cborgman said:

Dear LittlePill,

Yes. And the song really is about me. During my days as a ho.

Regards, GN.

Dear Sister Sensible Shoes,

Where have all the cowboys gone? And while I am at it, where has the singer who sang that line gone?


Christopher
Austin, Texas

cborgman said:

Dear Therapy,

Because he wants you bad.

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Christopher,

Yes, you win the award for 'America's Saddest Twat'.

Regards, GN.

Dear In the Headlights,

Why is my riddle thread bombing like one of Lleena's souflees?

Yours in spirit,

Homina Homina

cborgman said:

Dear Christopher,

It's only a matter of time before the prize is yours. Until that time, ask yourself this question...

Would you if you could? And if you couldn't, would somebody else do it for you? And would be doing it if they couldn't?
Gary Ch12 vs3-8

I think you'll find the answers you seek there.

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Christopher,

Firstly, what the Dickens is an orcketship? And secondly, no you cannot pick your prize. However, your nose is a different matter.

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Christopher,

Actually, the lyric is 'Mommy, why does everybody have a bum'. And the answer is 'To shit through'.

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Christopher,

All the cowboys have gone to bed with no supper. And the singer who sang that line is now a badass rapper in Kansas.

Regards, GN.


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2the9s said:

Dear Homina Homina,

Have patience and it will get 17 replies before finally disappearing onto page 2.

Yours GN.

Dear Penthouse forums,

Recently I had the most amazing experience to share with you that really happened to me yesterday. I was sitting at home scratching my beer gut and swatting at flies when I realized I was hungry. So I ordered a pizza. It got there quickly, and when I opened the door, there were two hot 36-24-36 twins delivering my pizzas. immeadiatly they fell to their knees and wtarted making out and pawing at my sweatpants. they requested I take them off, and so I did. Within thirty or so seconds, I had popped my cork, and they were so taken by my rough hewn manner, they didn't charge me for the pizza.

BKW
Outer Mongolia
[This message was edited Thu Feb 5 10:20:36 PST 2004 by cborgman]

Dear Sister Orcketman,

My mommy says people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Is that true? And if it is, shouldn't someone warn that preacher in California who built a glass church that he calls "the crystal cathedral"?

M. EckaLeckaHiMekkaHineyHo

Dear Sister Rip Taylor,

What ever happened to 2the9s' train?

Christopher
Austin, Texas

cborgman said:

Dear BKW,

This sort of thing happens all the time in the area where you live. The twins are actually Barbra Streisand and Nancy Reagan in disguise and their goal is to make every man and woman in the area give in to pleasure.

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear M. EckaLeckaHiMekkaHineyHo,

Your Mommy clearly talks a lot of shit. People who live in glass houses must be stupid. I mean, imagine every time you took a shower - all the passers by would be able to see your vile body and they would report you to the glass authorities.

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Christopher,

Whilst entering the cathedral on his wedding day, wearing his wedding dress, the train caught in the limousine doors and, as it drove away, it took 2the9s with it, dragging him along the road for a good 3.5 miles before stopping. As you can imagine, the day was ruined and the wedding went down as the worst day of 2the9s life. His wife, Audrey, was very upset too. His dress easily outshone her beige number.

Yours GN.

Dear Sister Scrumtillecent,

Have I worn out my welcome on this thread?

Christopher
Austin, Texas

cborgman said:

Dear Christopher,

What made you think you were welcome in the first place?

Regards and erotic thoughts in your direction, GN.

Dear Sister Shortstack,

Geez, that Christopher guy sounds really hot. Do you think he is the sexiest person ever? I SURE DO!

Kevin
Kevinville, Kevin

Dear Ghostly Nun,

If you buy a piece of land, do you own it all the way down to the core of the Earth?

Thanking you in anticipation,
23.

cborgman said:

Dear Kevin,

Christopher Reeve sure is sexy!

Regards, GN.

Number23 said:

Dear 23,

Yes, you do. So therefore, you are actually buying a huge, elongated pyramid of land, albeit an upside-down pyramid.

Regards, GN.

Dear Ghostly Nun,

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Regards,
23.

Number23 said:

Dear 23,

Basically, they're a procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something if you will. Some might use the word trial as an alternative.

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

Just one more.

Dear Ghostly Nun,

Why are stairs called stairs indoors but steps outside?

Are you a ghost?

luv4u said:

um... hello? letter format. you are one of those people that would be bad on jeapordy because you would forget to phrase it in the form of a question, aren't you?

GhostlyNun you are fucking hilarious

Do we have to refrain from swearing on this org?

Will it hurt your virgin ears?

cborgman said:

She could be writing through someone else.

cborgman said:

I hate Jeopardy, that show is for old geezers.