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Reply #180 posted 02/05/04 3:13pm

madartista

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GhostlyNun said:

madartista said:

Yo Nun --

If you're so great and wise and all how come you don't have your own forum here, huh???

Impatiently Waiting


Dear madartista,

It was offered to me; 'Ghostly Nun: Musings And More', but I turned it down and they created the 'Fan Gatherings' forum instead. I'm so righteous.

Regards, GN.


Mea culpa. How can I learn to be righteous like you?
let me come over it's a beautiful day to play with you in the dark
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Reply #181 posted 02/05/04 3:19pm

GhostlyNun

madartista said:

Mea culpa. How can I learn to be righteous like you?


Dear madartista,

There are still places left for next season at St. Cher's School of Righteousness.

Classes are held every day (I take the glass-blowing class) and are designed to bring out the righteous, holy soul that's in us all.

Join now, go to www.oohIfeelsogoodandpurerightnow.com and follow the instructions.

Regards, GN.
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Reply #182 posted 02/05/04 3:26pm

madartista

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GhostlyNun said:

madartista said:

Mea culpa. How can I learn to be righteous like you?


Dear madartista,

There are still places left for next season at St. Cher's School of Righteousness.

Classes are held every day (I take the glass-blowing class) and are designed to bring out the righteous, holy soul that's in us all.

Join now, go to www.oohIfeelsogoodandpurerightnow.com and follow the instructions.

Regards, GN.

Blessings to you. Did you start out there as well?
let me come over it's a beautiful day to play with you in the dark
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Reply #183 posted 02/05/04 3:30pm

GhostlyNun

madartista said:

GhostlyNun said:

madartista said:

Mea culpa. How can I learn to be righteous like you?


Dear madartista,

There are still places left for next season at St. Cher's School of Righteousness.

Classes are held every day (I take the glass-blowing class) and are designed to bring out the righteous, holy soul that's in us all.

Join now, go to www.oohIfeelsogoodandpurerightnow.com and follow the instructions.

Regards, GN.

Blessings to you. Did you start out there as well?


Dear madartista,

Of course I did.

Regards, GN.
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Reply #184 posted 02/05/04 3:32pm

madartista

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Righteous One,

What does a pink pussy squirrel got to do, got to do with it???
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Reply #185 posted 02/05/04 3:51pm

GhostlyNun

madartista said:

Righteous One,

What does a pink pussy squirrel got to do, got to do with it???


Dear madartista,

The answer lies within this passage from Testament 3: A New Beginning;

'I have no soul' the pauper announced as the Chosen One lay her hands on his head and spoke; 'If you had to kill one animal in order to show God that you were of pure mind and without sin, which animal would it be?'
The pauper answered with heavy heart, 'The squirrel'. When questioned on his answer, the pauper spoke of his love for the squirrel, but told of his greater love for God. The Chosen One smiled with a radiance and thus spoke; 'From now until you leave this earth, you will have the image of the squirrel upon your rudie-danglies to remind you of your love of the Lord and prove that you have the soul that you seek' Karen Ch43 vs 32-39

Regards, GN.
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Reply #186 posted 02/05/04 8:36pm

NWF

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Dear GhostlyNun,

Would you ever join a Punk or Metal band?

Sincerely,

NWF
NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE.
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Reply #187 posted 02/05/04 10:29pm

Janfriend
Dear Ghostlynun,

Will I ever find true love?

Janfriend Quebec
Cult of Janfriend, South Pole Chapter
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Reply #188 posted 02/05/04 10:54pm

Janfriend
Dear Ghostlynun,

You do realize that the Cult of Janfriend is the one true church, right?

Janfriend Bolivia
Cult of Janfriend, Nova Scotia Imperialist Sect
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Reply #189 posted 02/06/04 4:52am

GhostlyNun

NWF said:

Dear GhostlyNun,

Would you ever join a Punk or Metal band?

Sincerely,

NWF


Dear NWF,

At the moment, I'm rehearsing with my current band, The Holy Clits. We are a punk/metal crossover combo and our debut single, Concrete Bastards is out soon on Spooge Records. Our tour should commence in the spring, so look out for us.

Regards, GN.
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Reply #190 posted 02/06/04 4:53am

GhostlyNun

Janfriend said:

Dear Ghostlynun,

Will I ever find true love?

Janfriend Quebec
Cult of Janfriend, South Pole Chapter


Dear Janfriend,

Have you taken a look behind the couch? Where did you last see it?

