Hello everyone. Haven't posted over here in a while it seems. As some of the older orgers know, I'm orginally from Tennessee. I was at my 10 year class reunion back in Sept and ran into an old pal of mine, Mr Jesse Perry.




Anywho he's been doing comedy. He was the class clown and I loved this guy. It's been great to talk to old pals again.

He seems to have a really good thing going on at his website. I've found myself checking his columns every week now. Great stuff, you got to check int out.

http://www.mangydog.com/

watch the videos, they are hilarious!
My favorites:


"Crack PSA" http://www.mangydog.com/c...kcable.ram


"Nuns Gone Wild" http://www.mangydog.com/c...scable.ram


"Token fat Guy" http://www.mangydog.com/c...ncable.ram


"Dirk Schmeltzer - Desk Cop" http://www.mangydog.com/c...rcable.ram



You don't need a bad cred...clippings!

http://www.mangydog.com/drphil/



Column:
Exposing More in 2004
By Michael Fenn
(re-printed from here: http://www.mangydog.com/g...3_fenn.php )

I'm sure that the seven astronauts that were killed in the February 1, 2003 Columbia disaster are pleased to know that, on the one-year anniversary of their demise, Americans mourned by staring at Janet Jackson's breast. Now, this statement sounds just as insensitive as those "NASA stands for Needs Another Seven Astronauts" jokes that made their way around the
Internet following the tragedy, but like the jokes, the above statement is unfortunately true.

Not only was 2/1/04 the anniversary of the worst space disaster since "The Adventures of Pluto Nash," but it was also the date of Superbowl XXXVIII. As everybody knows, the annual NFL Superbowl is the final football game of the season and is thus comprised of 5% football and about 95% other stuff. In fact, the hype has increased so exponentially since the first match-up in 1966 that few people realize that, during 2003's Superbowl XXXVII, it was actually a hockey game being played. Untrue, you claim? You can't really remember a single detail about the actual game, can you? Yet I bet you can recall rather easily that this game was the first time we were treated to the Pepsi Twist commercial featuring the Osbournes and the Osmonds, with a dash of Florence Henderson thrown in for good measure.

Superbowl XXXVIII (which is a bitch to fit on a T-shirt but very nicely fills up space in a column) was no different. Football fans and bandwagon-jumpers all across the country bought up large quantities of overpriced junk foods and beer in the hopes of settling down in front of the TV and watch a 4-hour showcase of whoever MTV says is popular this week as well as what advertisers all over Wall Street believe was worth 2 million dollars for a half-minute of exposure. Only people living in Boston and Charlotte tuned in to see the actual game, which historically pits the AFC or NFC champion against whatever team beat the crap out of the Philadelphia Eagles and its fans' hopes that year. The teams in this game were the New England Patriots and the Carolina Panthers, the latter of which suffered a last-minute loss to the former in the later-riot-purged Texas city of Houston. However, as I stated previously, the actual playing of football is a mere detail of the Superbowl anymore.

The annual Superbowl Halftime Show is a very special event when, in years past, viewers have changed channels to watch better entertainment by Beavis & Butt-Head, South Park, and Celebrity DeathMatch. To go off on a tangent
yet again, I'm certain that many viewers out there can remember that the "claymation" program Celebrity DeathMatch started out as a Superbowl Halftime special before becoming a regular MTV series. Again, most of us out there cannot remember which two teams were playing in this Superbowl (nor can we remember which Superbowl it actually was), but Marilyn Manson
using his chainsaw to drop a catwalk onto Hanson and the Spice Girls is a classic Superbowl memory.

Let's take a timeout for a paragraph change and yet another attempt to get to my original point.

This year's Halftime Show featured an MTV-sponsored performance by *Nsync's Justin Timberlake and the Jackson 5's Janet Jackson. As Timberlake sang the l ast few lyrics of his hit single "Rock Your Body", which were "I'll have you naked
by the end of this song", he reached over and actually yanked off part of Janet Jackson's shirt, exposing a small part of her breast to a large part of the world. This of course caused a massive stir of response as, for once, the focus of Jackson family members actually turned AWAY from Michael, if even for a brief moment.

CBS thought that the Superbowl and its soon-to-be-replayed-heavily commercial spots ALONE would shoot its ratings through the roof. This was a BONUS for the "Eye Network"! However, I advise people who plan to tune to CBS for future nudity stunts to not get their hopes up, for it is likely that the only other exposed person they will find on the network will be Survivor All-Star personality Richard Hatch. It should be noted that the NFL stated that MTV would "never again sponsor the Halftime Show," which I find about as believable as any given part of Catholicism.

So, stay tuned for Superbowl XXXIX. Advertisers, supermarket owners, MTV executives, LaToya Jackson's body-makeup artists, and all of the others involved are probably already preparing. I hear some football is scheduled, too.

HELP US GIGGLE ABOUT JANE...GY FORUM!!

What, no porn vids?

The main reason I posted this site was perhaps a solution for those who love comedy could either take it to a comedy site FOR comedians BY comedians as well as learn from the professionals that know a thing or three about REAL comedy.

They even have their own forum! http://www.mangydog.com/forum

I tried to see the Desk Cop one, but my computer wouldn't play it.

If you go here: http://www.mangydog.com/clips there are different media types for each clip.

or click on this link. It's a windows media player.
http://www.mangydog.com/c..._cable.wmv

How about now?