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The 12 sad dangers of alcohol 12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. 10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. 9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. 7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. 6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember.) 5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. 4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck. 3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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Shit, I do all that stuff sober!   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Shit, I do all that stuff sober!
 You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. I dance better when I'm drunk or I'm not conscious that I'm ridiculous | |
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jn2 said: 11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. I dance better when I'm drunk or I'm not conscious that I'm ridiculous
And here's the 13th sad danger of alcohol now.  | |
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Oh wait, can I add bkw and althom somewhere ? You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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sinister, are you reading this?? | |
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bkw are you reading this? You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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IAmTheTouch said: sinister, are you reading this??
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moderatorWARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in your consumption of crack...this will then lead you to an addiction...in turn making you a crack whore and Althom will then be your best friend. | |
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10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
Lol | |
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June7 said: pass me some of dat june. 
ahhh smooove! *hic* | |
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