How do you shake women who won't take the hint that you're not interested in them???

This lady, lets call her 'Mary', that works in my office has been driving me up a wall for months. The office is generally quiet throughout the day, besides the normal sounds of people working. Until she walks in, then all of a sudden its "The 'Mary' Show".

She's a total attention-whore. The more you try to ignore her, the louder she gets. Anytime she pronounces anything with the letter "s" in it she whistles it out, cuz apparently she thinks its "sssexy" or something. It's about as pleasant as scratching a chalkboard. And when she's not doing that she giggles nonstop.

When she has a question to ask me, she cant just walk in my office and ask the question then leave. She peeks her head around the door with a big cheese grin and stares at me for like 5 min until I acknowledge her and yell out "What?!". Then she proceeds to talk like some drunk retarded prostitute.

I know men can be sex pigs and all, but women in heat are the WORST lol

easy: fight annoyance with annoyance.

Yeah. Do what she'd least expect. Talk to her the way she talks to you and see what happens.

Tom said:

Simple..you grab them by the shoulders, and...

Oh, wait...you didn't mean that literally... :O

tell her about your interesting cockroach collection, and how you love to look at grandma porn on the net...

that will scare her away

and if not, shit, good luck...lol

OdysseyMiles said:

LOL i thought about that but I'm worried she'll start dry humping me.

Tom said:

oh lawd...she's that bad?

start dressing like and saying things that 9s would, that should chase her off.

Tom said:

Dang, she must have one of those anti-sarcasm plates in her head . Oh well, I guess honesty is the best policy.

cborgman said:

ohhh beh-beh, lick my muu-muu...

IAmTheTouch said:

Tom said:

Get her to say, 'It's...a postbox'. Hilarity will ensue.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

yea, that should stop her, lord knows it stops every woman near 9s

what i would do
1. ask her if she ever played russian roulette with 6 bullets, then tell her she should do so
2. tell her you do not like her
3. Be a complete asshole until she quits talking to you
4. and if all else fails tell her u are gay

what do you have against some drunk retarded prostitutes?

mrbungle said:

IAmTheTouch said:

do you have that phone number in Los Angeles :LOL:

mrbungle said:

i think i still have the old one... orgnote me the new one again, will ya?

CHAOSMAN87 said:

go for option no 4 and have a copy of playgirl on your desk :LOL: and a semi MALE naked secetary CALLED BIG BOY :FALLOFF: