Got a problem? Something you need solving? Then do as the title of the thread suggests;


Ask GhostlyNun

Right, who's first?

Dear Sister,

What is your name?

Christopher
Austin, Texas

When will I get a job?

My asshole itches. Should I scratch it myself or should I get someone else to do it for me?

cborgman said:

Dear OopsICan'tRead,

Read my fucking profile, you dozy twat!

Lots of holy love, GN

When will the communists stop producing that damned non-dairy creamer?!?



There should be a law against that stuff...

jerseykrs said:

Dear jerseykrs,

March 17th of this very year. You'll be working for a photography studio. Hope it all goes well.

Regards, GN.

LittlePill said:

Dear LittlePill,

The best cure for itchy-asshole-syndrome is to light a match and ram it up your rectum. It works for me

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

Do they make instruction videos for this?

jerseykrs said:

Dear jerseykrs,

On the day you manage to twiddle your thumbs in two different directions. Try it - you won't succeed.

Regards, GN.

LittlePill said:

Don't pretend that you don't make such videos. We've all seen your studio.

Dear GhostlyNun

As a Nun, do you abstain from sexual activity?

Dear Sister Gabrielle Celestine,

What kind of a name is Siter Gabrielle Celestine? I thought nuns were suposed to have names where the second name is a male saint. Like Sister Mary Ralph, Sister Mary John, Sister Mary Paul, Sister Mary George, or Sister Mary Ringo...


David
Davidville, South Carolina

GhostlyNun said:

You have!!!?

Therapy said:

Dear Therapy,

With members of the opposite sex, yes. However, when me and my sisters find ourselves alone... Well, as you can imagine those candles get worn down pretty darn quickly. We all like to see who can reach the 'Heavenly choir' the quickest

Regards, GN.

Nice legs GhostlyNun, what time do they open?

GhostlyNun said:

So I could give you head then?

cborgman said:

Dear David,

Firstly, it's Sister, not Siter. And secondly, Have you never heard of Saint Celestine - The patron saint of Unsold Copies Of Chaos And Disorder?

Regards, GN.

This is great stuff...

Fuck Miss Cleo...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Dear JD,

My legs are open to the public April - September 10:00am to 6:30pm.

Regards, GN.

Therapy said:

Ooh, you saucy devil...









Yes, you could.

jerseykrs said:

Dear Fuck Miss Cleo,

Thank you for those kind words.

Regards, GN.

Dear Sister Gabrielle Celestine,

Have you ever thought of changing your name to Sister Mary ? It would certainly be better than your current name.

John
Johnville,
South Johnatoria

IAmTheTouch said:

damn stalker found you on the org too Tom...

Will I find redemption?

IAmTheTouch said:

Dear Marie,

This young man has also written to me in another thread. Here's his letter, word for word;

Dear GhostlyNun,

There's this chick at work who thinks I'm hot and follows me around everywhere when I'm at work. The trouble is, she's got terrible breath and she hisses a lot. Oh, and I find her totally repulsive, too. What's your advice? How can I stop her drooling all over me whenever I walk into the office?

Regards, Young Man In Office.

I think that might help you put this problem behind you.

Regards, GN.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

on that note, what is redemption?

Can I have a bit of toast please? And a coffee?

cborgman said:

Dear John,

I toyed with the idea of being called Sister Harmonica Ivy Theresa once, but the acronym of fate mocked me.

Regards, GN.