 5:15:02 PST 2004 by AlfofMelmak] Thanks. Tried it but i don't think it works on Region 2. Nevermind, i'll google it. It must be on there somewhere!  |
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Yes, unfortunately the Gollum's acceptance speech easter egg
isn't on the region 2 version of the Two Towers. I think it was due to the age rating system in the UK being different, and if they had included it they would have had to given the DVD a '15' certificate. The same thing happened with the previous MTV skit on the Followship Of The Ring extended DVD. | |
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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i also remember the piece about CHARLIE'S ANGELS. it was about their butts and the director suggested they should wear anal balls to enhance their performance... that was funny. yes SIR! | |
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