SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Dear SupaFunky,

Redemption has now given up the drag scene and is currently working on a building site. You won't find her again, sorry.

Regards, GN.

What kind of meat do priests eat?

Therapy said:

Dear Therapy,

God only gives you what you deserve. That's why those small tits are all you have. See, you should have been better behaved as a child.

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

Will she be the same without all the makeup?

PEJ said:

Dear PEJ,

Bush Meat.

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

you're absolutely right, Sister! i'll start carrying some Kleenex to wipe the drool. maybe then he'll finally shag me in the supply closet, like i suggested in my note to him!

GhostlyNun said:

Say Ghostly, I'm biting your COCK OFF NOW!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Well, what with the beard and the chest hair now growing back, it looks unlikely.

GhostlyNun said:

I think I like her better now that she's let her hair grow back in! Thanks for helping me sister!

Therapy said:

Dear Therapy,

Sssh, nobody knows about my haemaphrodite genitalia as yet.

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

I guess that also answers my question of 'what is redemption?' Thanks GN

Just Curious

Dear Sister Mary Whosit,

Why does my friend 2the9s smell like he does?

Christopher
Austin, Texas

madartista said:

Dear Just Curious,

Good guess.

Lots of erotic tickles, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Christopher,

Smell like who does?

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun,

What's the quickest that you've ever responded to a question?

Regards, Brian.

Haystack said:

Dear Haystack,

Probably this question that you've just asked now!

Regards, GN.

Dear GhosltyNun,

have you ever had sex with Prince?

Milty
London, England

Dear Sister Maria Conchita Alonso,

Is there a patron saint for people who are enduring org drama, and if so which saint is it?

Prince Walter VI
Gouchtuschireton, UK

Milty said:

Dear Milty,

Actually, yes!

Whilst returning from an outing to St. Dave's Church in Hull, we stopped off on the Motorway at Watford Gap services. Whilst playing on the Virtua Fighter arcade machine alone, I couldn't believe it when somebody came up to me and asked if he could challenge me to a fight on this rather ancient video-game device. My surprise turned to total shock when I realised that it was none other than Prince who had just challenged me. Obviously, I agreed to play a game with him. He beat me, of course, and then he asked me if I wanted to go for a quick screw behind the bins outside the Little Chef. I said yes and, well, let's just say that it was quite possibly the finest sex without a candle that I've ever had.

Yours dreamily reminiscingly, GN.

cborgman said:

Dear Prince Walter VI,

Saint Orville Getoverit is the patron saint of Org drama.

Regards, GN.

Dear Moopy,

Is there really always room for Jell-O, or is that just a clever marketing stategy to get people to overeat?

2the9s
Brooklyn, Mars

GhostlyNun said:

I heard different. I heard they eat nun.

Dear Ghostlynun,
Why 'GhostlyNun'? Are you dead?

cborgman said:

Dear 2the9s,

Jell-O contains kitten-membrane and the kittens are killed purely for that one ingredient. Only the cutest of kittens are killed in order to make Jell-O, so eat how your conscience decides.

Regards, GN.

Marrk said:

Dear Marrrk,

Damn, you've given away the plot. Nobody's supposed to know that I've been dead all along until the last few frames of the Movie.

Regards, GN.

Dear Ghostlynun,

Am I Black or White? Am I straight or gay?

Janfriend of America
Cult of Janfriend, Central Earth

Dear GhostlyNun,

Have you heard of this band?



And if so, are you a fan of them?

Sincerely,

NWF

Dear GhostlyNun,

Are you Haystack or did you just borrow his sense of humour and quick wit for this thread?

Dear GhostlyNun,
can you describe your ghosts underwears?

Dear GhostlyNun

You should see this film by Almodovar


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