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Prince-fan Web Personals In honor of Valentine's Day, here is a thread where Org'ers can post their personal ad, whether to meet new friends or a potential love interest.
Personally, I think this will be much more interesting if it’s written in standard personal ad form, including a description of yourself and what you’re looking for, as well as likes and dislikes, etc. Play nice, boys and girls... | |
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I've been living inside of a whale for seven months and I don't bathe. EVER.
Come and get it, ladies. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: I've been living inside of a whale for seven months and I don't bathe. EVER.
Come and get it, ladies. Fuck the ladies, take me!! | |
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LittlePill said: HobbesLeCute said: I've been living inside of a whale for seven months and I don't bathe. EVER.
Come and get it, ladies. Fuck the ladies, take me!! Yes! We can make love in the cozy gullet of a mother whale! ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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I have a beard of bees and I trundle large stacks of twigs on my back for a living. I only have two teeth, but I hide this fact by wearing my trusty ice grill (which is starting to get a little tarnished, but it adds character, so they tell me). I talk to squirrels in their native barking language, and I believe that bathing is part of the evil scorpion cult conspiracy so be forewarned that I might smell a little ripe. Oh, and every full moon, the aliens visit me for my monthly anal probe and ritual chest waxing.
Let's do coffee, I want to love you. | |
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HobbesLeCute said: LittlePill said: HobbesLeCute said: I've been living inside of a whale for seven months and I don't bathe. EVER.
Come and get it, ladies. Fuck the ladies, take me!! Yes! We can make love in the cozy gullet of a mother whale! You really know how to seduce a guy! | |
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Anxiety said: I have a beard of bees and I trundle large stacks of twigs on my back for a living. I only have two teeth, but I hide this fact by wearing my trusty ice grill (which is starting to get a little tarnished, but it adds character, so they tell me). I talk to squirrels in their native barking language, and I believe that bathing is part of the evil scorpion cult conspiracy so be forewarned that I might smell a little ripe. Oh, and every full moon, the aliens visit me for my monthly anal probe and ritual chest waxing.
Let's do coffee, I want to love you. height and weight, please! | |
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IAmTheTouch said: Anxiety said: I have a beard of bees and I trundle large stacks of twigs on my back for a living. I only have two teeth, but I hide this fact by wearing my trusty ice grill (which is starting to get a little tarnished, but it adds character, so they tell me). I talk to squirrels in their native barking language, and I believe that bathing is part of the evil scorpion cult conspiracy so be forewarned that I might smell a little ripe. Oh, and every full moon, the aliens visit me for my monthly anal probe and ritual chest waxing.
Let's do coffee, I want to love you. height and weight, please! The University of Chicago is still tabulating measurements of my massive hull. Be patient, you. | |
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Anxiety said: IAmTheTouch said: Anxiety said: I have a beard of bees and I trundle large stacks of twigs on my back for a living. I only have two teeth, but I hide this fact by wearing my trusty ice grill (which is starting to get a little tarnished, but it adds character, so they tell me). I talk to squirrels in their native barking language, and I believe that bathing is part of the evil scorpion cult conspiracy so be forewarned that I might smell a little ripe. Oh, and every full moon, the aliens visit me for my monthly anal probe and ritual chest waxing.
Let's do coffee, I want to love you. height and weight, please! The University of Chicago is still tabulating measurements of my massive hull. Be patient, you. massive is good enough! so, whatcha doing Saturday night, handsome? | |
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IAmTheTouch said: massive is good enough! so, whatcha doing Saturday night, handsome? Well, I have a barnacle scraping that will probably take up most of the daylight hours, but I was probably just going to spend the night trolling around at local pawn shops for used bowling trophies...but I'm flexible. | |
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Moderator | SWF seeks gainfully employed male between the ages of 25-38 with goodteeth, calm temperment and an interest in s&m,all races may apply
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Anxiety said: IAmTheTouch said: massive is good enough! so, whatcha doing Saturday night, handsome? Well, I have a barnacle scraping that will probably take up most of the daylight hours, but I was probably just going to spend the night trolling around at local pawn shops for used bowling trophies...but I'm flexible. :EEK: BOWLING TROPHIES? you sick bastid! and to think i almost gave my virginity to a despicable Bowling Trophy Collector! | |
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Sweeny79 said: SWF seeks gainfully employed male between the ages of 25-38 with goodteeth, calm temperment and an interest in s&m,all races may apply
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I'm a pisces male. I like walking on the beach and dancing the night away. I love the smell of rain in the morning and cuddling up with my special lady in front of a warm fire. Seeking a fun woman between the ages of 22-33 for a relationship full of adventure.
