Number23 said:

Dear Sexually Frustrated of 7, Lavender Avenue, Norwich, NK12 4DU

It used to be the other way around. Both stairs and steps are named after the patron saint of going uphill, St. Nobby.

Stairs were so called because they were out in the open air, therefore the word translated as 'The patron saint of going uphill out in the open air', or 'stairs', whereas steps were so called because they translated as 'The patron saint of going uphill into the epicentre of the house', or steps.

During the great turning inside-out of Planet Earth in 1763 (It's in all the history books), the names changed over.

Regards, GN.

P.S. That's a totally fake address posted above. Neither the postcode or address exist.

luv4u said:

Dear luv4u,

Yes, I've been a ghost since 670BC.

Regards, GN.

luv4u said:

Dear luv4u,

Firstly, let me just fucking say that swearing is a fucking abomination and an abuse of the fucking beautiful English language. I want to kick shit out of cunts who un-necessarily use bad fucking language. But feel free to use disgusting words like Shit, Fuck, Cunt and Twat if you really feel you must.

Regards, GN.

Dear Ghostly Nun,

How come I've never seen this thread before... did it just miraculously appear before my eyes like the Virgin Mary on a tortilla?

In His Name,

June7

luv4u said:

well, it probably would have been funnier had i not mispelled the name of the show.

and i officially suck at jeopardy, it's too many science and history questions, and i officially suck at science, it is my weakest subject.

"fuck...mispelled it again!!" edit
[This message was edited Thu Feb 5 11:38:08 PST 2004 by cborgman]

GhostlyNun said:

You are one hell of a fucking nun.

Dear Sister Princess Prettypants,

Knock Knock.

Christopher
Austin, Texas
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June7 said:

Dear June7,

When you go to the toilet, do you ask yourself why you've never seen the poo that has emerged from your bum before?

'Sometimes, we don't see things because they are only hidden from us because we're covering our eyes with the foul stench of human emotion' Rick Ch7 vs 19-24

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Christopher,

Come in. And welcome to the house of God.

Regards and warm greetings, GN.

Dear Sister Misses-Obvious-joke-setups,

Knock-Knock


Christopher
Austin, Texas

cborgman said:

Dear Mr Misses-Irony-Of-GNs-Response,

Who's there?

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

Dear Sister The-irony-wasn't-that-funny-and-with-all-the-effort-thats-gone-into-this-joke-I-don't-think-it's-going-to-be-funny-now,

Althom.


Christopher
Austin, TX

Dear GhostlyNun,

Which came first; the chicken or the egg?

God bless you.

cborgman said:

Dear Christopher,

'The-irony-wasn't-that-funny-and-with-all-the-effort-thats-gone-into-this-joke-I-don't-think-it's-going-to-be-funny-now,Althom.Christopher Austin, TX' Who?

Regards, GN.

Dear GN,

I was a real jackass recently, and hurt lots of my friends feelings. I'm not Catholic, but still feel the need to do penance. Any advice?

GhostlyNun said:

Dear Sister I'm-an-evil-evil-woman-who-completely-ruins-joke-setups-but-who-comes-up-with-decent-name-anger-jokes-at-least,

BinaryJustin said:

Dear BinaryJustin,

It was during the great storm of 43BC when a Parisian scientist named Alphonse De La Lune was trying to create another time machine using a mobile telephone and a microwave oven that he'd acquired during his previous time-travelling experiment.

A bolt of lightning struck his manservant Pierre Dans La Verre and turned him into the World's first egg. That egg hatched into the World's first chicken and therefore, to answer your question. The egg most definitely came first.

Regards, Know-It-All-Smart-Alec-GN.

GhostlyNun said:

Wow! You're incredible! That was my next question!

Dear Sister Twisted,

Which celebrities are going to Hell, and why?

Good Catholic
Des Moines, China

JediMaster said:

Dear JediMaster,

Time heals all wounds and things are best left to fade into memory.

If your house has crumbled, build a new one in a different style. Don't just endlessly show people photographs of the old one and allow the memory to stay in their minds.

Either that or say 'Red lolly, yellow lorry' 10 times without fucking it up.

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Good Catholic,

Everybody's going to hell. It's so much better there. Satan treats you really well because you've helped do his work for him in this life.

Regards, GN.

Dear Sister Fromage,

Wow, My wife Kevin and I realy think this Christopher in Austin sounds hot, and we want to send him lots of money, and Prince Bootlegs, and invite him to our house for Fondue and group sex!

Should we have the Fondue first or the sex?

Kevin
Kevinville, Kevin
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cborgman said:

Dear Christopher,

Well, thanks. The thread will slow down now due to your irresponsible posting of a picture and no-one will be able to post on it.

Even so, I'd still do you.

Regards, GN.

Dear Ghostlynun,

What do you think about gays in the military and "dont ask, don't tell"

Janfriend California
Cult of Janfriend, Massachusetts Chapter

cborgman said:

Dear Kevin,

Cover him in a cheesy fondue and then repeatedly whack him in the balls with a leather paddle, found at most good bookshops. He likes that. Make sure that the fondue is scaldingly hot!

Regards, GN.

Dear Sister Rulerdouche,

Recently my wife Ethel hosted a thread which was very popular and got many responses. Thoughtlessly, someone posted a picture on it, and it slowed the thread down. Should she ask him to take it down? And what would be the best way for her to ask him to do so?

Mizzark,
Nizzark, North Foshizzle

Janfriend said:

Dear Janfriend,

You've mis-spelt 'days', but I'll forgive you. I love days in the military. Any longer than a day and I'd hate it, so a day is just long enough.

With regards to your second question, I'm very fond of the 'don't ask, don't tell' attitude. Particularly when the Mother Superior finds out that someone's stolen cookies out of the cookie jar.

Regards, GN.

Red Rolly, er...red jolly...Crap!!!

cborgman said:

Dear Mizzark,

By pretending to be a raunchy nun and using foul language and overly-obvious hints. Incidentally, I feel that this thread is getting a little slow anyway and I may start another 'Ask GhostlyNun' thread soon. But until then, feel free to ask further questions on this thread.

Regards, GN.