Dear GN,

Any chance that Episode III will be as good as I've always dreamed it will?

Dear Sister Hotlips,

What a marvelous thread! What inspired it?


Gunter the midget tosser
Strong Badia

JediMaster said:

Dear JediMaster,

Episodes I, II and III will be remembered in the same way as Prince's 90s output. Nowhere near as good as the heyday, but still better than 70% of the crap out there.
Episode III will be better than II, but probably on an equal with I. However, many questions will be answered and the DVD will contain a blooper-reel.

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Gunter,

A very sexy, bear-cub named Chris. If I were a 34 year old man in a currently flooded town in the UK I'd really fall for him. Or at least fall on him from the top of the wardrobe, dressed in a leather harness.

Regards, GN.

Dear Sister Kidney Stone,

You forgot the rest of my name. My name is Gunter the Midget Tosser", thank you very much. I didn't attend 3 years of midget tossing school to just be called Gunter.

PS - It would have to be a wardrobe low to the ground, I have heard Chris is not that tall, and an incredibly bad typist.

Gunter the Midget Tosser
Strong Badia



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yo Nun --

why do fools fall in love?

Fool

GhostlyNun said:

Thank you, holy sister!

Dear Sister Helen Lovejoy,

Who do fools fall in love with?

Shecky Green
The Catskills

madartista said:

Dear Fool,

The River Love is near to a home for the mentally bewildered and as a result, many of the fools who live there fall into it.

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Shecky Green,

The River Love is also near to my convent and therefore, most of the fools fall in the River Love with nuns. We've lost many a sister to it's cruel waters. Sad, but true.

Regards, GN.

Dear Sister HulaHut,

Hi! Kevin again! My wife Kevin and I took your advice and invited Christopher from Austin over for hot threesome fondue sex, and had a blast! Now my wife is pregnant with Christopher's Child, and we are wondering what we should name the baby? We thought about calling him Jesus if he is a boy, but apparently someone famous already used that name.

Kevin
Kevinville, Kevin

cborgman said:

Dear Kevin,

Well, Nate... if it's a boy. And if it's a girl, then why not call her Elope. Just so that when her siblings have children, they'll be able to call her Aunt Elope.

Regards, GN.

Dear Sister Maria Maria Remind-me-of-West-Side-Story,

Is the term "midget" offensive?

Gunter the Midget Tosser
Strong Badia

Yo Nun --

If you're so great and wise and all how come you don't have your own forum here, huh???

Impatiently Waiting

ghostynun,


what does it mean when your urine comes out green?


thanks in advance
X

Dear sister Myra Ellen Amos,

Who shot JR?

GhostlyNun said:

Now listen here confused-grail-lady, check out who you are quoting...

cborgman said:

Dear Gunter the Midget Tosser,

If you are referring to throwing midgets as far as you can for sport, then the term 'midget' is not offensive. Nor is it offensive when referring to Midget Gems, which are a popular 'candy' around these, here parts.

However, here in the United Kingdom of Britain, tossing also means masturbation. Therefore, the term means something completely different and is indeed, considered offensive.

Regards, GN.

madartista said:

Dear madartista,

It was offered to me; 'Ghostly Nun: Musings And More', but I turned it down and they created the 'Fan Gatherings' forum instead. I'm so righteous.

Regards, GN.

Christopher said:

Dear Christopher,

Stop drinking the Incredible Hulk's sperm.

Regards, GN.

JediMaster said:

Dear JediMaster,

Kristen Shepard.

Regards, GN.

Therapy said:

Dear Can't-Read-Who-cborgman's-letter-was-actually-from,

You know that Elijah is your Daddy.

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun

What do you think of this?



Regards,

Therapy

Therapy said:

Dear Queen Therapy III of Essex,

Stapling dog's paws to door-frames may not be illegal in Essex, but it certainly is everywhere else. And as for that woman blatantly showing off her pussy between her legs...

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

And what about this??!??!??!

http://home.clara.net/sad...shaggy.mp3

Therapy said:

Dear Therapy IsGoodForYou,

At the moment, my sisters are in bed and I cannot listen to the link. Tomorrow, I will skip the morning 'exercise' and listen to it.

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

Get headphones sister!!!

Dear GhostlyNun,
What's become of the brokenhearted?

jn2 said:

Dear jn2,

Sorry to break this to you, but if your heart breaks, then you die. Therefore, pretty much all of the brokenhearted are dead.

It's essential to keep your heart healthy with regular exercise and a nutritious, balanced diet

Regards, your friend in God, GN.

Therapy said:

Dear Therapy,

I don't know Headphones, let alone her sister.

Regards, GN.