Regards, GN.
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Reply #191 posted 02/06/04 4:53am

GhostlyNun

Janfriend said:

Dear Ghostlynun,

You do realize that the Cult of Janfriend is the one true church, right?

Janfriend Bolivia
Cult of Janfriend, Nova Scotia Imperialist Sect


Dear Janfriend,

Uh, yeah, right rolleyes

Regards, GN.
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Reply #192 posted 02/06/04 5:05am

Cloudbuster

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Dear Ghostly Nun,

Do you sell crack?

Regards, Whitney & Bobby.

stoned
"Think inside out." stoned https://www.facebook.com/drjudywood http://www.theperthgroup....entary.pdf

http://archive.org/detail...eather_451 http://www.controversyofz.../index.htm
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Reply #193 posted 02/06/04 5:22am

JediMaster

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Dear Ghostly Nun,

What's love got to do with it?

Regards,
Jedi
jedi

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #194 posted 02/06/04 5:23am

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Dear GN,

What's love, but a second-hand emotion?

Sincerely,
Jedi
jedi

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #195 posted 02/06/04 5:23am

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Dear GN,

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

Thank you,
Jedi
jedi

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #196 posted 02/06/04 6:27am

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Dear Sister Mid-range German Sedan,

Recently I have found that midget tossing is no longer as fun as it once was, and midget tossing jobs are becoming more and more scarce. Could you suggest a new line of work for me?

Gunter the Midget Tosser
Strong Badia
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #197 posted 02/06/04 6:31am

Christopher

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GhostlyNun said:

Christopher said:

ghostynun,


what does it mean when your urine comes out green?


thanks in advance
X


Dear Christopher,

Stop drinking the Incredible Hulk's sperm.

Regards, GN.

lol
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Reply #198 posted 02/06/04 6:31am

Tosch
Dear Ghostly Nun,

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Best Regards, T

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[This message was edited Fri Feb 6 6:32:30 PST 2004 by Tosch]
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Reply #199 posted 02/06/04 6:36am

PREDOMINANT

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Dear Ghostly Nun is your response to this going to be the 200th post on your thread?

Sincerely

Predom

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[This message was edited Fri Feb 6 6:36:52 PST 2004 by PREDOMINANT]
Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard!
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Reply #200 posted 02/06/04 10:08am

GhostlyNun

PREDOMINANT said:

Dear Ghostly Nun is your response to this going to be the 200th post on your thread?

Sincerely

Predom

Ghostly edit



Dear PREDOMINANT,

Why yes, yes it is.

Regards, GN.
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Reply #201 posted 02/06/04 12:15pm

JediMaster

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Dear Sister,

Where's the beef?
jedi

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #202 posted 02/06/04 1:59pm

GhostlyNun

JediMaster said:

Dear Sister,

Where's the beef?


Dear JediMaster,

All these questions and more will be answered in the next series of Ask GhostlyNun, coming soon...

Regards, GN.
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Reply #203 posted 02/06/04 3:19pm

Haystack
GhostlyNun,

When will the new series start?

Regards, Haystack.
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Reply #204 posted 02/06/04 3:21pm

GhostlyNun

Haystack said:

GhostlyNun,

When will the new series start?

Regards, Haystack.


Dear Haystack,

When I fucking decide, shit-for-brains! You have got to be the most namby-pamby, goody two-shoes Orger that there has ever been!

Regards, GN.
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Reply #205 posted 02/06/04 3:23pm

Haystack

GhostlyNun said:

Haystack said:

GhostlyNun,

When will the new series start?

Regards, Haystack.


Dear Haystack,

When I fucking decide, shit-for-brains! You have got to be the most namby-pamby, goody two-shoes Orger that there has ever been!

Regards, GN.


Dear GhostlyNun,

:FU:

Regards, Haystack.
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Reply #206 posted 02/06/04 3:34pm

XxAxX

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GhostlyNun said:

garganta said:

GhostlyNun said:

garganta said:

Dear GhostlyNun

You should see this film by Almodovar smile




Dear garganta,

Seen it, reviewed it, forgotten it.

Regards, GN.


Dear GhostlyNun

You have got no taste! tease


Dear garganta,

It's Ask GhostlyNun, not tell GhostlyNun.

Oh, and by the way, your shit stinks.

Regards, GN.


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Reply #207 posted 02/06/04 3:38pm

XxAxX

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dear ghostlynun:

what will those two plucky robots find on mars?
and, will the martians be able to corrupt the robots' software and/or have they already succeeded in doing so?
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