Dear Ghostly Nun,

You still have my rubber suit.
May I have it back please?

Regards, A. Cunt.

Janfriend said:

Dear Janfriend,

Look in the mirror - what colour are you?
When you masturbate, what do you think of, men or women?

Those are your answers.

Regards, GN.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Ah, listening to Morrissey and the guys has cheered me up on many a dull evening.

Regards, GN.

Vibrator said:

Dear Vibrator,

Actually, Haystack is my pseudonym that I've used here for quite some time. This is the real me.

Regards, GN.

jn2 said:

Dear jn2,

I never wear any

Regards, GN.

garganta said:

Dear garganta,

Seen it, reviewed it, forgotten it.

Regards, GN.

Cloudbuster said:

Dear A. Cunt,

No, I need it for choir practice.

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

Dear GhostlyNun

You have got no taste!
[This message was edited Thu Feb 5 5:09:51 PST 2004 by garganta]

garganta said:

Dear garganta,

It's Ask GhostlyNun, not tell GhostlyNun.

Oh, and by the way, your shit stinks.

Regards, GN.

Dear Sister Sister,

Was Jesus effiminate?

Althom
A Kangaroo pouch, France

cborgman said:

Dear Althom,

Difficult to say. I do remember though, that when he first walked on water he found it a bit chilly and said 'Oh honey, I'm not dangling my tootsies in there, girlfriend!' and then with that, he minced off towards Judas' Interiors shop and bought some matching candlesticks.

Regards, GN.

Dear Sister Rosemary,

who put the bop in the bomp shoo bop shoo bomp?

Lleena
Hoboken, New Jersey

Dear GhostlyNun, if it's you http://www.eveningstar.co...laudia.asp would you please scare this silly b*** to death?

cborgman said:

Dear Lleena,

It was one of Bing Crosby's daughter's hairdresser's turds.

Regards, GN.

jn2 said:

Dear jn2,

That's a great picture of me on that link. Actually, it's just a holiday home that I share with Claudia. She didn't ask me to share it with her, but that's just her tough shit 'cos I love the place. By the way, they got my name wrong

Regards, GN.

Will I make my first million by the time I am 30?

Dear Sister [insert funny name here],

When placing a new roll of toilet paper on the roll, is the tissue supposed to come out supposed to go over or under the roll?


Paisley
Los Angeles, Russia

Dear GN

Where have you gone?

FAther Domingo Santa Clausa

PREDOMINANT said:

Dear PREDOMINANT,

You will easily accrue over a million sperm by the time you reach 30. Most of it, however, will land in your jerk-off sock, as usual!

Regards, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Paisley,

It's supposed to go into the crack of your arse to wipe away excess excrement. It matters not which way the roll rolls.

Regards, GN.

PREDOMINANT said:

Dear PREDOMINANT,

What? Throughout my entire life? Or just now?

Yours, confused, GN.

Just now? Otherwise it would have been "been" Where have you been?
[This message was edited Thu Feb 5 10:02:19 PST 2004 by PREDOMINANT]

Dear GhostlyNun

Are you into politics?

Regards

Therapy

Dear Sister,

Have you heard the song Prince wrote about you?

LittlePill
one of the square states

Dear Sister Christian,

Why is the pretty man in my avatar confused?

Therapy
The Shire

Dear Sister Plebian,

Do I get a prize if I have the most letters in a row?

Christopher
Austin, Texas

Dear Sister Mary Pickford,

Have I won yet?

Christopher
Austin, Texas

Dear Sister Mary Sharon,

If I do win do I get to pick my prize, because i would like to pick to win a rocketship. Then I would take 2the9s, put him in the orcketship, and send it to the moon. That' will teach him to post riddles that I can't solve.


Christopher
Austin, Texas

Dear Sister Wendy Lisa,

Why does everybody have a bomb?


Christopher
Austin, Texas

Therapy said:

Dear Therapy




































































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Regards, GN.