Just don't tell my wife. | |
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6'4,
blonde hunks, six pack, brain WANTED as a play thing. must have 3 out of the 4 attributes...no time wasters please. How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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msserendipity said: 6'4,
blonde hunks, six pack, brain WANTED as a play thing. must have 3 out of the 4 attributes...no time wasters please. | |
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msserendipity said: 6'4,
blonde hunks, six pack, brain WANTED as a play thing. must have 3 out of the 4 attributes...no time wasters please. I have 3 of the 4. (i'm not 6'4 but I'm blond) I'll bring the six pack over and we'll have a partay!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Sweeny79 said: SWF seeks gainfully employed male between the ages of 25-38 with goodteeth, calm temperment and an interest in s&m,all races may apply
Looks for pencil... | |
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SWM seeking person of any gender, any race, any size, any insterests to play with his weenie. Pulse optional. | |
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althom said: msserendipity said: 6'4,
blonde hunks, six pack, brain WANTED as a play thing. must have 3 out of the 4 attributes...no time wasters please. tin ppl need not apply How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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msserendipity said: althom said: msserendipity said: 6'4,
blonde hunks, six pack, brain WANTED as a play thing. must have 3 out of the 4 attributes...no time wasters please. tin ppl need not apply | |
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bkw said: msserendipity said: 6'4,
blonde hunks, six pack, brain WANTED as a play thing. must have 3 out of the 4 attributes...no time wasters please. I have 3 of the 4. (i'm not 6'4 but I'm blond) I'll bring the six pack over and we'll have a partay!! i was waiting for the "six pack" mix up. right on cue BKW How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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Moderator | LittlePill said: SWM seeking person of any gender, any race, any size, any insterests to play with his weenie. Pulse optional.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Leo male seeks female between the ages of 18-92 (no exceptions)...prefer her to be spiritual, spontaneous, creative, funny, uninhibited, good with kids, warm, and loving. Looking a little like Bea Arthur is a plus. Kangaroos dressed up like hookers need not apply.
Sweeny edit [This message was edited Thu Feb 12 15:02:13 PST 2004 by Byron] | |
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Moderator | Byron said: Leo male seeks female between the ages of 18-92 (no exceptions)...prefer her to be spiritual, spontaneous, creative, funny, uninhibited, good with kids, warm, loving, and look a little like Bea Arthur. Kangaroos dressed up like hookers need not apply.
Shit I don't look like Bea Arthur In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Byron said: Leo male seeks female between the ages of 18-92 (no exceptions)...prefer her to be spiritual, spontaneous, creative, funny, uninhibited, good with kids, warm, loving, and look a little like Bea Arthur. Kangaroos dressed up like hookers need not apply.
Shit I don't look like Bea Arthur Not even a little??.. | |
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Moderator | Byron said: Sweeny79 said: Byron said: Leo male seeks female between the ages of 18-92 (no exceptions)...prefer her to be spiritual, spontaneous, creative, funny, uninhibited, good with kids, warm, loving, and look a little like Bea Arthur. Kangaroos dressed up like hookers need not apply.
Shit I don't look like Bea Arthur Not even a little??.. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Byron said: Sweeny79 said: Byron said: Leo male seeks female between the ages of 18-92 (no exceptions)...prefer her to be spiritual, spontaneous, creative, funny, uninhibited, good with kids, warm, loving, and look a little like Bea Arthur. Kangaroos dressed up like hookers need not apply.
Shit I don't look like Bea Arthur Not even a little??.. See above... | |
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Moderator | Byron said: Sweeny79 said: Byron said: Sweeny79 said: Byron said: Leo male seeks female between the ages of 18-92 (no exceptions)...prefer her to be spiritual, spontaneous, creative, funny, uninhibited, good with kids, warm, loving, and look a little like Bea Arthur. Kangaroos dressed up like hookers need not apply.
Shit I don't look like Bea Arthur Not even a little??.. See above... In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Single Christian male (6' tall, avg. build, med-brown skin & eyes, shaved head & goatee) seeks smart, witty, confident, bookish, pretty hippie chick who loves Christ, the creative arts, small dogs, enterprise, music, discussing philosophies and current events, laughing, and -- oh, I almost forgot -- refuses to shave her legs.
Ladies, please, form the line over to the left. Thanks. [This message was edited Thu Feb 12 18:04:11 PST 2004 by ThreadBare] | |
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