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Thread started 02/04/04 10:49am

AlfofMelmak

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The 12 sad dangers of alcohol

12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember.)

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
You don't scare me; i got kids
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Reply #1 posted 02/04/04 10:50am

LittlePill

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Shit, I do all that stuff sober!
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Reply #2 posted 02/04/04 10:53am

AlfofMelmak

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LittlePill said:

Shit, I do all that stuff sober!


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Reply #3 posted 02/04/04 10:54am

jn2

11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. I dance better when I'm drunk or I'm not conscious that I'm ridiculous
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Reply #4 posted 02/04/04 10:55am

2the9s

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11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. I dance better when I'm drunk or I'm not conscious that I'm ridiculous


And here's the 13th sad danger of alcohol now. smile
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Reply #5 posted 02/04/04 11:00am

AlfofMelmak

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Oh wait, can I add bkw and althom somewhere ?
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Reply #6 posted 02/04/04 11:18am

IAmTheTouch

sinister, are you reading this??
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Reply #7 posted 02/04/04 10:27pm

AlfofMelmak

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bkw are you reading this?
You don't scare me; i got kids
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Reply #8 posted 02/04/04 10:36pm

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IAmTheTouch said:

sinister, are you reading this??


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Reply #9 posted 02/04/04 10:38pm

June7

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beer drink batting eyes
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Reply #10 posted 02/04/04 10:40pm

MostBeautifulG
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in your consumption of crack...this will then lead you to an addiction...in turn making you a crack whore and Althom will then be your best friend.
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Reply #11 posted 02/04/04 10:40pm

crazyhorse

10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

Lol
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Reply #12 posted 02/04/04 10:41pm

sinisterpentat
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June7 said:

beer drink batting eyes


pass me some of dat june.



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